Irrational Robot
@irrationalrobot.bsky.social
Arcade games, lock picking, speed cubing, movie reviews, late career law student, I'm "a little better than average" at a lot of dumb stuff.
Love to hate my least favorite sports teams. I watched the Simpsons when it originally aired
Love to hate my least favorite sports teams. I watched the Simpsons when it originally aired
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Tonight, my Minneapolis neighborhood gathered on street corners and in our local park to mourn Alex Pretti.
This is our FOURTH vigil in eight months. No community should have to go through what we're going through.
This is our FOURTH vigil in eight months. No community should have to go through what we're going through.
January 25, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Tonight, my Minneapolis neighborhood gathered on street corners and in our local park to mourn Alex Pretti.
This is our FOURTH vigil in eight months. No community should have to go through what we're going through.
This is our FOURTH vigil in eight months. No community should have to go through what we're going through.
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Smith: Again, and I think all of us, if we're reasonable, know that there's going to be more crimes committed by these people in the future. I do not understand why you would mass pardon people who assaulted police officers. I don't get it. I never will.
January 22, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Smith: Again, and I think all of us, if we're reasonable, know that there's going to be more crimes committed by these people in the future. I do not understand why you would mass pardon people who assaulted police officers. I don't get it. I never will.
The AMC Theaters app has this presale page for the Melania documentary. Pay attention to the "movie stills," this is honestly pretty amusing. :-)
January 21, 2026 at 4:34 AM
The AMC Theaters app has this presale page for the Melania documentary. Pay attention to the "movie stills," this is honestly pretty amusing. :-)
Grinning like an idiot watching Really Freaking Cold football #BearsGame
January 19, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Grinning like an idiot watching Really Freaking Cold football #BearsGame
It's time!!
January 18, 2026 at 3:51 AM
It's time!!
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Bluesky 2023: you're watching sportsball during a time of worldwide democratic decline? interesting.
Bluesky 2026: GO BILLS KEEP POUNDING BEAR DOWN FUCK THE PACKERS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS ABOLISH ICE
Bluesky 2026: GO BILLS KEEP POUNDING BEAR DOWN FUCK THE PACKERS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS ABOLISH ICE
January 18, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Bluesky 2023: you're watching sportsball during a time of worldwide democratic decline? interesting.
Bluesky 2026: GO BILLS KEEP POUNDING BEAR DOWN FUCK THE PACKERS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS ABOLISH ICE
Bluesky 2026: GO BILLS KEEP POUNDING BEAR DOWN FUCK THE PACKERS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS ABOLISH ICE
I think I just ate the best burrito I've ever had, from the "Mexican Seoul" truck in front of Project 9 brewing.
This wasn't one of the kimchi burritos, but damned if the crispy greens and rice didn't make an amazing difference.
PS this Bills Broncos game is great
This wasn't one of the kimchi burritos, but damned if the crispy greens and rice didn't make an amazing difference.
PS this Bills Broncos game is great
January 18, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I think I just ate the best burrito I've ever had, from the "Mexican Seoul" truck in front of Project 9 brewing.
This wasn't one of the kimchi burritos, but damned if the crispy greens and rice didn't make an amazing difference.
PS this Bills Broncos game is great
This wasn't one of the kimchi burritos, but damned if the crispy greens and rice didn't make an amazing difference.
PS this Bills Broncos game is great
Five cool things on Friday:
1. Nice practice run on the light rail for heading back to campus on Tuesday
2. Taking my daughter to cello tonight
3. Costco pizza && Buffy night with the family
4. Waiting for word about a Kickstarter arrival
5. Coffee informational this morning 😁👍
1. Nice practice run on the light rail for heading back to campus on Tuesday
2. Taking my daughter to cello tonight
3. Costco pizza && Buffy night with the family
4. Waiting for word about a Kickstarter arrival
5. Coffee informational this morning 😁👍
January 16, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Five cool things on Friday:
1. Nice practice run on the light rail for heading back to campus on Tuesday
2. Taking my daughter to cello tonight
3. Costco pizza && Buffy night with the family
4. Waiting for word about a Kickstarter arrival
5. Coffee informational this morning 😁👍
1. Nice practice run on the light rail for heading back to campus on Tuesday
2. Taking my daughter to cello tonight
3. Costco pizza && Buffy night with the family
4. Waiting for word about a Kickstarter arrival
5. Coffee informational this morning 😁👍
I really love hating Aaron Rogers. Let's see his career end like this.
January 13, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I really love hating Aaron Rogers. Let's see his career end like this.
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(The kids are alright.)
January 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
(The kids are alright.)
Good breakfast
January 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Good breakfast
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We’re reaching new heights of achievement across the board at SU Law, with awesome momentum into the new year, thanks to our exceptional faculty, staff, students & alums. Together we've set new records & standards of excellence, & the best is yet to come! Learn more below.
youtu.be/gS5UudjqyRY?...
youtu.be/gS5UudjqyRY?...
State of the Law School | Vision, Leadership and the Future at Seattle University School of Law
YouTube video by seattleulaw
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January 6, 2026 at 10:05 PM
We’re reaching new heights of achievement across the board at SU Law, with awesome momentum into the new year, thanks to our exceptional faculty, staff, students & alums. Together we've set new records & standards of excellence, & the best is yet to come! Learn more below.
youtu.be/gS5UudjqyRY?...
youtu.be/gS5UudjqyRY?...
I'm now 60 push-ups from 1000 in December, which will mean I've done 1000 in each month of this year. This will be at least three years now of this achievement. :-)
December 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I'm now 60 push-ups from 1000 in December, which will mean I've done 1000 in each month of this year. This will be at least three years now of this achievement. :-)
SCROOGE: Marley! What are all those chains?
MARLEY: Each link is a book in my home that I never even opened, and stored it and stacked for decades!
S: Oh no! And what is my fate?
M: Your chains are even longer! I can barely walk in here!
1/2
MARLEY: Each link is a book in my home that I never even opened, and stored it and stacked for decades!
S: Oh no! And what is my fate?
M: Your chains are even longer! I can barely walk in here!
1/2
December 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
SCROOGE: Marley! What are all those chains?
MARLEY: Each link is a book in my home that I never even opened, and stored it and stacked for decades!
S: Oh no! And what is my fate?
M: Your chains are even longer! I can barely walk in here!
1/2
MARLEY: Each link is a book in my home that I never even opened, and stored it and stacked for decades!
S: Oh no! And what is my fate?
M: Your chains are even longer! I can barely walk in here!
1/2
I think I want to film a really, really long breakdown of my favorite movie scenes:
1. The Duel from Electric Dreams
2. The Bobs interviews from Office Space
3. The Clash at Demonhead show from Scott Pilgrim...
1. The Duel from Electric Dreams
2. The Bobs interviews from Office Space
3. The Clash at Demonhead show from Scott Pilgrim...
December 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I think I want to film a really, really long breakdown of my favorite movie scenes:
1. The Duel from Electric Dreams
2. The Bobs interviews from Office Space
3. The Clash at Demonhead show from Scott Pilgrim...
1. The Duel from Electric Dreams
2. The Bobs interviews from Office Space
3. The Clash at Demonhead show from Scott Pilgrim...
I think I'm going to get into Dusty Springfield for awhile. "Son of a Preacherman" has always been a favorite, but damn, "Spooky" is just so smooth...
December 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I think I'm going to get into Dusty Springfield for awhile. "Son of a Preacherman" has always been a favorite, but damn, "Spooky" is just so smooth...
I'm a little sad that Adobe's reader product has gotten this bad. On initially opening the document I wanted to read, I now have to start hunting down close buttons like I'm opening a listicle.
While the red box here is theoretically the content I want, even only a quarter of that is close... 🧵
While the red box here is theoretically the content I want, even only a quarter of that is close... 🧵
December 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I'm a little sad that Adobe's reader product has gotten this bad. On initially opening the document I wanted to read, I now have to start hunting down close buttons like I'm opening a listicle.
While the red box here is theoretically the content I want, even only a quarter of that is close... 🧵
While the red box here is theoretically the content I want, even only a quarter of that is close... 🧵
Wondering if employers will want to start giving people "essay questions" to show they didn't LLM their way through college.
"Here are three articles on a topic. Read the articles and write a brief summary of the topic discussed, including which articles you found most persuasive." 75 minutes.
"Here are three articles on a topic. Read the articles and write a brief summary of the topic discussed, including which articles you found most persuasive." 75 minutes.
December 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Wondering if employers will want to start giving people "essay questions" to show they didn't LLM their way through college.
"Here are three articles on a topic. Read the articles and write a brief summary of the topic discussed, including which articles you found most persuasive." 75 minutes.
"Here are three articles on a topic. Read the articles and write a brief summary of the topic discussed, including which articles you found most persuasive." 75 minutes.
Soul Coughing
Parliament Funkadelic (All Stars)
Beck
Horsegirl
Chai
Parliament Funkadelic (All Stars)
Beck
Horsegirl
Chai
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Aerosmith
Rolling Stones
Lenny Kravitz
Sade
Beyonce's Lemonade
**BONUS TOURS**
1st concert age 5
Michael Jackson
When he was still Black
1st concert w/friends age 13
Al B! Sure
New Edition
Bobby Brown*
*Didn't perform for
"risque dancing"
Ohio
Aerosmith
Rolling Stones
Lenny Kravitz
Sade
Beyonce's Lemonade
**BONUS TOURS**
1st concert age 5
Michael Jackson
When he was still Black
1st concert w/friends age 13
Al B! Sure
New Edition
Bobby Brown*
*Didn't perform for
"risque dancing"
Ohio
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
The GoGo's w/Flock of Seagulls
Madonna
Prince & the Revolution w/Sheila E
Keb' Mo
Willie Nelson and Ray Charles
The GoGo's w/Flock of Seagulls
Madonna
Prince & the Revolution w/Sheila E
Keb' Mo
Willie Nelson and Ray Charles
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Soul Coughing
Parliament Funkadelic (All Stars)
Beck
Horsegirl
Chai
Parliament Funkadelic (All Stars)
Beck
Horsegirl
Chai
My favorite whoopsie here is that there are no dishes to eat from.
Personally, I think it's a bad thing when people in the government post AI images without disclosing that they're AI.
Image on the left is something RFK Jr. posted today. Image on the right is a photo from 2024.
Image on the left is something RFK Jr. posted today. Image on the right is a photo from 2024.
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
My favorite whoopsie here is that there are no dishes to eat from.
Best prescription warning so far in the parade advertisements: something something "swelling between the anus and genitals"
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Best prescription warning so far in the parade advertisements: something something "swelling between the anus and genitals"
McDonald's has more money than God, and cannot build a decent ordering app. I'm here in a McDonald's, on McDonald's wi-fi, and can't get the bouncy fries to go away (pretty sure this is "ping McDonald's, get current menu").
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
McDonald's has more money than God, and cannot build a decent ordering app. I'm here in a McDonald's, on McDonald's wi-fi, and can't get the bouncy fries to go away (pretty sure this is "ping McDonald's, get current menu").