Irma L. Olguin Jr.
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Irma L. Olguin Jr.
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Begin Again. #lgbtq #ennegram8 #blue
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alexander graham bell: i invented the telephone!

his brother, taco: i'm working on some pretty big stuff too
January 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Bold of you to think that putting two little candy bars in one package and labeling it ‘sharing size’ is going to result in anything other than me eating two little candy bars.
January 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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If we have enough money to buy another country then we have enough money to ensure nobody is homeless or goes hungry.
January 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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If you try to steal a loaf of bread, and hurt no one in the process, America will throw you in prison.

If you try to steal an election, and hurt lots of people in the process, America with throw you a party, give you its most prestigious job, and millions of dollars to squander on your vulgarity.
January 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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surgeon: we're only allowing family right now

olive garden waitstaff: yeah that's why we're here
January 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to
December 31, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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I’m assuming that after you pump up the jam it must be refrigerated.
December 28, 2024 at 12:48 AM
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“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.
December 23, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh
December 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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December 17, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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if you like christmas so much why don’t you merry it
December 10, 2024 at 3:03 PM
I hate that the big accounts never credit anyone anymore. I mean, even the "good guys". It's so gross.
November 26, 2024 at 4:30 AM
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November 19, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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When the time comes for us to ride, instead of doing it at dawn can we maybe ride at 10:30-ish?
November 19, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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November 17, 2024 at 7:12 PM