Iridescia
@iridescia.bsky.social
Amateur writer, lover of photography, knitter, MSTie, general misfit and ne'er-do-well.
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Iridescia
@iridescia.bsky.social
· Jan 9
My Online Ideal: "Oh, I'm all about the spooky and witchy! I love the darkness, such a graceful sort of evil. How I bemoan the mundane..."
Current RL Me: *slurping Red Bull while bundled up in a ratty blue hoodie and pastel gel-infused moisturizing socks, about to go brush my poodle*
Current RL Me: *slurping Red Bull while bundled up in a ratty blue hoodie and pastel gel-infused moisturizing socks, about to go brush my poodle*
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
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It’s Friday night. Turn off the news this weekend. Avoid politics. Have dinner with friends and family. Play board games. Go for a nice walk. Watch a romcom. Eat food that’s bad for you and terribly delicious. Ban nonsense from your weekend. Friendly advice. 💜
January 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It’s Friday night. Turn off the news this weekend. Avoid politics. Have dinner with friends and family. Play board games. Go for a nice walk. Watch a romcom. Eat food that’s bad for you and terribly delicious. Ban nonsense from your weekend. Friendly advice. 💜
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Actually this IS my circus but I have no idea whose monkeys those are so needless to say I’m concerned
January 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Actually this IS my circus but I have no idea whose monkeys those are so needless to say I’m concerned
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"Shit. I hope we didn't need that."
(Me, vacuuming)
(Me, vacuuming)
January 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"Shit. I hope we didn't need that."
(Me, vacuuming)
(Me, vacuuming)
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First they came for the fat, whiny losers, and I said nothing, because they got me immediately. I was like the first person they got.
December 6, 2023 at 11:47 PM
First they came for the fat, whiny losers, and I said nothing, because they got me immediately. I was like the first person they got.
I REALLY need to rewatch this.
January 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I REALLY need to rewatch this.
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I don’t think any of us would get mad if Life Alert played Wipeout when someone falls.
January 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I don’t think any of us would get mad if Life Alert played Wipeout when someone falls.
You‘ve been kidnapped. The character from the last TV show you watched is trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
January 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
You‘ve been kidnapped. The character from the last TV show you watched is trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
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just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that
January 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that
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my best friend is a guy and we have a pact that if we're both still single at 40 we'll hunt each other for sport
January 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
my best friend is a guy and we have a pact that if we're both still single at 40 we'll hunt each other for sport
It's 2025. Why can't I just click on my house's walls and change their color like in the Sims? C'mon, now.
January 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It's 2025. Why can't I just click on my house's walls and change their color like in the Sims? C'mon, now.
Sum up your personality in a gif
January 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Sum up your personality in a gif
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Writing tip: After you finish, go back & cut all the adverbs. Then all the adjectives. Then all the other words. Eat the paper. Now you're free.
January 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Writing tip: After you finish, go back & cut all the adverbs. Then all the adjectives. Then all the other words. Eat the paper. Now you're free.
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Max quietly, and without warning, removed The West Wing from its streaming service. It's now back, but yet another reminder of the importance of owning physical copies of anything that's really important to you. www.inverse.com/entertainmen...
HBO Just Quietly Removed An Iconic TV Show — And That's Disastrous For Streaming
One of Warner Bros.' most acclaimed series is no longer streaming on Max, a foolish decision that's a bad omen for the entire entertainment landscape.
www.inverse.com
January 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Max quietly, and without warning, removed The West Wing from its streaming service. It's now back, but yet another reminder of the importance of owning physical copies of anything that's really important to you. www.inverse.com/entertainmen...
My Online Ideal: "Oh, I'm all about the spooky and witchy! I love the darkness, such a graceful sort of evil. How I bemoan the mundane..."
Current RL Me: *slurping Red Bull while bundled up in a ratty blue hoodie and pastel gel-infused moisturizing socks, about to go brush my poodle*
Current RL Me: *slurping Red Bull while bundled up in a ratty blue hoodie and pastel gel-infused moisturizing socks, about to go brush my poodle*
January 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My Online Ideal: "Oh, I'm all about the spooky and witchy! I love the darkness, such a graceful sort of evil. How I bemoan the mundane..."
Current RL Me: *slurping Red Bull while bundled up in a ratty blue hoodie and pastel gel-infused moisturizing socks, about to go brush my poodle*
Current RL Me: *slurping Red Bull while bundled up in a ratty blue hoodie and pastel gel-infused moisturizing socks, about to go brush my poodle*
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Me: "One taco please."
“Ma'am, this is Subway”
Me [leaning in]: "Sorry, one footlong taco please."
“Ma'am, this is Subway”
Me [leaning in]: "Sorry, one footlong taco please."
January 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Me: "One taco please."
“Ma'am, this is Subway”
Me [leaning in]: "Sorry, one footlong taco please."
“Ma'am, this is Subway”
Me [leaning in]: "Sorry, one footlong taco please."
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I've gotta say that honey is the tastiest of all
the insect vomits we have tried so far.
the insect vomits we have tried so far.
January 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I've gotta say that honey is the tastiest of all
the insect vomits we have tried so far.
the insect vomits we have tried so far.
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An escape room but it’s just your nice warm car with your favorite songs on shuffle and the actual world is outside
January 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
An escape room but it’s just your nice warm car with your favorite songs on shuffle and the actual world is outside
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Instead of "I apologize for the delay," write "thank you for your patience." In lieu of "sorry for the oversight," write
"if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha."
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"if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha."
Follow me for more etiquette tips. 😁
January 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Instead of "I apologize for the delay," write "thank you for your patience." In lieu of "sorry for the oversight," write
"if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha."
Follow me for more etiquette tips. 😁
"if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha."
Follow me for more etiquette tips. 😁