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Here for BBQ, Star Trek, Star Wars, cycling, technology, chicken wings, video games and 3D printing.. Da Bears too! Even though they murder me every week.
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Ten Historically Great Leaders Who Were Occasionally Incontinent
February 1, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Ten Historically Great Leaders Who Were Occasionally Incontinent
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Am I positive that video shows the president shitting himself on camera? No.
Do I think we should spend an entire week debating it? Oh yes.
Do I think we should spend an entire week debating it? Oh yes.
February 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Am I positive that video shows the president shitting himself on camera? No.
Do I think we should spend an entire week debating it? Oh yes.
Do I think we should spend an entire week debating it? Oh yes.
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The killings will continue until you give us the state voter rolls
Fox News: "I've gotten my hands that AG Bondi said she sent to Gov. Tim Walz. It is strongly worded. The AG calls for the governor to support the men and women of ICE, to repeal the state's sanctuary policies, and to allow the DOJ to access state voter rolls."
January 24, 2026 at 7:44 PM
The killings will continue until you give us the state voter rolls
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The first Minnesota murder, they refused to let a medical professional help the woman they shot. The second Minnesota murder, they simply shot the medical professional.
January 24, 2026 at 10:03 PM
The first Minnesota murder, they refused to let a medical professional help the woman they shot. The second Minnesota murder, they simply shot the medical professional.
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“Star Trek was great before it got woke“ is the second most clueless Conservative White Guy take, second only to “Rage Against the Machine should stick to their music and stop making political statements.”
January 16, 2026 at 12:11 PM
“Star Trek was great before it got woke“ is the second most clueless Conservative White Guy take, second only to “Rage Against the Machine should stick to their music and stop making political statements.”
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Endless Column, by Constantin Brâncuși, 1938, 📸 by @stephenmally
January 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Endless Column, by Constantin Brâncuși, 1938, 📸 by @stephenmally
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The legacy media narrative has been unified in claiming that Jeffrey Epstein abused minors. But how can anyone report that without interviewing Jeffrey Epstein? I asked Alan Dershowitz.
—Bari Weiss, today in the New York Times
—Bari Weiss, today in the New York Times
December 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The legacy media narrative has been unified in claiming that Jeffrey Epstein abused minors. But how can anyone report that without interviewing Jeffrey Epstein? I asked Alan Dershowitz.
—Bari Weiss, today in the New York Times
—Bari Weiss, today in the New York Times
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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December 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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Happy Thanksgiving! Here's a pic of my plate of food and a Templeton Rye Old Fashioned!
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Happy Thanksgiving! Here's a pic of my plate of food and a Templeton Rye Old Fashioned!
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Larry Summers apologizes in person to all of his students, particularly those he aspires to fuck.
Larry Summers discusses his “statement of regret” for his disturbing messages to Jeffrey Epstein with Harvard students
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Larry Summers apologizes in person to all of his students, particularly those he aspires to fuck.
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America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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Iowa's economy is ranked 49th.
Personal income growth: 48th.
We're number #1 for our cancer growth rate.
And our once top-ranked public education system is now middle of the pack.
We’re winning the contests we want to lose and losing the contests we want to win.
Personal income growth: 48th.
We're number #1 for our cancer growth rate.
And our once top-ranked public education system is now middle of the pack.
We’re winning the contests we want to lose and losing the contests we want to win.
October 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Iowa's economy is ranked 49th.
Personal income growth: 48th.
We're number #1 for our cancer growth rate.
And our once top-ranked public education system is now middle of the pack.
We’re winning the contests we want to lose and losing the contests we want to win.
Personal income growth: 48th.
We're number #1 for our cancer growth rate.
And our once top-ranked public education system is now middle of the pack.
We’re winning the contests we want to lose and losing the contests we want to win.
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1. Reagan’s speech is real
2. It’s public domain
3. Americans pay the cost of the added 10% tariffs, not Canadians
4. Trump keeps lying because he thinks you’re all too stupid to fact check
5. The average family will pay an extra $4900 this year because his tariffs
2. It’s public domain
3. Americans pay the cost of the added 10% tariffs, not Canadians
4. Trump keeps lying because he thinks you’re all too stupid to fact check
5. The average family will pay an extra $4900 this year because his tariffs
October 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
1. Reagan’s speech is real
2. It’s public domain
3. Americans pay the cost of the added 10% tariffs, not Canadians
4. Trump keeps lying because he thinks you’re all too stupid to fact check
5. The average family will pay an extra $4900 this year because his tariffs
2. It’s public domain
3. Americans pay the cost of the added 10% tariffs, not Canadians
4. Trump keeps lying because he thinks you’re all too stupid to fact check
5. The average family will pay an extra $4900 this year because his tariffs
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Anyway, now we know what the FCC thinks is in the public interest:
Fox host advocating for executing homeless people? Yes
ABC comic suggesting Trumpers are using a death cynically? No
Fox host advocating for executing homeless people? Yes
ABC comic suggesting Trumpers are using a death cynically? No
September 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Anyway, now we know what the FCC thinks is in the public interest:
Fox host advocating for executing homeless people? Yes
ABC comic suggesting Trumpers are using a death cynically? No
Fox host advocating for executing homeless people? Yes
ABC comic suggesting Trumpers are using a death cynically? No
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While the insiders in Des Moines focus on dividing us and signing culture war bills into law, we're losing hundreds of jobs. As governor, I'll focus on the issues that matter most to Iowans.
September 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
While the insiders in Des Moines focus on dividing us and signing culture war bills into law, we're losing hundreds of jobs. As governor, I'll focus on the issues that matter most to Iowans.
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For the umpteenth time: Today’s Republican Party does not believe in, and cannot handle, free speech.👇
September 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
For the umpteenth time: Today’s Republican Party does not believe in, and cannot handle, free speech.👇
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There's something I need all of you to understand, especially fellow electeds: what I have done cannot be exceptional. I ask you to consider your oath. Don't leave me out to hang.
September 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
There's something I need all of you to understand, especially fellow electeds: what I have done cannot be exceptional. I ask you to consider your oath. Don't leave me out to hang.
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This is the juice
September 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is the juice
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On my personal authority as the Chairman of the Johnson County Board of Supervisors, I have determined to defy the Governor’s order that our colors be at half staff through Sunday on behalf of Charlie J Kirk.
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September 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
On my personal authority as the Chairman of the Johnson County Board of Supervisors, I have determined to defy the Governor’s order that our colors be at half staff through Sunday on behalf of Charlie J Kirk.
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I know Charlie Kirk valued debate and free speech because he blocked me for fact-checking his lies on Twitter and then put me on his organization's Professor Watchlist for writing a book he didn't like.
September 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I know Charlie Kirk valued debate and free speech because he blocked me for fact-checking his lies on Twitter and then put me on his organization's Professor Watchlist for writing a book he didn't like.