Will Shirley
@inspectorcrayon.bsky.social
Life may be a waking nightmare, but technically that means I'm living my dream.
Opinions are those of the little homunculus guy pulling levers and pushing buttons in my skull
Opinions are those of the little homunculus guy pulling levers and pushing buttons in my skull
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It was custom for dinosaurs to fossilize their dead
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
It was custom for dinosaurs to fossilize their dead
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Fuck Tim Kaine.
Fuck Dick Durbin.
Fuck Jeanne Shaheen.
Fuck John Fetterman.
Fuck Catherine Cortez Masto.
Fuck Jacky Rosen.
Fuck Maggie Hassan.
Fuck Dick Durbin.
Fuck Jeanne Shaheen.
Fuck John Fetterman.
Fuck Catherine Cortez Masto.
Fuck Jacky Rosen.
Fuck Maggie Hassan.
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Fuck Tim Kaine.
Fuck Dick Durbin.
Fuck Jeanne Shaheen.
Fuck John Fetterman.
Fuck Catherine Cortez Masto.
Fuck Jacky Rosen.
Fuck Maggie Hassan.
Fuck Dick Durbin.
Fuck Jeanne Shaheen.
Fuck John Fetterman.
Fuck Catherine Cortez Masto.
Fuck Jacky Rosen.
Fuck Maggie Hassan.
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BREAKING: Mark Wolf, appointed to the federal bench by Ronald Reagan, writes that he is resigning as a judge to have the freedom to speak out against the president's assault on the rule of law.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
BREAKING: Mark Wolf, appointed to the federal bench by Ronald Reagan, writes that he is resigning as a judge to have the freedom to speak out against the president's assault on the rule of law.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
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And this is why the corporate class shut down Teen Vogue.
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
And this is why the corporate class shut down Teen Vogue.
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How do you do, fellow kids. I am here to "drop an aura" as they say.
November 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
How do you do, fellow kids. I am here to "drop an aura" as they say.
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ICE is trying to get bounty hunters to speed up the deportation process, including by offering cash bonuses.
I took a look at the procurement document posted by @propublica.org and, just for fun, FOIA'd all the questions received - and responses issued - by ICE's contracting office about this plan.
I took a look at the procurement document posted by @propublica.org and, just for fun, FOIA'd all the questions received - and responses issued - by ICE's contracting office about this plan.
ICE Plans Cash Rewards for Private Bounty Hunters to Locate and Track Immigrants
Companies hired by ICE would be given bundles of information on 10,000 immigrants at a time to locate — and paid cash bonuses for performance.
theintercept.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
ICE is trying to get bounty hunters to speed up the deportation process, including by offering cash bonuses.
I took a look at the procurement document posted by @propublica.org and, just for fun, FOIA'd all the questions received - and responses issued - by ICE's contracting office about this plan.
I took a look at the procurement document posted by @propublica.org and, just for fun, FOIA'd all the questions received - and responses issued - by ICE's contracting office about this plan.
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If people in my state and other Southern states were organically becoming more right-leaning then they wouldn’t be redistricting *constantly*
November 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If people in my state and other Southern states were organically becoming more right-leaning then they wouldn’t be redistricting *constantly*
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“A 32 year old man was killed today when his Tesla X Model Sex Bot’s battery burst into flames and the vaginal canal clamped shut, trapping the victim in his mother’s basement.
When asked for response, Elon Musk said ‘this is why you need to pay for the Super X model not the base X model’”
When asked for response, Elon Musk said ‘this is why you need to pay for the Super X model not the base X model’”
November 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
“A 32 year old man was killed today when his Tesla X Model Sex Bot’s battery burst into flames and the vaginal canal clamped shut, trapping the victim in his mother’s basement.
When asked for response, Elon Musk said ‘this is why you need to pay for the Super X model not the base X model’”
When asked for response, Elon Musk said ‘this is why you need to pay for the Super X model not the base X model’”
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the universe is only constantly expanding to get away from earth
November 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
the universe is only constantly expanding to get away from earth
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![BBC NEWS
[photo of a very silly shaped dog]
Scientists reveal the secret](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7swqbl4sdpvqgeyaclbm5g4a/bafkreihu44b3lxpxra2mrzugzgimnarg3ynun3vca4yl22izu3vxqgw5eu@jpeg)
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November 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Great job, everyone, we did it again
November 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Great job, everyone, we did it again
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she's defrosting
October 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
she's defrosting
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it is what it is but like can it not be
October 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
it is what it is but like can it not be
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"A federal agent blatantly violated a court order against using excessive force against journalists and protesters last Thursday by pointing a gun in a veteran’s face, saying 'Bang, bang' and 'You’re dead, liberal.'"
“You’re Dead, Liberal”: Federal Agent Threatens to Shoot Veteran
Federal agents in Chicago, alongside Trump’s Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino, feel empowered to do whatever they want.
newrepublic.com
October 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"A federal agent blatantly violated a court order against using excessive force against journalists and protesters last Thursday by pointing a gun in a veteran’s face, saying 'Bang, bang' and 'You’re dead, liberal.'"
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Didn't realize the Diplomat was a high fantasy series or I might've checked it out sooner
The Diplomat is wonderful escapism because it imagines an American president that can complete a sentence
October 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Didn't realize the Diplomat was a high fantasy series or I might've checked it out sooner
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This is the most heartwarming thing you will read all day.
October 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
This is the most heartwarming thing you will read all day.
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