Infinitely Jeff: Stud Puffin
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If there is breath in you, there is hope for you.
My presence here is @violetthunk's fault.
Always remember: (insert name of marginalized group) are human beings...just like you.
My presence here is @violetthunk's fault.
Always remember: (insert name of marginalized group) are human beings...just like you.
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Vogon poetry now the fourth worst in the universe.
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Vogon poetry now the fourth worst in the universe.
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YOU WANT TO BE ONLINE? ENDURE.
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 AM
YOU WANT TO BE ONLINE? ENDURE.
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For the first time ever, I had to make a payment in crypto.
I can now confidently say that crypto payments combine the speed of a dial up modem and the ease of updating the drivers on a 1998 HP Laserjet printer.
I can now confidently say that crypto payments combine the speed of a dial up modem and the ease of updating the drivers on a 1998 HP Laserjet printer.
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
For the first time ever, I had to make a payment in crypto.
I can now confidently say that crypto payments combine the speed of a dial up modem and the ease of updating the drivers on a 1998 HP Laserjet printer.
I can now confidently say that crypto payments combine the speed of a dial up modem and the ease of updating the drivers on a 1998 HP Laserjet printer.
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countdown to the first police chase through a car wash
The nation’s largest police fleet of Tesla Cybertrucks is set to begin patrolling the streets of Las Vegas in November thanks to a donation from a U.S. tech billionaire, raising concerns about the blurring of lines between public and private interests.
Nation's largest fleet of police Cybertrucks to patrol Las Vegas
The nation’s largest police fleet of Tesla Cybertrucks is set to begin patrolling the streets of Las Vegas in November.
bit.ly
November 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
countdown to the first police chase through a car wash
America, 2025: the laugh-track has been turned off.
October 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
America, 2025: the laugh-track has been turned off.
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I think we should just call the administration’s approach to oversight hearings the yo momma strategy.
October 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I think we should just call the administration’s approach to oversight hearings the yo momma strategy.
I'm really glad my* cat has no idea what's going on out there.
*Does not denote ownership, merely affinity
*Does not denote ownership, merely affinity
September 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I'm really glad my* cat has no idea what's going on out there.
*Does not denote ownership, merely affinity
*Does not denote ownership, merely affinity
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Let's preview how the discourse around "political violence" is going to be exploited going forward. When lawless thugs brutalize the citizenry of Blue cities on Trump's orders, that will be "law enforcement." If citizens do anything to resist, that will be "political violence."
Another violent attack by an ICE officer on a civilian at 26 Federal Plaza—this time on a journalist, who had to be carried out on stretcher.
Another attack on the First Amendment, our neighbors, and our democracy.
Another attack on the First Amendment, our neighbors, and our democracy.
September 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Let's preview how the discourse around "political violence" is going to be exploited going forward. When lawless thugs brutalize the citizenry of Blue cities on Trump's orders, that will be "law enforcement." If citizens do anything to resist, that will be "political violence."
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The laws are to protect our own soldiers. This is the actual truth.
The reason for military rules of engagement and adhering to laws of armed combat is not “political correctness,” it’s better strategy, serves long-term national interest, and is a way to make an awful part of the human experience a little less awful, based on lessons learned from centuries of blood.
September 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The laws are to protect our own soldiers. This is the actual truth.
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If there isn't a rapid and vast rejection of this by every level of civil society, the consequences will be counted in dead neighbors.
JUST IN: President Trump has told top U.S. commanders that the military would be used against "enemy within."
Trump defends use of U.S. military against 'enemy within'
Earlier, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said the purpose of the department would exclusively be "war fighting."
n.pr
September 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
If there isn't a rapid and vast rejection of this by every level of civil society, the consequences will be counted in dead neighbors.
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Democrats are being asked to fund a government that just openly pledged to use the military to murder Democrats
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Democrats are being asked to fund a government that just openly pledged to use the military to murder Democrats
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EVERYONE STOP EVERYTHING Mychal the Librarian is hosting the Reading Rainbow revival!!!
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Reading Rainbow Is Back, With Mychal the Librarian Hosting! - Reactor
The butterfly is back in the sky; can’t wait to fly twice as high.
reactormag.com
September 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
EVERYONE STOP EVERYTHING Mychal the Librarian is hosting the Reading Rainbow revival!!!
reactormag.com/reading-rain...
reactormag.com/reading-rain...
If I'm not careful, I might sigh myself to death. *sigh*
September 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
If I'm not careful, I might sigh myself to death. *sigh*
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People keep on bitching about Palestine protesters as if they (in the face of massive state violence) aren’t responsible for one of the greatest shifts in public opinion ever despite an entire media landscape set up to stop them
September 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
People keep on bitching about Palestine protesters as if they (in the face of massive state violence) aren’t responsible for one of the greatest shifts in public opinion ever despite an entire media landscape set up to stop them
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Dude! 💪❤️👍
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Michael Caine - Use the Difficulty
YouTube video by Outstanding Screenplays
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September 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Dude! 💪❤️👍
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/5 I’m old, and fat, and slow, and live a mostly complacent and banal life, so maybe it’s more appropriate to put it less dramatically: I am prepared to accept substantial unpleasantness and hardship rather than submit to fascism.
September 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
/5 I’m old, and fat, and slow, and live a mostly complacent and banal life, so maybe it’s more appropriate to put it less dramatically: I am prepared to accept substantial unpleasantness and hardship rather than submit to fascism.
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Kash Patel: We caught the guy, easy peasy
His 22 year old groyper head of terrorism: the boss is based
*10 minutes later*
Kash Patel: shit damnit that was actually a large possum shit fuck the news crews are gonna be here
22 year old groyper, absolutely covered in scratches and bites: ow boss
His 22 year old groyper head of terrorism: the boss is based
*10 minutes later*
Kash Patel: shit damnit that was actually a large possum shit fuck the news crews are gonna be here
22 year old groyper, absolutely covered in scratches and bites: ow boss
September 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Kash Patel: We caught the guy, easy peasy
His 22 year old groyper head of terrorism: the boss is based
*10 minutes later*
Kash Patel: shit damnit that was actually a large possum shit fuck the news crews are gonna be here
22 year old groyper, absolutely covered in scratches and bites: ow boss
His 22 year old groyper head of terrorism: the boss is based
*10 minutes later*
Kash Patel: shit damnit that was actually a large possum shit fuck the news crews are gonna be here
22 year old groyper, absolutely covered in scratches and bites: ow boss
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better things are possible!!!!
Governor announces New Mexico will now provide free universal child care
Governor announces New Mexico will now provide free universal child care
NEW MEXICO (KRQE) – New Mexico is becoming the first state in the U.S. to offer free early childhood education to every family in the state. Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham announced a universal ch…
www.krqe.com
September 9, 2025 at 12:36 PM
better things are possible!!!!
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"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
September 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
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My brain is falling out of my ears like wet cake.
September 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
My brain is falling out of my ears like wet cake.
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Q: but what if a full Epstein investigation also takes down Bill Clinton?????
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it’s not even a sacrifice, it’s like a Free Gift With Purchase
September 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Q: but what if a full Epstein investigation also takes down Bill Clinton?????
A:
A:
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The vast bulk of stopping rapists, looks more like alienating one's family and friends than a badass kung fu battle on a dark street
June 25, 2024 at 8:48 AM
The vast bulk of stopping rapists, looks more like alienating one's family and friends than a badass kung fu battle on a dark street
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every birthday message to epstein is like "dear jeff, you're so rich and so handsome but probably the thing about you i love most is that you're a prolific child predator. never change <3"
September 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
every birthday message to epstein is like "dear jeff, you're so rich and so handsome but probably the thing about you i love most is that you're a prolific child predator. never change <3"
I wonder if it's ok to burn the Epstein Files...
August 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I wonder if it's ok to burn the Epstein Files...
If rich people hate poor people so much, why do they keep making more of us?
August 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If rich people hate poor people so much, why do they keep making more of us?