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November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)
October 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Bald könnten ALLE Chat-Nachrichten von den Behörden durchsucht werden – selbst ohne Verdacht! Das entscheiden *heute* die Minister*innen. Sag Nein zur Chatkontrolle! Jetzt unterzeichnen ✍️ weact.campact.de/petitions/ch...
Chatkontrolle stoppen!
Die EU-Kommission will Messenger-Dienste wie WhatsApp und Signal zwingen, alle privaten Nachrichten und Fotos in Echtzeit zu scannen. Angeblich zum Kinderschutz. In Wahrheit bedeutet die Chatkontrolle...
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October 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Finanzminister Lars Klingbeil sucht händeringend 30 Milliarden Euro für den Bundeshaushalt. Dabei liegen sie direkt vor seiner Nase: in den Tresoren der Banken und Beratungsunternehmen, die unser Steuergeld mit Cum-Ex-Geschäften gestohlen haben. Wir helfen ihm das Geld zu finden. cumex-shredder.de
Fantastische Steuermilliarden und wo sie zu finden sind | CumEx-Schredder.de
Finanzminister Lars Klingbeil sucht händeringend 30 Milliarden Euro für den Bundeshaushalt. Dabei liegen sie direkt vor seiner Nase: in den Tresoren der Banken und Beratungsunternehmen, die unser Steu...
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October 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Welcome Autumn 🍂
September 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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(Sound on)Just a little purr to recharge your spirit 🐈‍⬛🤍
September 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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single issue voter on bulldozing the ballroom on live tv after sanding the names of the donors off
NEW

Companies donating money towards the construction of the White House ballroom may get their names etched inside the White House.

So far Google, R.J. Reynolds, Booz Allen Hamilton, Lockheed Martin, Palantir and NextEra Energy have donated tens of millions of dollars to the ballroom fund.
Who's paying for the White House ballroom and what's in it for them?
President Trump has so far raised $200 million for a new White House ballroom from some of the nation's biggest companies.
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September 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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August 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1564
June 21, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
June 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Here is an otter learning to get your day off to the right start.
June 3, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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This takes my breath away with its truth.
June 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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🐾🤍.
April 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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you're gonna wanna see this
April 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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You're finally awake! That was a pretty big bump of ket you did. What? X? The Department of Government Efficiency? What are you talking about? Get up, we're about to land on Little Saint James
November 18, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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April 7, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Only Good-Looking Person In Office Mingles With Hideous Coworkers Like Missionary Among Lepers
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March 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Lunch sketch.
February 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM