ImEnzoDBaker
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For you father. For you Father!
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can't fucking wait to turn 36 and become a double adult who can watch mega pornography and buy the good cigs that make you healthier
December 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
can't fucking wait to turn 36 and become a double adult who can watch mega pornography and buy the good cigs that make you healthier
It's going to be really hard to see Pete in a different jersey. My dad, brother and I have always referred to him as "my dad's third son" because his mannerisms and goofy persona just made him feel like a long lost relative.
I hope he shits on the Yankees 12 times a year for the rest of his career
I hope he shits on the Yankees 12 times a year for the rest of his career
December 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It's going to be really hard to see Pete in a different jersey. My dad, brother and I have always referred to him as "my dad's third son" because his mannerisms and goofy persona just made him feel like a long lost relative.
I hope he shits on the Yankees 12 times a year for the rest of his career
I hope he shits on the Yankees 12 times a year for the rest of his career
If you've ever encountered someone with even a "suspected" case of CTE, you would never look at football the same way again.
NEW: The gunman who targeted the NFL's headquarters in New York City had CTE, medical examiner says.
NYC shooter Shane Tamura had CTE, medical examiner says
A brain examination determined the 27-year-old gunman had the degenerative brain disease, despite only having appeared to play football in high school.
nbcnews.to
September 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
If you've ever encountered someone with even a "suspected" case of CTE, you would never look at football the same way again.
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the way goomba sat and smiled for our wedding pics
September 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
the way goomba sat and smiled for our wedding pics
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Celebrating Lee Corso's final show with the full length "ah, f*** it"
August 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Celebrating Lee Corso's final show with the full length "ah, f*** it"
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![[Lee Corso meekly removing an American flag from the studio desk before shocking his viewers by tossing it over his shoulder and reaching back under the desk to reveal a turban]
Corso: Gimme me that turban! I’m going with the Taliban!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7mwx7hp44gqbjnxsnmwnyknb/bafkreifwwhwadkzxeb2v3ysp6l2bzno5f3hzefzsk35gxph2zzphpxwlmu@jpeg)
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Casually grabbing breakfast
Tatshenshini-Alsek Provincial Park, B.C. 🇨🇦
Tatshenshini-Alsek Provincial Park, B.C. 🇨🇦
August 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Casually grabbing breakfast
Tatshenshini-Alsek Provincial Park, B.C. 🇨🇦
Tatshenshini-Alsek Provincial Park, B.C. 🇨🇦
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The hand positioning says every-fucking-thing.
President Trump and Russian President Putin hold a news conference after nearly three hours of talks.
Live updates: Trump and Putin set for Alaska summit in push to end war in Ukraine
Follow live updates as Trump and Putin convene in Alaska to discuss what's next in the Ukraine war. Trump has pushed the countries toward a peace deal in recent months.
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August 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The hand positioning says every-fucking-thing.
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August 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Workaholic Father Finally Realizes Son’s Baseball Game More Important Than Civil Rights Law
Workaholic Father Finally Realizes Son’s Baseball Game More Important Than Civil Rights Law
WASHINGTON—Experiencing a sudden change of heart, longtime workaholic Eli Kaplan reportedly realized Monday that attending his son’s baseball game was far more important than his job as a top civil ri...
theonion.com
July 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Workaholic Father Finally Realizes Son’s Baseball Game More Important Than Civil Rights Law
So theyre both true then
Trump is desperately trying to portray the Epstein scandal as a “hoax” just like “Russia Russia Russia” (which was not a hoax)
July 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
So theyre both true then
This poor kid has no idea what he's signed up for.
July 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This poor kid has no idea what he's signed up for.
Tourist Trap disguised as a sports franchise👀👀
July 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Tourist Trap disguised as a sports franchise👀👀
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More of this from Democrats, please.
Education is a winning issue for Democrats as long as we fight for public schools.
Education is a winning issue for Democrats as long as we fight for public schools.
Rob Sand, Dem candidate running for Governor in Iowa on school choice.
June 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
More of this from Democrats, please.
Education is a winning issue for Democrats as long as we fight for public schools.
Education is a winning issue for Democrats as long as we fight for public schools.
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honestly last night was a huge vindication for the "the rent is too damn high" guy
June 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
honestly last night was a huge vindication for the "the rent is too damn high" guy
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hi friends on antidepressants, especially SSRIs like zoloft- please be careful in this heat, antidepressants cause heat intolerance so please make sure you’re checking in w your body and staying hydrated !
June 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
hi friends on antidepressants, especially SSRIs like zoloft- please be careful in this heat, antidepressants cause heat intolerance so please make sure you’re checking in w your body and staying hydrated !
"Both."
😑😑 Cuomo definitely calls it gravy, not sauce.
😑😑 Cuomo definitely calls it gravy, not sauce.
WABC asked the mayoral candidates "Mets or Yankees?" Zohran Mamdani said "Mets", adding "I must admit I'm a bit of a fair-weather fan." Andrew Cuomo said "both."
June 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
"Both."
😑😑 Cuomo definitely calls it gravy, not sauce.
😑😑 Cuomo definitely calls it gravy, not sauce.
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WABC asked the mayoral candidates "Mets or Yankees?" Zohran Mamdani said "Mets", adding "I must admit I'm a bit of a fair-weather fan." Andrew Cuomo said "both."
June 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
WABC asked the mayoral candidates "Mets or Yankees?" Zohran Mamdani said "Mets", adding "I must admit I'm a bit of a fair-weather fan." Andrew Cuomo said "both."
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I feel like I could take on a whole pizza myself
June 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I feel like I could take on a whole pizza myself
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This is surreal. I worked on the opposite side of Foley Square until a few months ago and passed this spot everyday. Even in better times, this area felt like it was always under the spotlight of the world.
In a wild scene outside Manhattan’s 26 Federal Plaza ICE agents tried to roll out with an unmarked van, and got rolled on instead! 💙
Protestors formed a human wall boxed in the van, and literally forced ICE to retreat back into the building!!
RESIST! 💙🙏
Protestors formed a human wall boxed in the van, and literally forced ICE to retreat back into the building!!
RESIST! 💙🙏
June 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
This is surreal. I worked on the opposite side of Foley Square until a few months ago and passed this spot everyday. Even in better times, this area felt like it was always under the spotlight of the world.
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i couldn’t remember the word brewery so i said “dispensary for beer” and i feel shame
May 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
i couldn’t remember the word brewery so i said “dispensary for beer” and i feel shame
Some times I forget Werner Herzog was in a Star War.
May 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Some times I forget Werner Herzog was in a Star War.