Angus Saddleshoe
@imangus.bsky.social
Bitching about cybersecurity, cybercrime and ilibrilism. Raving about animals and needlecrafts. Talking too much about Australia and Kentucky.
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Angus Saddleshoe
@imangus.bsky.social
· Dec 4
When I tell people I used to live in Australia they always say one of two things: I’d love to see the animals there 10%) or I’d never go there, all the animals will kill you (90%). Both of these statements ignore two objective truths about America.
I’m only going to come on here to complain about Australia’s undeserved reputation as the land of the dangerous animals. Today I am introducing a new exhibit into evidence for my case that North America’s animals are far scarier…
June 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’m only going to come on here to complain about Australia’s undeserved reputation as the land of the dangerous animals. Today I am introducing a new exhibit into evidence for my case that North America’s animals are far scarier…
I’m putting together a doc for summer trip planning with my friends and compulsively needed to add a note telling people to use comments but I’m fighting the urge to say “but don’t get too silly in the comments, plz be serious” and omg, I’m sorry I’m like this.
March 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I’m putting together a doc for summer trip planning with my friends and compulsively needed to add a note telling people to use comments but I’m fighting the urge to say “but don’t get too silly in the comments, plz be serious” and omg, I’m sorry I’m like this.
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my rural local news put up a post asking what people thought of the halftime show and this little old white lady commented “I didn’t get it but I’m old. I hope the young people had fun. I liked his pants and his jacket. 💕”
February 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
my rural local news put up a post asking what people thought of the halftime show and this little old white lady commented “I didn’t get it but I’m old. I hope the young people had fun. I liked his pants and his jacket. 💕”
She speaks for all of us. That boot cut bridged untold divides in America.
February 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
She speaks for all of us. That boot cut bridged untold divides in America.
How nice is it that birds choose to live in the same town as you? They could be anywhere and they think the place you picked is a pretty good one. It’s very validating really.
January 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
How nice is it that birds choose to live in the same town as you? They could be anywhere and they think the place you picked is a pretty good one. It’s very validating really.
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oh fuck it really was christmas yesterday! i thought we were shitposting. my family is gonna be pissed!!
December 26, 2024 at 4:39 PM
oh fuck it really was christmas yesterday! i thought we were shitposting. my family is gonna be pissed!!
Went for a test today and my nurse was trying to convince me that everyone has to wait endlessly for treatment in countries with healthcare. Ma’am, I waited three months for this paid American appointment. I scheduled the same test two days out in Australia.
Guess which ‘one’ hasn’t figured it out yet?! 👇
Just one guess. 🇺🇸
Just one guess. 🇺🇸
December 18, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Went for a test today and my nurse was trying to convince me that everyone has to wait endlessly for treatment in countries with healthcare. Ma’am, I waited three months for this paid American appointment. I scheduled the same test two days out in Australia.
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THIS is how it’s done, folks.
December 14, 2024 at 1:49 PM
THIS is how it’s done, folks.
I have been judging Time readers since I was like 10. That magazine aspires to be middlebrow on its best day.
December 12, 2024 at 2:34 PM
I have been judging Time readers since I was like 10. That magazine aspires to be middlebrow on its best day.
Good morning! I have once again committed myself to hosting social activities that require cleaning, cooking and eventually resenting all my friends and loved ones for wanting to spend time with me in my home.
December 12, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Good morning! I have once again committed myself to hosting social activities that require cleaning, cooking and eventually resenting all my friends and loved ones for wanting to spend time with me in my home.
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"assassin jacket." all your jackets are ass ass in my book
December 6, 2024 at 4:20 PM
"assassin jacket." all your jackets are ass ass in my book
The cynics of Gen X can’t handle the poignant humanity of Adam Duritz.
I don't know if there's a band more universally reviled by gen x and lauded by millennials than counting crows
December 12, 2024 at 12:01 AM
The cynics of Gen X can’t handle the poignant humanity of Adam Duritz.
Unfortunately, the left does this too but they call themselves “expats” or worse, “digital nomads”.
December 11, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Unfortunately, the left does this too but they call themselves “expats” or worse, “digital nomads”.
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“how do we connect any of these people with a vague approximation of reality” is the existential question of our times
December 10, 2024 at 3:52 PM
“how do we connect any of these people with a vague approximation of reality” is the existential question of our times
This would really affect a large contingent of “The Boys” fans.
The Greeks absolutely had it right when they included a chorus in their plays. They knew audiences are dumbasses who need to be told “THIS MAN IS BAD. HE IS HERE AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT *NOT* TO DO. WOE TO THE BUMPTIOUS FOOL WHO WOULD IDOLIZE HIM. YOU ARE NOT, NOR DO YOU WANT TO BE, ALEX DELARGE”
December 9, 2024 at 5:57 PM
This would really affect a large contingent of “The Boys” fans.
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I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine
December 8, 2024 at 6:26 PM
I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine
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in the midwest it's seethe and ope!
December 8, 2024 at 2:21 AM
in the midwest it's seethe and ope!
Obsessed with this monologue. Might get it tattooed on my ribs.
December 8, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Obsessed with this monologue. Might get it tattooed on my ribs.
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DR MANHATTAN: I am tired of earth, these people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
DR QUEENS: hey, I'm walkin ere!!
DR QUEENS: hey, I'm walkin ere!!
December 6, 2024 at 12:34 PM
DR MANHATTAN: I am tired of earth, these people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
DR QUEENS: hey, I'm walkin ere!!
DR QUEENS: hey, I'm walkin ere!!
Genuinely what do men want for Christmas that is cheap (stocking stuffer) and not soap, bbq or golf related?
December 5, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Genuinely what do men want for Christmas that is cheap (stocking stuffer) and not soap, bbq or golf related?
What is up with the conservatives who followed the exodus of liberals from…you know. Hang out with your people, swap little ai images, defraud each other in crypto scams. Like, be happy in your own miserable way and in your own miserable place.
December 5, 2024 at 6:26 PM
What is up with the conservatives who followed the exodus of liberals from…you know. Hang out with your people, swap little ai images, defraud each other in crypto scams. Like, be happy in your own miserable way and in your own miserable place.
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Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
December 5, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
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“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 AM
“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
We are leaders shining a bright light for the rest of the nation to follow. Join us.
December 5, 2024 at 3:28 AM
We are leaders shining a bright light for the rest of the nation to follow. Join us.
Yall, I just discovered a brilliant hack to keep that Christmas cheer going all year long. I won’t gatekeep, it’s yours to take.
December 4, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Yall, I just discovered a brilliant hack to keep that Christmas cheer going all year long. I won’t gatekeep, it’s yours to take.