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imangus.bsky.social
Angus Saddleshoe
@imangus.bsky.social
400 followers 890 following 90 posts
Bitching about cybersecurity, cybercrime and ilibrilism. Raving about animals and needlecrafts. Talking too much about Australia and Kentucky.
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I’m only going to come on here to complain about Australia’s undeserved reputation as the land of the dangerous animals. Today I am introducing a new exhibit into evidence for my case that North America’s animals are far scarier…
June 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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She speaks for all of us. That boot cut bridged untold divides in America.
February 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Obsessed with this monologue. Might get it tattooed on my ribs.
Emma Stone monologue from act 2 of Kinds of Kindness. Dad, last night I had a dream I was lying on that beach where they found me. I don’t remember what I was wearing, but it was like I had been there for years. And you were there, Daniel was there, we all were. Funny thing is life in that place wasn’t like it is here. It took me a few days to realize, but that place went by different rules. There, dogs were in charge. People were animals and animals were people. I must admit, Dad, the dogs treated us pretty well. They gave us food and they bandaged our wounds after licking them. I mean, they never bit us, even when we tried to hurt them. And every morning they gave us chocolate to eat. Because dogs mustn’t eat chocolate, you know. Lamb, which is my favorite food, was a rare treat and the dogs mostly kept that for themselves. For the first few days I refused to eat and I waited for a leftover lamb chop but someone else always got to it first. Eventually, I just ate the chocolate because there was lots of it around. And I didn’t like it much, but it was better than going hungry. So from then on, I ate chocolate every day. And here’s the conclusion I came to. It’s better to eat something that’s always available when you’re hungry than to depend on something that runs out early every morning. and I mean every morning. Daniel isn’t perfect, but he’s always been there for me. Go up and see him now.
December 8, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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Yall, I just discovered a brilliant hack to keep that Christmas cheer going all year long. I won’t gatekeep, it’s yours to take.
December 4, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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This is the big bopper and lil sleazy. They think you should follow me.
November 15, 2024 at 3:52 AM