Master Pontificator
@imaginaryplayer504.bsky.social
aka DonSo504 aka Jack Carlton; Aspiring artist; recovering lawyer; Saints fan; LSU fan; Here to laugh and be washed in peace.
Semi-unc years old; pre-Katrina ⚜️ > ATL
Semi-unc years old; pre-Katrina ⚜️ > ATL
I’ve watched Big Ben, Tom Brady, and Peyton Manning get carried by their defense but now when Jalen does it, it’s a crime.
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I’ve watched Big Ben, Tom Brady, and Peyton Manning get carried by their defense but now when Jalen does it, it’s a crime.
The Falcons are allergic to winning
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The Falcons are allergic to winning
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Russel Wilson throwing a pick:
“Worst QB ever to breathe.”
Anyone else throwing a pick:
“Totally not his fault. The wind was going the opposite direction.”
Like???? 😭
“Worst QB ever to breathe.”
Anyone else throwing a pick:
“Totally not his fault. The wind was going the opposite direction.”
Like???? 😭
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Russel Wilson throwing a pick:
“Worst QB ever to breathe.”
Anyone else throwing a pick:
“Totally not his fault. The wind was going the opposite direction.”
Like???? 😭
“Worst QB ever to breathe.”
Anyone else throwing a pick:
“Totally not his fault. The wind was going the opposite direction.”
Like???? 😭
And there goes the obligatory Jameis Winston interception
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
And there goes the obligatory Jameis Winston interception
I need a list of which thing can’t be replaced with generic items. So far I have:
-laundry detergent
-toilet paper
-toothpaste
-laundry detergent
-toilet paper
-toothpaste
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I need a list of which thing can’t be replaced with generic items. So far I have:
-laundry detergent
-toilet paper
-toothpaste
-laundry detergent
-toilet paper
-toothpaste
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What’s tea for next week?? 👀👀 Like/Reskeet. (I work from my likes first)
Tips are accepted but not required link in bio… 💛💫
Tips are accepted but not required link in bio… 💛💫
November 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
What’s tea for next week?? 👀👀 Like/Reskeet. (I work from my likes first)
Tips are accepted but not required link in bio… 💛💫
Tips are accepted but not required link in bio… 💛💫
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I don't think official government accounts saying "womp womp" to protesters is the broader appeal to normal people we were asking for in politics
November 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I don't think official government accounts saying "womp womp" to protesters is the broader appeal to normal people we were asking for in politics
Classics:
💿Trap Soul - Bryson Tiller
💿 Future Sex/Love Sounds - JT
Classic that gets skipped over:
💿 Wake Up - John Legend/The Roots
💿Trap Soul - Bryson Tiller
💿 Future Sex/Love Sounds - JT
Classic that gets skipped over:
💿 Wake Up - John Legend/The Roots
Between 2005-2015 what two albums would you say are classics for this era and name a third album you consider a classic but gets skipped over.
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Classics:
💿Trap Soul - Bryson Tiller
💿 Future Sex/Love Sounds - JT
Classic that gets skipped over:
💿 Wake Up - John Legend/The Roots
💿Trap Soul - Bryson Tiller
💿 Future Sex/Love Sounds - JT
Classic that gets skipped over:
💿 Wake Up - John Legend/The Roots
How is it possible that every Janelle Monae album before Age of Pleasure is a sleeper?
November 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
How is it possible that every Janelle Monae album before Age of Pleasure is a sleeper?
I don’t mind when women took my hoodies and shirts but now that they’re married they could at least send them back so I can pass them down to my next situationship.
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I don’t mind when women took my hoodies and shirts but now that they’re married they could at least send them back so I can pass them down to my next situationship.
Incredibly important if I’m thinking long term. But whether she can take feedback is just as important.
When dating a person, does the way they dress matters to you??
November 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Incredibly important if I’m thinking long term. But whether she can take feedback is just as important.
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Classics:
Jeezy - The Recession
The-Dream - LoveHate
Skipped over:
Janelle Monae - The Electric Lady
Jeezy - The Recession
The-Dream - LoveHate
Skipped over:
Janelle Monae - The Electric Lady
Between 2005-2015 what two albums would you say are classics for this era and name a third album you consider a classic but gets skipped over.
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Classics:
Jeezy - The Recession
The-Dream - LoveHate
Skipped over:
Janelle Monae - The Electric Lady
Jeezy - The Recession
The-Dream - LoveHate
Skipped over:
Janelle Monae - The Electric Lady
Sometimes it looks like Manning isn’t throwing it hard
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Sometimes it looks like Manning isn’t throwing it hard
I kinda wanted Georgia to lose this game
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I kinda wanted Georgia to lose this game
Niggas fake-progressive and woke,
I started sayin’ less
I had to stop it, peeped how they profit
off of racial stress
Some activists got so rich, they prolly wish
we stay oppressed
I started sayin’ less
I had to stop it, peeped how they profit
off of racial stress
Some activists got so rich, they prolly wish
we stay oppressed
November 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Niggas fake-progressive and woke,
I started sayin’ less
I had to stop it, peeped how they profit
off of racial stress
Some activists got so rich, they prolly wish
we stay oppressed
I started sayin’ less
I had to stop it, peeped how they profit
off of racial stress
Some activists got so rich, they prolly wish
we stay oppressed
Kaytranada show was dope. The crowd energy was the best I’ve seen at any show
November 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Kaytranada show was dope. The crowd energy was the best I’ve seen at any show
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How busy is the fight for free and fair elections in court?
My law firm is currently litigating 65 voting and election cases. 12 of these relate to redistricting. We have four cases pending in the U.S Supreme Court -- including one I am arguing this Dec.
My law firm is currently litigating 65 voting and election cases. 12 of these relate to redistricting. We have four cases pending in the U.S Supreme Court -- including one I am arguing this Dec.
November 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
How busy is the fight for free and fair elections in court?
My law firm is currently litigating 65 voting and election cases. 12 of these relate to redistricting. We have four cases pending in the U.S Supreme Court -- including one I am arguing this Dec.
My law firm is currently litigating 65 voting and election cases. 12 of these relate to redistricting. We have four cases pending in the U.S Supreme Court -- including one I am arguing this Dec.
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This is the happiest I’ve been to win the Boot because those kids deserve it after the bullshit this team’s former leadership put them through
November 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This is the happiest I’ve been to win the Boot because those kids deserve it after the bullshit this team’s former leadership put them through
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Zuck himself said Meta needed more masculine energy when Meta's board and workforce was 60%+ men
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Zuck himself said Meta needed more masculine energy when Meta's board and workforce was 60%+ men
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You might know it offhand, but iirc there’s academic work that says when there’s something like one women for every four men, men think there’s more women?? Something to that effect! Driving, will look later brbbbbbb
November 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
You might know it offhand, but iirc there’s academic work that says when there’s something like one women for every four men, men think there’s more women?? Something to that effect! Driving, will look later brbbbbbb
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i see why they’re getting rid of hulu. confirmed what i thought.
Disney says it will stop reporting its streaming subscriber numbers
August 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
i see why they’re getting rid of hulu. confirmed what i thought.
I underestimated the powers of keyboard activists. Yall won.
August 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I underestimated the powers of keyboard activists. Yall won.
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Black ICE agents should be shamed for the rest of their lives.
August 7, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Black ICE agents should be shamed for the rest of their lives.
I have to add to the list of things that I’m not all allowed to have in a whole relationship (not dating) according to strangers:
-preferences
-expectations
-preferences
-expectations
August 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I have to add to the list of things that I’m not all allowed to have in a whole relationship (not dating) according to strangers:
-preferences
-expectations
-preferences
-expectations