Master Pontificator
@imaginaryplayer504.bsky.social
aka DonSo504 aka Jack Carlton; Aspiring artist; recovering lawyer; Saints fan; LSU fan; Here to laugh and be washed in peace.
Semi-unc years old; pre-Katrina ⚜️ > ATL
Semi-unc years old; pre-Katrina ⚜️ > ATL
Stole his whole flow. Bar for bar.
August 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Stole his whole flow. Bar for bar.
They saw that Beyoncé Levi’s ad and said:
July 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
They saw that Beyoncé Levi’s ad and said:
Me whenever my crush posts that messy haired Barbie meme:
“Happy for you.”
“Happy for you.”
July 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Me whenever my crush posts that messy haired Barbie meme:
“Happy for you.”
“Happy for you.”
I forgive but there are a few people who better hope I don’t hear of their passing because I’m pulling up to the funeral to give a true account of who they were
July 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I forgive but there are a few people who better hope I don’t hear of their passing because I’m pulling up to the funeral to give a true account of who they were
We just about two months away from time being excited about the Saints for 3 weeks and then them putting me on an emotional roller coaster
July 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
We just about two months away from time being excited about the Saints for 3 weeks and then them putting me on an emotional roller coaster
The 2025 Clippers looking like the 2013 Brooklyn Nets
July 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The 2025 Clippers looking like the 2013 Brooklyn Nets
A real villain right here.
July 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
A real villain right here.
I’m sure he has an unbiased opinion on the conflict between Israel and Palestine.
July 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I’m sure he has an unbiased opinion on the conflict between Israel and Palestine.
My mom color coordinates her outfits to fit the holiday of every family gathering so that means she comes likes this every 4th of July
July 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
My mom color coordinates her outfits to fit the holiday of every family gathering so that means she comes likes this every 4th of July
Felt patriotic. Might delete later.
July 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Felt patriotic. Might delete later.
The Four Horsemen of Gentrification:
June 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The Four Horsemen of Gentrification:
Exclusive footage from the ceasefire negotiations:
June 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Exclusive footage from the ceasefire negotiations:
How that ceasefire is going:
June 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
How that ceasefire is going:
Every time I watch Godfather of Harlem I get a little lost on her eyes
June 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Every time I watch Godfather of Harlem I get a little lost on her eyes
Tyrese Haliburton in quarters 1-3 of NBA finals games:
June 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Tyrese Haliburton in quarters 1-3 of NBA finals games:
He looks like a younger version of this famously white man.
June 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
He looks like a younger version of this famously white man.
This lady be ACTING. She had me convinced she was a fiend turned into a muslim
May 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This lady be ACTING. She had me convinced she was a fiend turned into a muslim
In my mind Paige Bueckers is that character from Boondocks who was giving Riley buckets so much that he crashed out on the court
May 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
In my mind Paige Bueckers is that character from Boondocks who was giving Riley buckets so much that he crashed out on the court
This is all Knicks fans can think of
May 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This is all Knicks fans can think of
Me leaving somebody girl house when I forgot my spennanight bag:
May 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Me leaving somebody girl house when I forgot my spennanight bag:
The only ginger we acknowledge:
May 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The only ginger we acknowledge:
Except this is how most people assess public corruption
May 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Except this is how most people assess public corruption
My conspiracy theory that the Luka trade was about the NBA setting up a Lakers/ Cavs NBA finals for LeBron seems kinda silly now
May 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
My conspiracy theory that the Luka trade was about the NBA setting up a Lakers/ Cavs NBA finals for LeBron seems kinda silly now