ilya
@ilya.pizza
city nerd, software engineer, guy in band
ilya.pizza, brooklyn
ilya.pizza, brooklyn
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Trying to resist the urge to go around handing out cheap earbuds to anyone listening to music out loud on the subway.
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Trying to resist the urge to go around handing out cheap earbuds to anyone listening to music out loud on the subway.
Bill de Blasio should have a reality show
November 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Bill de Blasio should have a reality show
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Someone please do follow up reporting on the 6000 people who still voted for Eric Adams
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Someone please do follow up reporting on the 6000 people who still voted for Eric Adams
[signing off from work]
I gotta focus, I’m shifting into election mode
I gotta focus, I’m shifting into election mode
November 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
[signing off from work]
I gotta focus, I’m shifting into election mode
I gotta focus, I’m shifting into election mode
Jump scare on the NYT home page
November 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Jump scare on the NYT home page
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James Jeffrey's forehead uses the Mercator projection where the further up you go the bigger everything gets
September 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
James Jeffrey's forehead uses the Mercator projection where the further up you go the bigger everything gets
Is there a reason why there are no trees on Smith Street?
August 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Is there a reason why there are no trees on Smith Street?
This doesn't feel like a campaign video, he's just hanging out with people! More of this in US politics please.
August 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This doesn't feel like a campaign video, he's just hanging out with people! More of this in US politics please.
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⭐️⭐️ BUS CELEB SIGHTING ⭐️⭐️
Newly installed bus countdown clock along Columbus Avenue.
Newly installed bus countdown clock along Columbus Avenue.
August 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
⭐️⭐️ BUS CELEB SIGHTING ⭐️⭐️
Newly installed bus countdown clock along Columbus Avenue.
Newly installed bus countdown clock along Columbus Avenue.
Red paint splattered on the NYT building this morning
July 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Red paint splattered on the NYT building this morning
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The 14th Street Busway has been a smashing success: faster commutes, fewer crashes, calmer streets.
So why is Eric Adams blocking a similar plan for 34th Street?
So why is Eric Adams blocking a similar plan for 34th Street?
July 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The 14th Street Busway has been a smashing success: faster commutes, fewer crashes, calmer streets.
So why is Eric Adams blocking a similar plan for 34th Street?
So why is Eric Adams blocking a similar plan for 34th Street?
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Hard to explain in words right now how happy I am Andrew Cuomo ate shit tonight. Crawl back into your hole, scumbag.
June 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Hard to explain in words right now how happy I am Andrew Cuomo ate shit tonight. Crawl back into your hole, scumbag.
Andrew Cuomo's campaign has been about convincing us that he was always gonna be the winner. He acted like we're just children who need to stop whining and elect him already cause there's no other choice.
So I care less about who wins the primary and more that it's just not him.
So I care less about who wins the primary and more that it's just not him.
June 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Andrew Cuomo's campaign has been about convincing us that he was always gonna be the winner. He acted like we're just children who need to stop whining and elect him already cause there's no other choice.
So I care less about who wins the primary and more that it's just not him.
So I care less about who wins the primary and more that it's just not him.
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Cuomo is not inevitable. Tell everyone you know not to rank him and why. Email, text, call and talk with folks directly. We can defeat this guy.
NEW POLL from Data for Progress, conducted May 30-June 4: www.filesforprogress.org/datasets/202...
Andrew Cuomo - 37%
Zohran Mamdani - 31%
Undecided - 8%
Adrienne Adams - 6%
Brad Lander - 6%
Scott Stringer - 5%
With RCV:
Cuomo - 51%
Mamdani - 49%
Andrew Cuomo - 37%
Zohran Mamdani - 31%
Undecided - 8%
Adrienne Adams - 6%
Brad Lander - 6%
Scott Stringer - 5%
With RCV:
Cuomo - 51%
Mamdani - 49%
www.filesforprogress.org
June 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Cuomo is not inevitable. Tell everyone you know not to rank him and why. Email, text, call and talk with folks directly. We can defeat this guy.
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I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
May 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
They centered the text on the screen
May 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
They centered the text on the screen
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NY Gov Hochul announces agreement with state legislature to fully fund MTA’s $68b capital plan, using payroll tax adjustment, savings from Feds taking over Penn Station project, & MTA savings.
Recommits state to the Interborough Express light rail project.
Recommits state to the Interborough Express light rail project.
April 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
NY Gov Hochul announces agreement with state legislature to fully fund MTA’s $68b capital plan, using payroll tax adjustment, savings from Feds taking over Penn Station project, & MTA savings.
Recommits state to the Interborough Express light rail project.
Recommits state to the Interborough Express light rail project.
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conclave conclave conclave conclave
April 21, 2025 at 8:57 AM
conclave conclave conclave conclave
If DOGE comes for the MTA every subway rider should block the entrance to 2 Broadway or at least come to loudly boo at them
April 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
If DOGE comes for the MTA every subway rider should block the entrance to 2 Broadway or at least come to loudly boo at them
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