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Soms bedenk ik per ongeluk iets grappigs en dan tik ik het in het Skeetvakje
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Wanneer je iemand uit vriendengroep B bij je hebt in het gezelschap van vriendengroep A
proptermalone.bsky.social post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 4h
he’s not a Nazi, he’s a dumbass
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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glennyrodge.bsky.social
wilma flintstone: i want to go to dubai
fred flintstone: will abu dhabi do?
wilma flintstone: jfc
November 20, 2025 at 9:49 AM
ikbensiep.lfo-industries.com
Zolang het nog kan: verzin wetgeving dat zodra degene die aan het hoofd van onze regering staat zo'n manier van communiceren hanteert, die zijn of haar positie kwijtraakt
shipwreck75.bsky.social Shipwreck @shipwreck75.bsky.social · 7h
More crazy town from POTUS:
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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casmudde.bsky.social
Talking about modern football…

Sex offenders of the world unite!
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
A still from the TV show "The Simpsons" depicting a rapper with a necklace that spells out "THURSDAY THE 20TH"
July 20, 2023 at 12:38 PM
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turbofalcon.bsky.social
this image and its consequences have done more damage to consensus reality than any other piece of media in the history of mankind. neat!
elon musk on his boat looking very pale and barrel shaped
November 20, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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tonysadowski.bsky.social
You do not need AI to "punch up" your email. Just send it and move on with your life, Dostoevsky.
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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philplait.bsky.social Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 9h
For the astronomers: I found an accretion disk diagram cheese. A quesar.
A display of cheeses. Two in the front are vaguely torus shaped, sliced in half so you can see the shape, like a bagel cut in half to make two u-shapes. They look like drawings of the disk of matter around a black hole, narrow in the middle and flared on the outside.
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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raccoonhourly.bsky.social
An adorable raccoon.
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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catworkers.bsky.social
📸 Sandy Wong
A fluffy white cat with one damaged eye sitting in a pet store. A fluffy white cat with one damaged eye sitting in a pet store.
November 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
ikbensiep.lfo-industries.com
reddit post: 1 / 6 scholieren haalt eind 2e klas schrijfniveau basisschool niet

reddit commenter: "ja, wat voor nut heeft zinsontleding nou precies, nooit begrepen waar dat goed voor was (...) ik heb nog nooit een zin ontleden (ontleedt?) buiten het vak Nederlands om"

we zijn multi-fucked, jungs
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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sharal.bsky.social
Thursday.
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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denverzoo.bsky.social
Happy #WorldTamanduaDay! We shared that Winnie is expecting, marking what will be our first tamandua birth in over a decade! She is trained to participate in her own veterinary care and will continue regular ultrasounds and her iconic “walks with Winnie” to stay healthy throughout her pregnancy.
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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lazerwalker.com
Bill Nye is short for William New Year's Eve
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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(consument-stem) ik schrik hiervan
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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techcrunch.com
The story of the Ghost in the Shell’s main villain the Puppet Master hinted at a future where governments use hackers for espionage, at a time when most of the world had never connected to the internet.
How the classic anime 'Ghost in the Shell' predicted the future of cybersecurity 30 years ago | TechCrunch
The story of the Ghost in the Shell’s main villain the Puppet Master hinted at a future where governments use hackers for espionage, at a time when most of the world had never connected to the internet.
techcrunch.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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de dichtheid van verschrikkelijkheden in deze post
jimacosta.bsky.social Jim Acosta @jimacosta.bsky.social · Aug 4
At 4p ET/1p PT, I’ll have a one of a kind interview with Joaquin Oliver. He died in the Parkland school shooting. But his parents have created an AI version of their son for a powerful message on gun violence. Plus TX Rep. @jamestalarico.bsky.social - see you soon on Substack and later on YouTube.
November 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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goed & correct
foone.bsky.social Foone @foone.bsky.social · 1d
half life 2 is a great game. it's also a very, very different game from Half Life 1, and frankly I've always enjoyed HL1 way more.
November 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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refrag.bsky.social
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.

Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Nerdy kid at keyboard: Hi guys, I've noticed that it is International Men's Day today, and I'm confused. Why do we need a day to talk about men? We're not a marginalised group like women, queer people, or people of colour. The media is already full of stories about men. Big buff shirtless dude at keyboard: I'm glad you asked, champ. Whatever your view on men's place in society, it's still true that we face a lot of issues - like social isolation, risk of suicide, health problems, and attitudes towards sex and child rearing. Having a day to talk about those doesn't take away from anyone else's problems. In fact, having a day to talk about them helps us be more mindful, and listen better at other times. Second shirtless buff dude on a couch at his laptop: The chief here is really on to something. I want to echo what he said, and also point out that the idea we should remain silent about our problems actually contributes to a lot of our issues. We are human beings, with human needs. Seeking mutual support and understanding isn't the same thing as placing a burden on others. Especially if we're providing it for each other. Third buff dude at his laptop: Right on, my fellow kings. We've inherited a social legacy of competition and division, and a lot of what makes a man in our era is under question. IMD is a chance for us to examine and rethink what we are together, and build the bonds of solidarity and support that will make a better way possible - like in this meme. Because in our hearts, we're all curious kids and buff guys on keyboards.
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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niedermeyer.online
"There is only basically one way to make everyone wealthy, and that is AI and robotics," Musk says, conveniently replacing the word "me" with the better-testing "everyone."
November 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
ikbensiep.lfo-industries.com
Ik kon mijn oren niet geloven toen ik voor 't eerst op een developers conferentie iemand hoorde zeggen dat voor een heleboel mensen, Facebook 'het internet' is en shit is sindsdien nooit echt meer hetzelfde geweest
wiglet1981.bsky.social Richard Pettigrew @wiglet1981.bsky.social · 28d
I stood behind someone at a hotel reception in Blackpool where they were demanding a full refund of their stay because ‘the hotel website’ said they had a pool and it doesn’t. ‘The hotel website’ was Google’s AI Overview and it took ten minutes for the receptionist to explain the difference.
ketanjoshi.co Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 28d
A small Lofoten tourism group announces they're shutting down their guides and possibly going bankrupt thanks to the loss in revenue from chatbots that steal and rephrase their content

None of this shit is inevitable. Fuck the slimy tech bros.

www.instagram.com/p/DPyRB-tDBf...
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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pizzalawyer420.bsky.social
Happy man day or whatever
Give a man to teach a hotdog a day. Eat a mean to give a hotdog: lifetime - Steven seagal
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Als het niet je gevoel maar enkel de pijn onderdrukt vind ik het moeilijk uit te leggen waarom wij, Gewone Burgers, niet een ziekenhuis (of apotheek) uit kunnen lopen met n paar van die injectienaalden in de tas. Ik ben prima te vertrouwen met dit spul, wat wil Big Pharma zo graag verbergen
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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shaydh.bsky.social
Me when I get myself a paper clip
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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De laatste AD, Tubantia, DvhN etc. waarin iemand aangehaald wordt die Musk een genie vindt is helaas nog langggg niet op de deurmat gevallen
ninazeelen.bsky.social Nina Zeelen @ninazeelen.bsky.social · 1d
Nieuwsuur missing the mark
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM