iKapaAllan
@ikapaallan.bsky.social
Hard Rejoiner. Pro: EU PR PA. 3.5% #RejoinEU #GotTTO. Recently Woken Snowflake. Failed guitarist, despite 30 years of trying. Will steal your memes. Always EUropean.
#Wülferhampton
#Wülferhampton
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On Truss & Kwarteng in ‘22. Allister Heath, Telegraph: “the best budget I have ever heard a British chancellor deliver". Alex Brummer, Mail: “a genuine Tory package elbowing to one side the Treasury's fiscal conservatism".
These men will now be paid actual money for their analysis of today’s budget.
These men will now be paid actual money for their analysis of today’s budget.
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
On Truss & Kwarteng in ‘22. Allister Heath, Telegraph: “the best budget I have ever heard a British chancellor deliver". Alex Brummer, Mail: “a genuine Tory package elbowing to one side the Treasury's fiscal conservatism".
These men will now be paid actual money for their analysis of today’s budget.
These men will now be paid actual money for their analysis of today’s budget.
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Seems to be going well…
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Seems to be going well…
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You can only really claim your childhood ‘banter’ is irrelevant if it hasn’t shaped your entire political career, including right now.
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 AM
You can only really claim your childhood ‘banter’ is irrelevant if it hasn’t shaped your entire political career, including right now.
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Don’t believe Nigel Farage’s denials. He targeted me for being Jewish – and it hurt | Peter Ettedgui
Don’t believe Nigel Farage’s denials. He targeted me for being Jewish – and it hurt | Peter Ettedgui
Now that my former classmate has finally spoken about the allegations of his behaviour at school, I feel compelled to address his points directly, says Peter Ettedgui, a film director and producer
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Don’t believe Nigel Farage’s denials. He targeted me for being Jewish – and it hurt | Peter Ettedgui
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Today seems an apposite moment to share this from another time and another place. Short🧵
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Today seems an apposite moment to share this from another time and another place. Short🧵
Because they privatised the water companies and now we’re getting gouged to pay CEO bonuses and massive dividends to shareholders, that’s why!
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Because they privatised the water companies and now we’re getting gouged to pay CEO bonuses and massive dividends to shareholders, that’s why!
Since @wulfhelm.bsky.social can’t be arsed to finish his crab story, let me…
He crossed the crab with a cheetah. Things went sideways really fast.
You’re welcome.
He crossed the crab with a cheetah. Things went sideways really fast.
You’re welcome.
November 18, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Since @wulfhelm.bsky.social can’t be arsed to finish his crab story, let me…
He crossed the crab with a cheetah. Things went sideways really fast.
You’re welcome.
He crossed the crab with a cheetah. Things went sideways really fast.
You’re welcome.
TV serial killer documentary:
Keeps to himself. Stays home a lot. Not many friends. Works odd hours.
@wulfhelm.bsky.social :
Keeps to himself. Stays home a lot. Not many friends. Works odd hours.
@wulfhelm.bsky.social :
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
TV serial killer documentary:
Keeps to himself. Stays home a lot. Not many friends. Works odd hours.
@wulfhelm.bsky.social :
Keeps to himself. Stays home a lot. Not many friends. Works odd hours.
@wulfhelm.bsky.social :
How to tell if you are old, episode 174:
You bounce up and down to dislodge water from your ear, and your jowls continue to flap long after the bouncing has stopped.
Bonus point if it happens on the same day that you purchase your second dosette box.
You bounce up and down to dislodge water from your ear, and your jowls continue to flap long after the bouncing has stopped.
Bonus point if it happens on the same day that you purchase your second dosette box.
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
How to tell if you are old, episode 174:
You bounce up and down to dislodge water from your ear, and your jowls continue to flap long after the bouncing has stopped.
Bonus point if it happens on the same day that you purchase your second dosette box.
You bounce up and down to dislodge water from your ear, and your jowls continue to flap long after the bouncing has stopped.
Bonus point if it happens on the same day that you purchase your second dosette box.
Local road closure resulted in our quiet side street becoming an arterial road.
Every morning and evening no one gives way & we end up with 3-way gridlock & associated hooting, shouting & fights.
If people would just take a moment, give way, and take turns, all would be fine.
Level 12 arseholery!
Every morning and evening no one gives way & we end up with 3-way gridlock & associated hooting, shouting & fights.
If people would just take a moment, give way, and take turns, all would be fine.
Level 12 arseholery!
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Local road closure resulted in our quiet side street becoming an arterial road.
Every morning and evening no one gives way & we end up with 3-way gridlock & associated hooting, shouting & fights.
If people would just take a moment, give way, and take turns, all would be fine.
Level 12 arseholery!
Every morning and evening no one gives way & we end up with 3-way gridlock & associated hooting, shouting & fights.
If people would just take a moment, give way, and take turns, all would be fine.
Level 12 arseholery!
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Never figured you as one for taking legal advice, given the complete disregard you have for your cardiologist and other experts.
So, about that crab…
Never figured you as one for taking legal advice, given the complete disregard you have for your cardiologist and other experts.
So, about that crab…
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Never figured you as one for taking legal advice, given the complete disregard you have for your cardiologist and other experts.
So, about that crab…
Never figured you as one for taking legal advice, given the complete disregard you have for your cardiologist and other experts.
So, about that crab…
The Special Relationship still rock-solid?
Time to look to our nearest neighbours. Maybe join some sort of union of European countries?
Time to look to our nearest neighbours. Maybe join some sort of union of European countries?
NEWS: The UK is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal, sources familiar with the matter told CNN. edition.cnn.com/2025/11/11/p...
Exclusive: UK suspends some intelligence sharing with US over boat strike concerns in major break | CNN Politics
The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes ...
edition.cnn.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The Special Relationship still rock-solid?
Time to look to our nearest neighbours. Maybe join some sort of union of European countries?
Time to look to our nearest neighbours. Maybe join some sort of union of European countries?
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Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
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Want to know why the prisons system seems to be suddenly falling apart?
Well, it's not sudden. It's just suddenly being REPORTED. This rot was a deliberate policy choice, and I kept the receipts. Because I'm not the BBC.
(A note on what Tories did to cause this, from The Decade In Tory)
Well, it's not sudden. It's just suddenly being REPORTED. This rot was a deliberate policy choice, and I kept the receipts. Because I'm not the BBC.
(A note on what Tories did to cause this, from The Decade In Tory)
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Want to know why the prisons system seems to be suddenly falling apart?
Well, it's not sudden. It's just suddenly being REPORTED. This rot was a deliberate policy choice, and I kept the receipts. Because I'm not the BBC.
(A note on what Tories did to cause this, from The Decade In Tory)
Well, it's not sudden. It's just suddenly being REPORTED. This rot was a deliberate policy choice, and I kept the receipts. Because I'm not the BBC.
(A note on what Tories did to cause this, from The Decade In Tory)
This is an excellent article.
Every UK politician should be reading it, and then decide if they still want to have an account here.
Every UK politician should be reading it, and then decide if they still want to have an account here.
🚨🚨This is stellar investigative journalism by @kaitlintosh.bsky.social and @michelleinezsimon.bsky.social on how #elonmusk is boosting the #british right. 🧵 news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how
Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how
news.sky.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:24 AM
This is an excellent article.
Every UK politician should be reading it, and then decide if they still want to have an account here.
Every UK politician should be reading it, and then decide if they still want to have an account here.
Guessing as follows:
Antifa
Muslims
Not white people
Jews
Atheists
Mexicans
Democrats
Anyone not born in America then…
Anyone not at least 3rd generation American
The gays
The poor
The sick
The disabled
Women who work
Infertile women
Women
We’ve seen this before. It won’t end well.
Antifa
Muslims
Not white people
Jews
Atheists
Mexicans
Democrats
Anyone not born in America then…
Anyone not at least 3rd generation American
The gays
The poor
The sick
The disabled
Women who work
Infertile women
Women
We’ve seen this before. It won’t end well.
November 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Court convicts two donors for illegally diverting £100k to Eurosceptic think tank run by Nigel Farage's girlfriend. She definitely doesn't sound like the sort of person who would get involved with tax fraud on a house purchase.
November 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Court convicts two donors for illegally diverting £100k to Eurosceptic think tank run by Nigel Farage's girlfriend. She definitely doesn't sound like the sort of person who would get involved with tax fraud on a house purchase.
Must be because of all those DOGE savings they have been making.
Vote Reform. Be abandoned.
Vote Reform. Be abandoned.
If this is what happens when Reform runs a council, just imagine Farage running the country.
Care homes closed and vulnerable people abandoned.
We cannot let Trump’s America become Farage’s Britain.
Care homes closed and vulnerable people abandoned.
We cannot let Trump’s America become Farage’s Britain.
November 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Must be because of all those DOGE savings they have been making.
Vote Reform. Be abandoned.
Vote Reform. Be abandoned.
Not pro life.
Pro birth.
After that, you’re on your own, Jack.
Pro birth.
After that, you’re on your own, Jack.
October 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Not pro life.
Pro birth.
After that, you’re on your own, Jack.
Pro birth.
After that, you’re on your own, Jack.
Just received my notification.
O2 bill going up 20%, and 40% more than they originally said it would.
2 hrs later: PAC received & new SIM-only deal from Lebara ordered via the ever-reliable Martin Lewis.
More data, 1/3rd of the O2 cost, even before the price rise, & a £25 gift voucher thrown in!
O2 bill going up 20%, and 40% more than they originally said it would.
2 hrs later: PAC received & new SIM-only deal from Lebara ordered via the ever-reliable Martin Lewis.
More data, 1/3rd of the O2 cost, even before the price rise, & a £25 gift voucher thrown in!
Mirror Money >> "O2 announces new mid-contract price rise as millions to see bills go up" [might be worth shopping around...]
www.mirror.co.uk/money/o2-ann...
www.mirror.co.uk/money/o2-ann...
O2 announces new mid-contract price rise as millions to see bills go up
The new price increase will come into effect from next April, for customers who signed up to a new deal from October 23
www.mirror.co.uk
October 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Just received my notification.
O2 bill going up 20%, and 40% more than they originally said it would.
2 hrs later: PAC received & new SIM-only deal from Lebara ordered via the ever-reliable Martin Lewis.
More data, 1/3rd of the O2 cost, even before the price rise, & a £25 gift voucher thrown in!
O2 bill going up 20%, and 40% more than they originally said it would.
2 hrs later: PAC received & new SIM-only deal from Lebara ordered via the ever-reliable Martin Lewis.
More data, 1/3rd of the O2 cost, even before the price rise, & a £25 gift voucher thrown in!
Revealed: GB News viewers more likely to believe any old shit.
Fascinating new study 📊
"Just over half of people (51%) do not agree with Ofcom’s current rules which allow politicians like Nigel Farage, who has a prime-time show on GB News, to front their own TV programmes."
https://bit.ly/47u0A1Y
"Just over half of people (51%) do not agree with Ofcom’s current rules which allow politicians like Nigel Farage, who has a prime-time show on GB News, to front their own TV programmes."
https://bit.ly/47u0A1Y
Revealed: GB News viewers more likely to wrongly believe migration is increasing, study finds
The research also reveals most people don't think politicians like Nigel Farage should be able to present their own TV programmes
leftfootforward.org
October 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Revealed: GB News viewers more likely to believe any old shit.
This sounds like a witch hunt to me.
I cannot believe that Boris Johnson would lie, break any rules, cheat, do anything dishonest, use his position for personal gain, or bring the office of PM into disrepute.
His track record speaks for itself.
Oh, wait…
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
I cannot believe that Boris Johnson would lie, break any rules, cheat, do anything dishonest, use his position for personal gain, or bring the office of PM into disrepute.
His track record speaks for itself.
Oh, wait…
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Boris Johnson breached rules designed to stop abuse of contacts made in public office, watchdog finds
Johnson found to have breached rules after refusing to answer specific questions about allegations published by the Guardian
www.theguardian.com
October 11, 2025 at 8:02 AM
This sounds like a witch hunt to me.
I cannot believe that Boris Johnson would lie, break any rules, cheat, do anything dishonest, use his position for personal gain, or bring the office of PM into disrepute.
His track record speaks for itself.
Oh, wait…
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
I cannot believe that Boris Johnson would lie, break any rules, cheat, do anything dishonest, use his position for personal gain, or bring the office of PM into disrepute.
His track record speaks for itself.
Oh, wait…
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Me: Today’s a non-swim day. No need to eat too much.
Also Me: Eats a party pack of spring rolls and tempura prawns, three pistachio ice creams and two packets of sharing* crisps.
I think I may need therapy to discuss my impulse control.
* I didn’t.
Also Me: Eats a party pack of spring rolls and tempura prawns, three pistachio ice creams and two packets of sharing* crisps.
I think I may need therapy to discuss my impulse control.
* I didn’t.
October 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Me: Today’s a non-swim day. No need to eat too much.
Also Me: Eats a party pack of spring rolls and tempura prawns, three pistachio ice creams and two packets of sharing* crisps.
I think I may need therapy to discuss my impulse control.
* I didn’t.
Also Me: Eats a party pack of spring rolls and tempura prawns, three pistachio ice creams and two packets of sharing* crisps.
I think I may need therapy to discuss my impulse control.
* I didn’t.
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NEW: The Nerve @thenerve.news, the new publication launched by former Observer journalists including @carolecadwalla.bsky.social, has attracted more than 900 paying subscribers in its first week
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October 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
NEW: The Nerve @thenerve.news, the new publication launched by former Observer journalists including @carolecadwalla.bsky.social, has attracted more than 900 paying subscribers in its first week
pressgazette.co.uk/news/new-lau...
pressgazette.co.uk/news/new-lau...