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You ever shit so much that you con yourself into thinking you have a flat stomach?
Too many, heard this one this morning.

youtu.be/Cwt3TCy9NqM?...
October 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Happiness is a Warm Gun

youtu.be/LoIyUl10ChQ?...
October 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The president is maybe a week away from a new wardrobe only maga can see. Democrats and Rinos will think he's nude.
September 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
September 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Minneapolis edition.

youtu.be/OQMxawZCKAg?...
September 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Did a ben shapiro impression today.
Went to the home Depot and bought a wood. (Plus a couple other items.)
August 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Can I be a never newsome democrat?
August 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Self awareness is when you look like this and align yourself politically and philosophically with phrenologists.
This dudes gonna die one day and all anyone will remember is the shape of his head
July 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Mayonnaise. The fancy aioli trend kinda ruined dining out for a while.
what's a traditional food of your people/culture that everyone else seems to love that you absolutely cannot stand?

for me it is vada pav. Vada is incredible, pav is fantastic, in combination they cancel each other out and become a black hole of anti-taste
July 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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You're going to get Vance all hot and bothered.
June 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Unless she's marrying the VP, that's not a good look.
Who wore it best?
June 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
English beans on toast, but I don't like beans so I'm gonna use spaghettios.
June 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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counterpoint:
June 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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your energy is finite & priceless, just like anyone else's.

know your worth before wasting it on failsons who were born so insufferable they get traded for perc 30s.
June 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Meet me at the corner of electric avenue and
Bukkake Boulevard
If posts are skeets the timeline should be called the cum rag or perhaps the jizz mop.
June 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
June 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Maybe it's you that sucks
The replies on here may not be as racist as Twitter, but they damn sure are hateful.
Talk AI: FU, AI sucks go away
Talk Business: Go away
Talk Healthcare: Crickets.

Engagement went from great convos on many topics, to agree with me or you are a nazi fascist

We are forcing posts to X
June 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Text "stop" in the name of love.
Text "stop" to collaborate and listen
Text "Stop" to stop making sense.
June 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Everyone not saying One Piece at a Time is dead wrong.
Without saying Ring Of Fire, fav Jonny Cash song?
May 31, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Third way is anti human rights, got it.
NEW: Third Way President Jon Cowan has a must-read column on how Democrats seize the center on transgender policy in @politico.com this morning. www.politico.com/news/magazin...
May 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
QB cadence: 86! 47!

Under breath: into the fucking sun
Are you kidding me? 86 means you're tossing someone from the bar or if you're back of the house it means you're out of something, but I'm gonna need some context about this also being slang for killing someone because I've never heard it
Trump officials accused former FBI director James B. Comey of threatening President Donald Trump after Comey posted a picture of seashells on a beach arranged to spell out “86 47.” Trump is the 47th president; “86” can mean banning or removing someone, but it can also be slang for killing a person.
May 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Sure dodged a bullet with that supreme court nomination.
March 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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want to feel old? this is caillou today
March 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Evergreen
SpaceX’s Starship explodes during test flight.
March 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM