Did a ben shapiro impression today.
Went to the home Depot and bought a wood. (Plus a couple other items.)
Went to the home Depot and bought a wood. (Plus a couple other items.)
August 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Did a ben shapiro impression today.
Went to the home Depot and bought a wood. (Plus a couple other items.)
Went to the home Depot and bought a wood. (Plus a couple other items.)
Telling my kids this is Elger'nan and Ghilan'nain.
February 3, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Telling my kids this is Elger'nan and Ghilan'nain.
I had to try. Fucking nailed it.
January 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I had to try. Fucking nailed it.
Marketing got too clever by a (w)hole.
January 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Marketing got too clever by a (w)hole.
Wife: Any last minute Christmas ideas?
Me: Just one
Me: Just one
December 19, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Wife: Any last minute Christmas ideas?
Me: Just one
Me: Just one
Tulsi gabbard realizing Alex Jones is now a hobo.
November 15, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Tulsi gabbard realizing Alex Jones is now a hobo.
Oh, come the fuck on.
October 31, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Oh, come the fuck on.
Hillbilly Elegy sequel is out under a pen name and for some reason it's a kids book.
October 29, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Hillbilly Elegy sequel is out under a pen name and for some reason it's a kids book.
Oh, fuck. I did get one.
September 18, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Oh, fuck. I did get one.
Post a movie from the year you turned 18 🎥
July 29, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Post a movie from the year you turned 18 🎥
Ditto 90s perfection.
April 6, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Ditto 90s perfection.
What stupid thing is driving the bots off twitter?
February 19, 2024 at 2:40 AM
What stupid thing is driving the bots off twitter?
She found it online after wading through some terrible results pages.
February 15, 2024 at 9:54 PM
She found it online after wading through some terrible results pages.
If you see this, post your favorite fictional vehicle.
January 31, 2024 at 4:39 AM
If you see this, post your favorite fictional vehicle.
Donald Trump could never.
January 31, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Donald Trump could never.
I said "losing my penis to a whore with disease"
December 27, 2023 at 4:56 AM
I said "losing my penis to a whore with disease"
I'm counting this as the brown Christmas I've been wishing for for years now.
December 25, 2023 at 2:58 PM
I'm counting this as the brown Christmas I've been wishing for for years now.
My best malapropism is 20 years old.
December 20, 2023 at 5:12 AM
My best malapropism is 20 years old.
Does faith no more do jingles?
December 4, 2023 at 1:42 AM
Does faith no more do jingles?
In this house we hallow ween.
October 31, 2023 at 7:07 PM
In this house we hallow ween.
Wore one of these tees past the point of threadbare, never meant I wished harm on anyone.
October 29, 2023 at 1:28 AM
Wore one of these tees past the point of threadbare, never meant I wished harm on anyone.