My daughter loves them.
December 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
My daughter loves them.
White Castle fish nuggets look like any other place's cheese curds.
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
White Castle fish nuggets look like any other place's cheese curds.
"Can I draw a second salary as the supplement coach?"
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"Can I draw a second salary as the supplement coach?"
How old was she ten years ago, Keith?
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
How old was she ten years ago, Keith?
Shouldn't that be a starter pack?
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Shouldn't that be a starter pack?
Shit up and sign bills into law, Mr president.
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Shit up and sign bills into law, Mr president.
He's gonna take all that tat with him, along with the Boeing bribe, to his presidential library.
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
He's gonna take all that tat with him, along with the Boeing bribe, to his presidential library.
Call me gen x, but I'd still rather see a giant Calvin pissing on a confederate monument.
November 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Call me gen x, but I'd still rather see a giant Calvin pissing on a confederate monument.
Squish, squish in 5/4 time.
October 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Squish, squish in 5/4 time.
Wondering if he got duped by some Canadian contractors and they're reigniting the war of 1812.
October 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Wondering if he got duped by some Canadian contractors and they're reigniting the war of 1812.
I read it as confirmation that the contractor won't be paid. Possibly in need of a pardon.
October 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I read it as confirmation that the contractor won't be paid. Possibly in need of a pardon.
Love to be the asshole at the controls of that thing just knowing that my shithead employer is gonna get stiffed.
October 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Love to be the asshole at the controls of that thing just knowing that my shithead employer is gonna get stiffed.
Perfect for a Halloween flasher costume.
October 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Perfect for a Halloween flasher costume.
Drugged and tattooed, here.
October 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Drugged and tattooed, here.
(taps can) you can fit so much mercury in here
October 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
(taps can) you can fit so much mercury in here
Tired: endless simulations of nuclear winter.
Wired: counting the dick veins in my ai robot porn
Wired: counting the dick veins in my ai robot porn
October 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Tired: endless simulations of nuclear winter.
Wired: counting the dick veins in my ai robot porn
Wired: counting the dick veins in my ai robot porn
Conception so immaculate I was named after it.
October 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Conception so immaculate I was named after it.
Put a snippet of a jingle in my head.
"from Hawaii".
Pretty sure it's either a tourism ad, or c&h sugar.
"from Hawaii".
Pretty sure it's either a tourism ad, or c&h sugar.
September 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Put a snippet of a jingle in my head.
"from Hawaii".
Pretty sure it's either a tourism ad, or c&h sugar.
"from Hawaii".
Pretty sure it's either a tourism ad, or c&h sugar.
He prefers sheep skin
September 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
He prefers sheep skin