Cyan 🐧❄️
@icebluecyanide.bsky.social
I'm on here now too I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
At a work party yesterday and I think a female colleague was into me lmao. I need go go to a gay bar or something
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 AM
At a work party yesterday and I think a female colleague was into me lmao. I need go go to a gay bar or something
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Jupiter says trans rights
🔭 Jupiter in Ultraviolet from Hubble
Image Credit: NASA, ESA, Hubble; Processing & License: Judy Schmidt
star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...
Image Credit: NASA, ESA, Hubble; Processing & License: Judy Schmidt
star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Jupiter says trans rights
Truly a hilarious quote given the continuity issues/actual soft reboot in his own Alex Rider series
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Truly a hilarious quote given the continuity issues/actual soft reboot in his own Alex Rider series
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
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4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
September 4, 2024 at 4:14 PM
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
Met up with a friend I hadn't seen in a decade this weekend and gosh I love being in my thirties and seeing all my friends coming into their own
September 9, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Met up with a friend I hadn't seen in a decade this weekend and gosh I love being in my thirties and seeing all my friends coming into their own
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Eventually you have to accept that no matter how many different notebooks you buy, they won’t make you a better writer. For that, you need to spend a lot of money on the right pen.
November 20, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Eventually you have to accept that no matter how many different notebooks you buy, they won’t make you a better writer. For that, you need to spend a lot of money on the right pen.
I'd pretty much forgotten I was going round London wearing my TMA T-shirt until a girl on the tube told me she loved my T-shirt and started talking about the show, which was really fun
September 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I'd pretty much forgotten I was going round London wearing my TMA T-shirt until a girl on the tube told me she loved my T-shirt and started talking about the show, which was really fun
Trying not to act too relieved when the recruiter told me they found someone else who was a better fit for the job lmao
August 29, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Trying not to act too relieved when the recruiter told me they found someone else who was a better fit for the job lmao
Dutch politics is a mess omg but i am watching with all the fascination of a person watching a train wreck. Like yeah let's do a vote of no confidence in a government that's already fallen i want to see what happens then
August 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Dutch politics is a mess omg but i am watching with all the fascination of a person watching a train wreck. Like yeah let's do a vote of no confidence in a government that's already fallen i want to see what happens then
Me, two months ago: our model output is too inconsistent to be able to build this fraud check
Fraud team, pulling me into a meeting just now: we build in the check and it's not working because the model output is inconsistent, what's up with that?
Me: 😑
Fraud team, pulling me into a meeting just now: we build in the check and it's not working because the model output is inconsistent, what's up with that?
Me: 😑
August 19, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Me, two months ago: our model output is too inconsistent to be able to build this fraud check
Fraud team, pulling me into a meeting just now: we build in the check and it's not working because the model output is inconsistent, what's up with that?
Me: 😑
Fraud team, pulling me into a meeting just now: we build in the check and it's not working because the model output is inconsistent, what's up with that?
Me: 😑
as a way of coping with the stress of having a job interview I've taken to telling myself it's fine if I don't get it but now I fear I may rock up underprepared because I can't get myself to care anymore and I don't want this stupid job anyway
August 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
as a way of coping with the stress of having a job interview I've taken to telling myself it's fine if I don't get it but now I fear I may rock up underprepared because I can't get myself to care anymore and I don't want this stupid job anyway
Got approached by a recuiter and it might actually be a good job and pays significantly went but also change scary ans i was already bluffing on the phone whoops
July 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Got approached by a recuiter and it might actually be a good job and pays significantly went but also change scary ans i was already bluffing on the phone whoops
Dutch news managing to find the most minor connection to the NL on international stories never gets old lmao
July 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Dutch news managing to find the most minor connection to the NL on international stories never gets old lmao
Can't believe I'm getting sick the night before a trip and there are 3 people carpooling with me lmao. If i can't make it what then lol
June 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Can't believe I'm getting sick the night before a trip and there are 3 people carpooling with me lmao. If i can't make it what then lol
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truth! justice! freedom! reasonably priced love! and a hard-boiled egg!
May 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
truth! justice! freedom! reasonably priced love! and a hard-boiled egg!
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Writing on the back of this photo from my collection says “General Nuisance. Summer 1954”.
May 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Writing on the back of this photo from my collection says “General Nuisance. Summer 1954”.
lmao did not expect to find a random Alex Rider mention in the wild but can definitely recommend it if you want to get back into reading lol
April 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
lmao did not expect to find a random Alex Rider mention in the wild but can definitely recommend it if you want to get back into reading lol
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Last night I decided to start on the Alex Rider series and finished Stormbreaker in one sitting. Just devouring vaguely familiar books I last read over a decade ago, and having a fun time doing it. It's a great reset.
April 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Last night I decided to start on the Alex Rider series and finished Stormbreaker in one sitting. Just devouring vaguely familiar books I last read over a decade ago, and having a fun time doing it. It's a great reset.
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I read too much dense nonfiction and burned out the book reading part of my brain, and it massively impacted on my ability to read for pleasure, but do you know what immediately fixed that and led to my current 2-5 book a week reading spree? Reading old middle grade and YA novels I loved as a kid.
April 8, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I read too much dense nonfiction and burned out the book reading part of my brain, and it massively impacted on my ability to read for pleasure, but do you know what immediately fixed that and led to my current 2-5 book a week reading spree? Reading old middle grade and YA novels I loved as a kid.
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
can't believe i'm at risk of getting back into naruto in 2025
March 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
can't believe i'm at risk of getting back into naruto in 2025
Meeting your childhood bully at the gym is soooo awkward
March 9, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Meeting your childhood bully at the gym is soooo awkward
I'm sooo normal about Naruto (lying)
March 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I'm sooo normal about Naruto (lying)