the gales of rowan
@timesnewrowan.bsky.social
they/them • professional comma shuffler • amateur bagel eater • photo by alex kacha • https://www.timesnewrowan.com/
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Confused Jack Burton is so relatable
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Confused Jack Burton is so relatable
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i don’t love the way you’re all talking about the act of sleeping with ran thru older men because of this tho. there’s nothing wrong with a man who carries a large print pill organizer. who requires three separate levels of glasses to look at his phone for five minutes
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i don’t love the way you’re all talking about the act of sleeping with ran thru older men because of this tho. there’s nothing wrong with a man who carries a large print pill organizer. who requires three separate levels of glasses to look at his phone for five minutes
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speaking as a fundamentally unethical woman similarly burdened with a crippling daddy kink let me just say this is all very funny
November 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
speaking as a fundamentally unethical woman similarly burdened with a crippling daddy kink let me just say this is all very funny
again, we could avoid thousands of such incidents per year if editors were granted license to kill
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
again, we could avoid thousands of such incidents per year if editors were granted license to kill
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I wouldn’t write that shit down in a diary that was already on fire
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I wouldn’t write that shit down in a diary that was already on fire
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every single day that i log on here is less comprehensible than the previous one
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
every single day that i log on here is less comprehensible than the previous one
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[gently holds ur hand and looks deeply into ur eyes] no more epithets
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
[gently holds ur hand and looks deeply into ur eyes] no more epithets
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Editors have a really hard job, and the good ones can make something unreadable readable, and the great ones can make something unreadable into something good. But they're basically invisible, until someone tries to write without one.
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Editors have a really hard job, and the good ones can make something unreadable readable, and the great ones can make something unreadable into something good. But they're basically invisible, until someone tries to write without one.
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grimly resetting my ‘days since some dogshit personal writing went viral and convinced a whole new batch of people that there’s no value in the craft of memoir’ counter back to zero
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
grimly resetting my ‘days since some dogshit personal writing went viral and convinced a whole new batch of people that there’s no value in the craft of memoir’ counter back to zero
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america's mayor
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
america's mayor
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My favorite might be in the first episode of the rebooted Doctor Who in 2005 when Rose Tyler encounters The Doctor and then goes and searches “doctor” and one of the first hits is a website about him
November 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
My favorite might be in the first episode of the rebooted Doctor Who in 2005 when Rose Tyler encounters The Doctor and then goes and searches “doctor” and one of the first hits is a website about him
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i love when people use search engines in movies but i love when people use search engines in hallmark movies most of all
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i love when people use search engines in movies but i love when people use search engines in hallmark movies most of all
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In 1582, a papal bull introduced the Gregorian calendar, still used today by most of the world. Because it’s 11 days ahead of the Julian calendar, countries introducing it simply skipped a third of October, and if you scroll back far enough in the iPhone calendar app you can see it change
December 31, 2024 at 2:41 PM
In 1582, a papal bull introduced the Gregorian calendar, still used today by most of the world. Because it’s 11 days ahead of the Julian calendar, countries introducing it simply skipped a third of October, and if you scroll back far enough in the iPhone calendar app you can see it change
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In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately Taco Bell decree:
Where Blast, the Baja river, ran
So everyone across the land
Could live both más and free
A stately Taco Bell decree:
Where Blast, the Baja river, ran
So everyone across the land
Could live both más and free
January 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately Taco Bell decree:
Where Blast, the Baja river, ran
So everyone across the land
Could live both más and free
A stately Taco Bell decree:
Where Blast, the Baja river, ran
So everyone across the land
Could live both más and free
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STOP asking me if i know whats going on. i dont want to!
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
STOP asking me if i know whats going on. i dont want to!
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Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
every single day that i log on here is less comprehensible than the previous one
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
every single day that i log on here is less comprehensible than the previous one
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paranoia professor
how about koko’s basilisk and its everyone pretending a gorilla can actually use sign language because they’re afraid it will hit them
November 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
paranoia professor
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
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i can only feel god in this chili's if there isn't anyone distracting me
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i can only feel god in this chili's if there isn't anyone distracting me
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November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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I did a tattoo based on @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social ‘s Southern Reach series (my favourite book series ever) yesterday and I’m feeling very excited about it 🐇🥀
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I did a tattoo based on @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social ‘s Southern Reach series (my favourite book series ever) yesterday and I’m feeling very excited about it 🐇🥀
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hachiya persimmons, painted by william henry prestele, 1889
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
hachiya persimmons, painted by william henry prestele, 1889