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the gales of rowan
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gameboy mug! the screen changes when a hot beverage is in it!
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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reddit screencap: ESH. You're both just enabling each other's mental illnesses. You're both perfect for each other. Never change. Just never involve anybody else in what you've got going on.
November 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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boom leopard to the face meme
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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“who the fuck is singing fugazi before 7AM”
lucky the black-and-white cat on his blanket throne making a very disgruntled mid-stretch face
November 7, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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SOMEONE is so proud of himself after waking up early to mash all of mommy’s organs into a fine goo
lucky the black-and-white cat sits atop his blanket throne and grooms himself in an exceedingly self-satisfied manner
November 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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happy five years to all who celebrate
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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gotta do everything myself
destiel meme: castiel: i love you dean: NYC HAS A HOT MAYOR
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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unless??
skeet by @ositanwanevu.bsky.social from Nov. 21, 2023: Interesting. I think New Yorkers should try having a mayor who is good instead, but I understand that’s not part of their culture. quoted skeet by @phillewis.bsky.social from 22 hours earlier on the same day: Andrew Cuomo is reportedly indicating to allies he may want to run for NYC mayor if Eric Adams sinks under the weight of a federal investigation
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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the cover of “a wind in the door” by madeleine l’engle featuring a many-winged, many-eyed depiction of a cherubim
October 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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uh oh
lucky the black-and-white cat approaches the camera at speed, blurrily
October 25, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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this is lucky the cat!!!!!!!! he’s very very good except when he is evil
lucky the cat curled up like a tortellini lucky the cat lying on my foot lucky the cat sleeping on a pillow lucky the cat looking disconsolate (he is waiting for dinner)
October 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Hello
lucky the cat sitting on my chest one centimeter away from my face to indicate his passionate need for breakfast while simultaneously preventing me from doing anything about it
October 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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tumblr post by sorcerousmotes: when stephen king dies you have an hour and forty five minutes to get out of Maine before it explodes
October 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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tumblr replies from bouchardelias: wait a second i gotta google something yeah ok this is funny
October 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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October 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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title screen with text (and extraneous hyphen): tonight’s episode: THE WRITER’S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH
October 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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once again it is time to think about the phantom of the opera orchestra pit www.thisamericanlife.org/796/transcript
But at the end of 30 years sitting just inches away from your coworkers, you lose all sense of proportion. Your enemies turn into monsters. For Melanie, the monster in the pit was always a trumpet player named Francis Bonny. Everything he did drove Melanie nuts, from the black biking shorts he wore in the pit, to always eating his dinner in the locker room with his back turned to her. Melanie Feld: Francis was a miserable son of a bitch. And at a certain point, he started wearing--like, he put this black shade on the side of his glasses. And he's wearing those things because he doesn't want to see me, right? That's why he's wear-- I really, truly believe this. Francis Bonny: You spoke with Melanie! Oh! Jay Caspian Kang: (LAUGHING) Yeah, yeah, we did. I understand that you two did not have the best relationship. One of the things that she told us was that you basically made an eye patch, so that you wouldn't have to look at her. Is this a true story that she's telling us? Francis Bonny: I did do that at some point. But that wasn't just because of Melanie. She's taking it too personally. It was actually anybody that was on my right.
October 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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he doesn’t even know he’s sleeping on his own ear 😭
lucky the cat asleep all curled up. one of his ears is folded beneath his tiny perfect head
October 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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snzzz
lucky the black-and-white cat sleeping with his back paws curled so cutely and one paw over his nose
October 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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page from phonogram about “atomic” by blondie
September 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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this is where i post from
geolocation pin dropped right in the middle of water as far as the eye can see
September 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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DINNER MOTHER
lucky the cat standing one micrometer behind me and looking forlorn as i make a PBJ lucky the cat standing one micrometer behind me and looking forlorn as i make a PBJ, zoomed in more lucky the cat standing one micrometer behind me and looking forlorn as i make a PBJ, zoomed in until his sadness fills the screen lucky the cat’s reproachful and unrelenting stare
September 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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(h/t @falseknees.bsky.social)
photo of a plant with electrodes attached and a jointed arm wielding a machete with the headline “this plant can defend itself using its own ‘thoughts’ to control a giant machete” comic by falseknees.com titled “house plants” with a house plant that has one tendril slowly reaching for a kitchen knife
September 15, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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shramp
lucky the cat curled up with his legs straight out like a shrimp’s tail
September 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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“the death of sherlock holmes” as illustrated by sidney paget. holmes and moriarty are going over the falls together
September 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM