goblán peile ⚽
@ianthe.online
(ee-AWN-tay, IPA: /iˈjɔnteɪ/)
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absolute football goblin⚽️
(Clapton CFC❤️🤍 • Reading💙🤍 • Celtic🍀)
girl/gyal/cailín but ❌not a woman/lady/ma'am
síad/they/she/xe
foghlaimeoir na Gaeilge 🇮🇪
🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼 🐘: jorts.horse/@yaya 🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼
🛒: yawnty.threadless.com
🇧🇿🏴 Ⓐh+
absolute football goblin⚽️
(Clapton CFC❤️🤍 • Reading💙🤍 • Celtic🍀)
girl/gyal/cailín but ❌not a woman/lady/ma'am
síad/they/she/xe
foghlaimeoir na Gaeilge 🇮🇪
🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼 🐘: jorts.horse/@yaya 🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼
🛒: yawnty.threadless.com
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goblán peile ⚽
@ianthe.online
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Because I can only have one pinned post (unlike masto), in the replies to this you will find:
1⃣. My guide for migrating to Mastodon and away from this hell site
2⃣. The collected receipts of Pedoboy von Rapethreat
1⃣. My guide for migrating to Mastodon and away from this hell site
2⃣. The collected receipts of Pedoboy von Rapethreat
RIGHT I REALLY AM GOING TO BED NOW I HAVE TO STOP BEING CONSCIOUS
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
RIGHT I REALLY AM GOING TO BED NOW I HAVE TO STOP BEING CONSCIOUS
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I caught my wife shouting 'nonce' at our dog. Apparently she had no idea what it really meant and has been doing it for years in public thinking it was just what you said when someone was naughty.
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I caught my wife shouting 'nonce' at our dog. Apparently she had no idea what it really meant and has been doing it for years in public thinking it was just what you said when someone was naughty.
fuck it you're USbeks now. sorry Uzbekistan
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 AM
fuck it you're USbeks now. sorry Uzbekistan
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wow USian sounds like Asian. Flemish sounds like Jewish. Chinese sounds like Maltese. Pakistani sounds like Dagestani. it's almost like demonyms tend to have a handful of suffixes. American sounds like Costa Rican so best to rule that out too
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
wow USian sounds like Asian. Flemish sounds like Jewish. Chinese sounds like Maltese. Pakistani sounds like Dagestani. it's almost like demonyms tend to have a handful of suffixes. American sounds like Costa Rican so best to rule that out too
I have to stop scrolling and just put my football audiobook on and go to sleep
not bc im exhausted of yank shit
not bc it's 5am and I have things to do today
but because I just seen a post that said imagine shagging like keir starmer and I can't bear to remain conscious after that
not bc im exhausted of yank shit
not bc it's 5am and I have things to do today
but because I just seen a post that said imagine shagging like keir starmer and I can't bear to remain conscious after that
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I have to stop scrolling and just put my football audiobook on and go to sleep
not bc im exhausted of yank shit
not bc it's 5am and I have things to do today
but because I just seen a post that said imagine shagging like keir starmer and I can't bear to remain conscious after that
not bc im exhausted of yank shit
not bc it's 5am and I have things to do today
but because I just seen a post that said imagine shagging like keir starmer and I can't bear to remain conscious after that
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Not today Americans
Not today
Not today
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Not today Americans
Not today
Not today
what are we, a bunch of Asians??
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 AM
what are we, a bunch of Asians??
I cannot get my Belizean citizenship fast enough lmao tá mé tuirseach de bheith Meiriceánach tá am Beilíseach anois
the fuck was there to read? you haven't made a single cogent point lmao
i'm a mixed american being racist by saying yank
incredible
i'm a mixed american being racist by saying yank
incredible
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I cannot get my Belizean citizenship fast enough lmao tá mé tuirseach de bheith Meiriceánach tá am Beilíseach anois
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“I’ll roast the shit out of them in the comments” oh no please fuck don’t do that I am scared of your epic roasts
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 AM
“I’ll roast the shit out of them in the comments” oh no please fuck don’t do that I am scared of your epic roasts
i gcónaí leis na muc-madraí Meiriceánacha. is fuath liom sinn uaireanta lmao
When trump was elected, there was a lady on here that got popular doing the "wow america" posts every day and she kept calling us "yanks" and it really felt some type of racist that I couldn't put my finger on.
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 AM
i gcónaí leis na muc-madraí Meiriceánacha. is fuath liom sinn uaireanta lmao
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🎵
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
bovril amphetemines
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
the great thing abt being obsessed with football⚽ is it makes me deeply unrelatable to most other Americans & when I go abroad everyone treats me like their pet American that they're v proud of. when I tell people they don't have to say soccer around me they act like I made a fridge worthy drawing
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 AM
the great thing abt being obsessed with football⚽ is it makes me deeply unrelatable to most other Americans & when I go abroad everyone treats me like their pet American that they're v proud of. when I tell people they don't have to say soccer around me they act like I made a fridge worthy drawing
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The smol bean expansionist empire strikes again
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
The smol bean expansionist empire strikes again
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the only roast i care to hear about comes with unlimited yorkshire puddings
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
the only roast i care to hear about comes with unlimited yorkshire puddings
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USA COPIUM LEVEL: MAXIMUM ¤ UNINVENTED MEASELS PREVENTION ¤ SCHOOL CURRICULUM BY WALMART PTY LTD ¤ VACATED SOCIETY AND FACTORY FOR DEAD MALLS 90 MILES FROM CIVILISATION ¤ ONE MILLION COVID DEATHS
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
USA COPIUM LEVEL: MAXIMUM ¤ UNINVENTED MEASELS PREVENTION ¤ SCHOOL CURRICULUM BY WALMART PTY LTD ¤ VACATED SOCIETY AND FACTORY FOR DEAD MALLS 90 MILES FROM CIVILISATION ¤ ONE MILLION COVID DEATHS
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I saw some horrible copy on a Chili's menu tonight:
HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I saw some horrible copy on a Chili's menu tonight:
HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
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Yank is a racial slur.
When trump was elected, there was a lady on here that got popular doing the "wow america" posts every day and she kept calling us "yanks" and it really felt some type of racist that I couldn't put my finger on.
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Yank is a racial slur.
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In those dreary H-Block cages ten brave young Irishmen lay
Hungering for justice as their young lives ebbed away,
For their rights as Irish soldiers and to free their native land
They stood beside their leader - the gallant Bobby Sands 🇮🇪 🎶
Hungering for justice as their young lives ebbed away,
For their rights as Irish soldiers and to free their native land
They stood beside their leader - the gallant Bobby Sands 🇮🇪 🎶
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 AM
In those dreary H-Block cages ten brave young Irishmen lay
Hungering for justice as their young lives ebbed away,
For their rights as Irish soldiers and to free their native land
They stood beside their leader - the gallant Bobby Sands 🇮🇪 🎶
Hungering for justice as their young lives ebbed away,
For their rights as Irish soldiers and to free their native land
They stood beside their leader - the gallant Bobby Sands 🇮🇪 🎶
we got there eventually
Hoople Nov 25, 2025: 6/6
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www.celticnewsnow.com/hoople/
#hoople #celtic #celticfc @celticnewsnow.com
Hoople Nov 25, 2025: 6/6
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www.celticnewsnow.com/hoople/
#hoople #celtic #celticfc @celticnewsnow.com
Hoople - a word game for Celtic fans
Guess the Hoople in six tries. Play a new puzzle every day to build up your streak and reach the top of the Hoople leaderboard.
www.celticnewsnow.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
we got there eventually
Hoople Nov 25, 2025: 6/6
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#hoople #celtic #celticfc @celticnewsnow.com
Hoople Nov 25, 2025: 6/6
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www.celticnewsnow.com/hoople/
#hoople #celtic #celticfc @celticnewsnow.com
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useless party for losers, it deserves to lose.
New Hampshire - Democratic Presidential Polling:
Buttigieg: 28%
Newsom: 24%
Harris: 6%
Pritzker: 4%
Booker: 4%
Shapiro: 3%
Klobuchar: 2%
Beshear: 2%
Whitmer: 2%
St. Anselm / Nov 19, 2025
Buttigieg: 28%
Newsom: 24%
Harris: 6%
Pritzker: 4%
Booker: 4%
Shapiro: 3%
Klobuchar: 2%
Beshear: 2%
Whitmer: 2%
St. Anselm / Nov 19, 2025
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
useless party for losers, it deserves to lose.
can someone summarize who isaac chotiner is and what is happening
my entire for you feed is chotiner comments and i just
wanna be included lmao
my entire for you feed is chotiner comments and i just
wanna be included lmao
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
can someone summarize who isaac chotiner is and what is happening
my entire for you feed is chotiner comments and i just
wanna be included lmao
my entire for you feed is chotiner comments and i just
wanna be included lmao
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Just because you bought some fonts and some stock photos does not mean you know what to do with those things. Either learn how to do it pretty well or hire someone (though the latter will almost always provide much better results).
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Just because you bought some fonts and some stock photos does not mean you know what to do with those things. Either learn how to do it pretty well or hire someone (though the latter will almost always provide much better results).
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No matter what you eat for the holidays, please never:
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
No matter what you eat for the holidays, please never:
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace