Pete Hewitt
@iamnotniles.bsky.social
I have too many bags for life
Senior Content Designer at NS&I.
Enemy of FAQs. Vanquisher of PDFs.
Senior Content Designer at NS&I.
Enemy of FAQs. Vanquisher of PDFs.
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I like how the caption on this photo reads as if he's making a claim that could not be independently verified.
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I like how the caption on this photo reads as if he's making a claim that could not be independently verified.
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an egg and cheese McMuffin is three pounds forty now? why not take my firstborn next, McDonald's? why not curse my entire bloodline?
September 2, 2025 at 8:30 AM
an egg and cheese McMuffin is three pounds forty now? why not take my firstborn next, McDonald's? why not curse my entire bloodline?
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Thanks google AI but I meant to type “shut”…
August 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Thanks google AI but I meant to type “shut”…
I leave the web team and AOL dies. Coincidence? I think not.
So apparently we are within the last 60 days of dial-up AOL being a thing.
help.aol.com/articles/dia...
ht @mat.tl
help.aol.com/articles/dia...
ht @mat.tl
August 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I leave the web team and AOL dies. Coincidence? I think not.
didn't realise Variety had been bought by Reach
I love reading! on the internet
August 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
didn't realise Variety had been bought by Reach
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The two greatest evils known to mankind, A.I. and the person directly in front of you in line at the post office, have finally teamed up. We’re done.
Woman in line in front of me at the post office is not happy about the cost of shipping. She just whipped out her phone, asked ChatGPT how much it thinks the shipping should cost, and is trying to get the mailman to honor that price.
July 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The two greatest evils known to mankind, A.I. and the person directly in front of you in line at the post office, have finally teamed up. We’re done.
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join the fucking queue
Thames Water 'extremely stressed', warns boss amid huge losses
Thames Water 'extremely stressed', warns boss amid huge losses
The company's future remains uncertain as it posts losses of £1.65bn for the year to March.
www.bbc.com
July 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
join the fucking queue
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a highly underrated type of friend is the one with the forthright courage to order dessert first at a group dinner where the mood around dessert is still uncertain
July 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
a highly underrated type of friend is the one with the forthright courage to order dessert first at a group dinner where the mood around dessert is still uncertain
Today's random #ContentDesign job is to track down any references to "leave to remain" now that the Home Office have (correctly) decided that its a stupid phrase and it should be "permission to stay" instead.
On a related note, is it also finally time to remove "or Tier 4" from the website?
On a related note, is it also finally time to remove "or Tier 4" from the website?
July 9, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Today's random #ContentDesign job is to track down any references to "leave to remain" now that the Home Office have (correctly) decided that its a stupid phrase and it should be "permission to stay" instead.
On a related note, is it also finally time to remove "or Tier 4" from the website?
On a related note, is it also finally time to remove "or Tier 4" from the website?
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fair play, that’s a decent signing
May 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
fair play, that’s a decent signing
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👏I 👏 do👏 not👏 want👏 to👏 watch👏a👏 four👏 minute👏 video👏 to👏 find👏out👏 how👏 to👏 import👏 files👏 into👏 your👏 software👏 write 👏a👏 damn👏 manual.👏
May 7, 2025 at 8:22 AM
👏I 👏 do👏 not👏 want👏 to👏 watch👏a👏 four👏 minute👏 video👏 to👏 find👏out👏 how👏 to👏 import👏 files👏 into👏 your👏 software👏 write 👏a👏 damn👏 manual.👏
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Did they try to skip forward to Part 4 as soon as the programme started thereby triggering another commercial break to start playing?
May 2, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Did they try to skip forward to Part 4 as soon as the programme started thereby triggering another commercial break to start playing?
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1966: West Monkseaton Station
April 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
1966: West Monkseaton Station
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as a French-born journalist who's covered several French elections, I'd be more than happy to appear on your news TV programmes today and do the running man for as long as you're willing to keep the camera on me, without ever breaking eye contact with the lens
March 31, 2025 at 10:51 AM
as a French-born journalist who's covered several French elections, I'd be more than happy to appear on your news TV programmes today and do the running man for as long as you're willing to keep the camera on me, without ever breaking eye contact with the lens
Another Brick in The Wall. It's the kids voices. They go right through me every time.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 30, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Another Brick in The Wall. It's the kids voices. They go right through me every time.
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I can’t recommend the weird, almost body-horror gruesomeness of this episode on mincemeat enough, but my biggest takeaway is that Fanny Craddock appears to have perfected an aesthetic that can only be described as “Samurai Thatcher”.
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
December 22, 2024 at 8:06 AM
I can’t recommend the weird, almost body-horror gruesomeness of this episode on mincemeat enough, but my biggest takeaway is that Fanny Craddock appears to have perfected an aesthetic that can only be described as “Samurai Thatcher”.
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
The saddest part of moving to Bluesky is that Greggs no longer follows me.
November 19, 2024 at 11:05 PM
The saddest part of moving to Bluesky is that Greggs no longer follows me.