Horror Archaeologist 🇺🇦🇵🇸
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I work in the museum field and love horror movies. I am liberal and know that the earth is round, we've been to the moon, evolution is a fact and vaccines save lives. NO DMs! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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On the plus side, if Trump uses the same method to vet the knowledge, skill and expertise for the new pilots of Airforce One, it should be a short administration.
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[gentle voice] babe. babe, wake up- i made you some hotel room coffee with sink water
April 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
[gentle voice] babe. babe, wake up- i made you some hotel room coffee with sink water
When Kristi Noem enters a dog adoption center.
May 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
When Kristi Noem enters a dog adoption center.
I think we're just one medical conspiracy away from people blaming diseases on Witches and Vampires again.
May 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I think we're just one medical conspiracy away from people blaming diseases on Witches and Vampires again.
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[hearing police sirens in the distance] omg babe they're playing our song
May 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
[hearing police sirens in the distance] omg babe they're playing our song
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When I was little, my mom used to come home from work, go straight to her room, and lie down by herself in the dark. I get it now.
May 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
When I was little, my mom used to come home from work, go straight to her room, and lie down by herself in the dark. I get it now.
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[Christian Bale Batman grabbing and yelling at Kermit the Frog]
"THE RAINBOW CONNECTION?!? WHERE IS IT?!?"
"THE RAINBOW CONNECTION?!? WHERE IS IT?!?"
May 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
[Christian Bale Batman grabbing and yelling at Kermit the Frog]
"THE RAINBOW CONNECTION?!? WHERE IS IT?!?"
"THE RAINBOW CONNECTION?!? WHERE IS IT?!?"
Where the fuck are people finding all this "footage"?
May 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Where the fuck are people finding all this "footage"?
Scotty, beam me the fuck outta here!
May 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Scotty, beam me the fuck outta here!
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When a women tells me her name, I always follow up with, "Oh, like the cheese?" no matter what her name is.
April 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
When a women tells me her name, I always follow up with, "Oh, like the cheese?" no matter what her name is.
YouTube: Fewer ad breaks for this long video.
Me: LIAR!
Me: LIAR!
April 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
YouTube: Fewer ad breaks for this long video.
Me: LIAR!
Me: LIAR!
Car pool means something completely different to the ultra rich.
April 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Car pool means something completely different to the ultra rich.
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I think Nathan Lane would be a fabulous pope…
April 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I think Nathan Lane would be a fabulous pope…
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an indie escort service called death cab for booty.
April 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
an indie escort service called death cab for booty.
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wearing my best sweatpants to this job interview because I don’t want to seem unapproachable
April 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
wearing my best sweatpants to this job interview because I don’t want to seem unapproachable
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[1513 BC]
kid: I don’t have to follow your stupid rules. it’s not like they’re written in stone
Moses: what
kid: I don’t have to follow your stupid rules. it’s not like they’re written in stone
Moses: what
April 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
[1513 BC]
kid: I don’t have to follow your stupid rules. it’s not like they’re written in stone
Moses: what
kid: I don’t have to follow your stupid rules. it’s not like they’re written in stone
Moses: what
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My investment in doomsday clocks is looking pretty savvy.
April 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My investment in doomsday clocks is looking pretty savvy.
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traditionally, one of the strongest negotiating positions is when the entire world viscerally hates you
April 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
traditionally, one of the strongest negotiating positions is when the entire world viscerally hates you
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PRO TIP: if you run out of peanut butter just chew up a bunch of peanuts and spit it onto your bread
April 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
PRO TIP: if you run out of peanut butter just chew up a bunch of peanuts and spit it onto your bread
Take THAT, Penguins.
April 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Take THAT, Penguins.
Not to get political, but our planet is spherical, we've been to the moon, and the earth is approximately 4.5 billion years old.
April 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Not to get political, but our planet is spherical, we've been to the moon, and the earth is approximately 4.5 billion years old.
Y'all better start using the English words for taco, burrito, nachos, and enchiladas before you're sent to a slave labor prison in El Salvador.
April 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Y'all better start using the English words for taco, burrito, nachos, and enchiladas before you're sent to a slave labor prison in El Salvador.
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sorry i yelled crouching tiger hidden dragon when you fell down the stairs
March 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
sorry i yelled crouching tiger hidden dragon when you fell down the stairs
I'm starting to think that the "great America" they long for is Pleasantville before Tobey Maguire and Reese Witherspoon showed up.
March 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I'm starting to think that the "great America" they long for is Pleasantville before Tobey Maguire and Reese Witherspoon showed up.
General Eisenhower: ⛈️⏳️🪂💣💥
President Roosevelt: Well, damn! Ike says we have to postpone D-Day because of bad weather.
President Roosevelt: Well, damn! Ike says we have to postpone D-Day because of bad weather.
March 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
General Eisenhower: ⛈️⏳️🪂💣💥
President Roosevelt: Well, damn! Ike says we have to postpone D-Day because of bad weather.
President Roosevelt: Well, damn! Ike says we have to postpone D-Day because of bad weather.
All I know is, I ordered a diet Pepsi at Taco Bell, asked them to hold the ice, and the next thing I know, I'm in an El Salvadoran prison asking Red to smuggle in a rock hammer.
March 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
All I know is, I ordered a diet Pepsi at Taco Bell, asked them to hold the ice, and the next thing I know, I'm in an El Salvadoran prison asking Red to smuggle in a rock hammer.