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@hootmess.bsky.social
[she/they/he] genderfluid mess, don’t worry about it.
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Who else up just straight skitchin'
September 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Who else up just straight skitchin'
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THEY DEFORMED ME, COOP. REDUCED ME DOWN TO ONLY MY MOST RECOGNIZABLE CHARACTERISTICS. I’M A CUTESY SHELL OF MY FORMER SELF. THE BOYS AT QUANTICO ARE CALLING ME A “CHEE-BEE.” I’M SEVEN CENTIMETERS TALL, COOP. 150 GRAMS OF VINYL PLASTIC.
September 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
THEY DEFORMED ME, COOP. REDUCED ME DOWN TO ONLY MY MOST RECOGNIZABLE CHARACTERISTICS. I’M A CUTESY SHELL OF MY FORMER SELF. THE BOYS AT QUANTICO ARE CALLING ME A “CHEE-BEE.” I’M SEVEN CENTIMETERS TALL, COOP. 150 GRAMS OF VINYL PLASTIC.
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It Saturday! 📺
Post a cartoon TV series you love
Courage The Cowardly Dog is still one of my all-time favorite cartoons and it made such a massive impact on me as a kid. Real gateway to horror.
Post a cartoon TV series you love
Courage The Cowardly Dog is still one of my all-time favorite cartoons and it made such a massive impact on me as a kid. Real gateway to horror.
September 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It Saturday! 📺
Post a cartoon TV series you love
Courage The Cowardly Dog is still one of my all-time favorite cartoons and it made such a massive impact on me as a kid. Real gateway to horror.
Post a cartoon TV series you love
Courage The Cowardly Dog is still one of my all-time favorite cartoons and it made such a massive impact on me as a kid. Real gateway to horror.
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Reading so much here about skilled, deeply experienced translators being reduced to much-lower-paying machine translation post-editing (MTPE) — fixing a first-round AI translation.
Reminds me of the tremendous labor + frustration of *undoing* a bad copyedit (whether performed by human or machine)
Reminds me of the tremendous labor + frustration of *undoing* a bad copyedit (whether performed by human or machine)
AI Killed My Job: Translators
Few industries have been hit by AI as hard as translation. Rates are plummeting. Work is drying up. Translators are considering abandoning the field, or bankruptcy. These are their stories.
www.bloodinthemachine.com
September 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Reading so much here about skilled, deeply experienced translators being reduced to much-lower-paying machine translation post-editing (MTPE) — fixing a first-round AI translation.
Reminds me of the tremendous labor + frustration of *undoing* a bad copyedit (whether performed by human or machine)
Reminds me of the tremendous labor + frustration of *undoing* a bad copyedit (whether performed by human or machine)
I’ll say it.
Charlie Kirk was the architect of his own demise. A lot of people are uncomfortable with that, because they wanted to be just like him.
Charlie Kirk was the architect of his own demise. A lot of people are uncomfortable with that, because they wanted to be just like him.
September 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I’ll say it.
Charlie Kirk was the architect of his own demise. A lot of people are uncomfortable with that, because they wanted to be just like him.
Charlie Kirk was the architect of his own demise. A lot of people are uncomfortable with that, because they wanted to be just like him.
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10/10, no notes @vinnythomas.bsky.social
August 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
10/10, no notes @vinnythomas.bsky.social
Hey guys, this is another one that’s very close to their goal!
August 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Hey guys, this is another one that’s very close to their goal!
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Summer heat, fierce and unrelenting, calls you to water. Calm. Cool. It exists as temptation. You want to dangle your feet in it. You want to shed your clothes and swim. Yet parental scarelore runs deep. This is the territory of Stay Belows, Necks and Red Maidens. This is a dangerous place.
July 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Summer heat, fierce and unrelenting, calls you to water. Calm. Cool. It exists as temptation. You want to dangle your feet in it. You want to shed your clothes and swim. Yet parental scarelore runs deep. This is the territory of Stay Belows, Necks and Red Maidens. This is a dangerous place.
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Nosferatiramisu
January 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Nosferatiramisu
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A very strange thing I have noticed over the years: when you develop a condition that neither of your parents seem to have, they will not believe you for a very long time.
July 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
A very strange thing I have noticed over the years: when you develop a condition that neither of your parents seem to have, they will not believe you for a very long time.
Hey guys, Ahmed is very close to this gofundme goal! I’ve sent a little bit, but it would be awesome if enough of us can get this done.
July 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Hey guys, Ahmed is very close to this gofundme goal! I’ve sent a little bit, but it would be awesome if enough of us can get this done.
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I’m sure I’m not the first person to make this joke, but some journalists really do talk about Mamdani the way J. Jonah Jameson talks about Spider-Man
July 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I’m sure I’m not the first person to make this joke, but some journalists really do talk about Mamdani the way J. Jonah Jameson talks about Spider-Man
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Ever feel like paying your taxes is just funding the circus, or is just me?
June 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Ever feel like paying your taxes is just funding the circus, or is just me?
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June 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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The biggest existential threat to global peace is Trump’s deficient mental capacity, therefore the only regime change the world needs is right here in the U. S. of A.
June 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The biggest existential threat to global peace is Trump’s deficient mental capacity, therefore the only regime change the world needs is right here in the U. S. of A.
Anyone else notice our shithead in office keeps pulling dick moves right before a weekend so that people hopefully dont pay as much attention?
June 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Anyone else notice our shithead in office keeps pulling dick moves right before a weekend so that people hopefully dont pay as much attention?
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EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker.
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
June 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker.
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
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I'm not a masochist I'm just really good at pain and suffering
June 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I'm not a masochist I'm just really good at pain and suffering
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Earlier today I ate a Costco sausage like a huge slut
June 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Earlier today I ate a Costco sausage like a huge slut
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If I get a breast augmentation, I'm gonna make em install a pair of these in them
June 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
If I get a breast augmentation, I'm gonna make em install a pair of these in them