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Hootmess 🇺🇦🇵🇸
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[she/they/he] genderfluid mess, don’t worry about it.
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Oh no
Entry form from school “Uranus Opus”, district # “75309” with a fake DEI Snitch report saying “You won’t believe this! The children out here are all different shapes, sizes, and colors. As are the teachers. The principals. The citizens! I added an image that might help.” Image of 0.25 oz of lanolin nipple cream.
February 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Anyways: every time I remember McGucket went crazy after seeing Bill without an exoskeleton, I keep thinking of that one scene in Star Wars with Vader’s helmet.
Seen through a gap between door panels, we see the back of Darth Vader’s head with bald and hideously scarred skin. His helmet is held above, about to be set securely into place.
November 26, 2024 at 8:35 PM