Suburban Death March
@suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com
Hi, I'm Jason (he/him)
Middle aged musician dad making very weird music and stickers in the SF East Bay (and playing in a couple of live bands too!).
https://linktr.ee/suburbandeathmarch
ACAB/Punch Nazis/Hail Satan/guillotines for the rich/Free Luigi
Middle aged musician dad making very weird music and stickers in the SF East Bay (and playing in a couple of live bands too!).
https://linktr.ee/suburbandeathmarch
ACAB/Punch Nazis/Hail Satan/guillotines for the rich/Free Luigi
Pinned
Reposting this video clip about my upcoming cassette release for reasons. It drops like a blade on oligarchs’ necks on Bastille Day 7/14! It’s an hour of experimental industrial doom and the soundtrack for Hot Commie Summer!p
#musiciansky #freeluigi
#musiciansky #freeluigi
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I don't actually think we can claim to have a good civilization until we can exist without having to add value
I don’t know who is ready to hear this but people don’t have to add value
Like people should also be allowed to exist for free
Like people should also be allowed to exist for free
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I don't actually think we can claim to have a good civilization until we can exist without having to add value
Don’t forget to stock up at your local dispo today!
This Thanksgiving, weed smokers are grateful for ‘Green Wednesday’ | CNN Business
The day before Thanksgiving is the second-largest day for cannabis sales in the US. Here’s why families are toking together.
cnn.it
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Don’t forget to stock up at your local dispo today!
Oh fun, look who just slid into the DMs!
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Oh fun, look who just slid into the DMs!
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
*Aqualung riff*
Well this is just heartwarming!
Several ICE Agents Horribly Disemboweled During Attempt to Deport GWAR Back to Scumdoggia
Several ICE agents had their internal organs forcibly removed during a recent raid on “The Slave Pit,” home of the extraterrestrial rock band GWAR.
thehardtimes.net
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Well this is just heartwarming!
Drop some FOOTWEAR 👠🖤👟
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Drop some FOOTWEAR 👠🖤👟
Shakira Law coming next!
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Shakira Law coming next!
Didn’t have time to post this during moving day, but we found this little guy under our outdoor bin
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Didn’t have time to post this during moving day, but we found this little guy under our outdoor bin
We’ve spent the last two nights at the new place and while we’re still unpacking and dealing with more stuff from the old place and storage, someone is already quite at home here!
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
We’ve spent the last two nights at the new place and while we’re still unpacking and dealing with more stuff from the old place and storage, someone is already quite at home here!
Aw man, so long Jimmy!
Jimmy Cliff - Guns Of Brixton
YouTube video by Curb Stomp Radio
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Aw man, so long Jimmy!
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Share a TV show you love with a great Thanksgiving themed episode.
My choice: As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
My choice: As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Share a TV show you love with a great Thanksgiving themed episode.
My choice: As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
My choice: As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
Taking a short break from packing this house up for tomorrow’s move to post this dank public service announcement. Not even one marijuana at Thanksgiving, people!
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Taking a short break from packing this house up for tomorrow’s move to post this dank public service announcement. Not even one marijuana at Thanksgiving, people!
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw
Patti Smith
The Chameleons
Swans
Pixies
The English Beat/Camper Van Beethoven/Ozomotli/Cracker
Patti Smith
The Chameleons
Swans
Pixies
The English Beat/Camper Van Beethoven/Ozomotli/Cracker
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw
Alabama Shakes
Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds
Valerie June
Kim Deal
Over the Rhine
Alabama Shakes
Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds
Valerie June
Kim Deal
Over the Rhine
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw
Minus the Bear
Burning Airlines
Coalesce
Russian Circles
Foxing
Minus the Bear
Burning Airlines
Coalesce
Russian Circles
Foxing
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw
Patti Smith
The Chameleons
Swans
Pixies
The English Beat/Camper Van Beethoven/Ozomotli/Cracker
Patti Smith
The Chameleons
Swans
Pixies
The English Beat/Camper Van Beethoven/Ozomotli/Cracker
Can I just say that moving is a giant pain in the ass? 0/10 do not recommend boxes and bins and driving back and forth and eating all the shitty takeout and aches and pains all fueled with stimulants. Fuuuuuuuck!
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Can I just say that moving is a giant pain in the ass? 0/10 do not recommend boxes and bins and driving back and forth and eating all the shitty takeout and aches and pains all fueled with stimulants. Fuuuuuuuck!
Oh Captain my Captain
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Oh Captain my Captain
Top 5 film genres:
-couple of fuckups stumble to greatness
-scantily clad women terrorize squares
-everyone is a mutant!
-singing and dancing and murder!
-dark European art house films about ugly American history
-couple of fuckups stumble to greatness
-scantily clad women terrorize squares
-everyone is a mutant!
-singing and dancing and murder!
-dark European art house films about ugly American history
Top five film genres
-this animation was NOT made for children
-marginalized identity vengeance fantasy
-what if magic improved reality somewhat
-what if science wasn't fascism
-is it deep or are you high or both
-this animation was NOT made for children
-marginalized identity vengeance fantasy
-what if magic improved reality somewhat
-what if science wasn't fascism
-is it deep or are you high or both
top five film genres:
-I probably shouldn't have watched all these body horror movies at age 7
-gays save the hopeless straights and their boring ass lives
-cocaine wrote the script for this one
-muscle guy in situations his muscles can't solve like, ya know, baking or something
-guy punches stuff
-I probably shouldn't have watched all these body horror movies at age 7
-gays save the hopeless straights and their boring ass lives
-cocaine wrote the script for this one
-muscle guy in situations his muscles can't solve like, ya know, baking or something
-guy punches stuff
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Top 5 film genres:
-couple of fuckups stumble to greatness
-scantily clad women terrorize squares
-everyone is a mutant!
-singing and dancing and murder!
-dark European art house films about ugly American history
-couple of fuckups stumble to greatness
-scantily clad women terrorize squares
-everyone is a mutant!
-singing and dancing and murder!
-dark European art house films about ugly American history
Professor, what’s another word for pirate treasure?
November 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Professor, what’s another word for pirate treasure?
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When a politician dies everyone fawns over them. Few remember their involvement in the genocide of the fry guys.
McCheese should have faced the Food Court for his crimes.
McCheese should have faced the Food Court for his crimes.
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
When a politician dies everyone fawns over them. Few remember their involvement in the genocide of the fry guys.
McCheese should have faced the Food Court for his crimes.
McCheese should have faced the Food Court for his crimes.
RIP Mayor McCheese. It wasn’t easy being cheesy, but you showed great leadership in combating the wave of hamburlaries in McDonaldland. It’s a damn shame that you died before we could ever figure out just what the fuck Grimace is!
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
RIP Mayor McCheese. It wasn’t easy being cheesy, but you showed great leadership in combating the wave of hamburlaries in McDonaldland. It’s a damn shame that you died before we could ever figure out just what the fuck Grimace is!
Jason, 53, lives in a bottom floor claustrophobic shithole in the heart of Alameda where the upstairs neighbor cackles like a demented witch and Terrorist Chic and Watchmen, 2 books he was reading while pooping, sit on the toilet tank. He smokes mids like an Andy Frasco song come to life.
h/T to @baddestmamajama.bsky.social who did this and really made me laugh:
Olivia Nuzzi bio Mad Libs
GO
Olivia Nuzzi bio Mad Libs
GO
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Jason, 53, lives in a bottom floor claustrophobic shithole in the heart of Alameda where the upstairs neighbor cackles like a demented witch and Terrorist Chic and Watchmen, 2 books he was reading while pooping, sit on the toilet tank. He smokes mids like an Andy Frasco song come to life.
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“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for 30 Seconds Before Vanishing Day to all who celebrate! #SciArt
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for 30 Seconds Before Vanishing Day to all who celebrate! #SciArt
Replace prisons with psychedelic therapy.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Replace prisons with psychedelic therapy.