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Suburban Death March
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Hi, I'm Jason (he/him)
Middle aged musician dad making very weird music and stickers in the SF East Bay (and playing in a couple of live bands too!).
https://linktr.ee/suburbandeathmarch
ACAB/Punch Nazis/Hail Satan/guillotines for the rich/Free Luigi
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A Facebook post from LOCAL 12, WKRC-TV Doctors recommend taking "a fart walk" on Thanksgiving. Picture is a blurry shot of a person walking past trees with a yellow orange tint
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Oh fun, look who just slid into the DMs!
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November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Drop some FOOTWEAR 👠🖤👟
Front, back, and side views of a tall high heeled leather boot with spikes out the sides, mirror pies up the front, and a dragon head with fangs at the toe
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Shakira Law coming next!
A photo of Zohran Mamdami smiling in front of an American flag. Text reads -ARABIC NUMERALS ARE JUST THE BEGINNING I ALSO PLAN ON GIVING DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE TO ALL CHILDREN IN NEW YORK
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Didn’t have time to post this during moving day, but we found this little guy under our outdoor bin
A newt on the moist ground with leaves.
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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We’ve spent the last two nights at the new place and while we’re still unpacking and dealing with more stuff from the old place and storage, someone is already quite at home here!
A chonky black cat named Jenny, sitting on a striped chair under a hanging tiki lamp. There’s a pillow with a black cat embroidered on it behind her. A close up shot of Jenny the chonky black cat on a striped chair with an embroidered black cat pillow behind her.
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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@memesofthedan.bsky.social
A tweet from Phan2112 @Horror_Phan That shitty Beatles Yesterday movie but its one guy who knows all of Steely Dan's music but its really hard to play and record so he just can't show anyone
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Text above photo reads: Back in my day we didn't have Uber, we just picked up people in need and gave them a ride... Photo is a black and white of Aileen Wournos in a prison uniform, sitting at a table and smiling at the camera.
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Taking a short break from packing this house up for tomorrow’s move to post this dank public service announcement. Not even one marijuana at Thanksgiving, people!
One picture of a guy in a black and white striped shirt smoking a doobie above another picture of the same guy looking belligerently at another guy in a short sleeve shirt and denim vest. Text reads: This Thanksgiving remember the cranberry sauce, but forget the Marijuana. Tony was convinced to take a "toke" of a joint with his friend "just to relax". Immediately after, Terry killed lis friend who had given him the marijuana in a murderous craze. Not so safe, is it? Marijuana. Not Even Once. Ad Council
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Oh Captain my Captain
Text above a photo of a chubby guy with long hair and a goatee wearing camouflage and a helmet in the woods reads: There is an Irish lad who set up a Go Fund Me to support his joining the Ukrainian Reddit Legion but really he is hiding in a forest outside his hometown posting blurry selfies in camo fatigues and spending the money on MDMA.
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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RIP Mayor McCheese. It wasn’t easy being cheesy, but you showed great leadership in combating the wave of hamburlaries in McDonaldland. It’s a damn shame that you died before we could ever figure out just what the fuck Grimace is!
Outside of a McDonald’s, the Golden Arches and American flags fly at half staff.
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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It’s actually the opposite for me, but it’s still funny!
Top panel shows a man in a suit with his hand over his eyes throwing a dart behind him and reads “me picking a romantic partner” Bottom panel shows a man in a room full of computer equipment looking at multiple monitors and talking on the phone. Text reads “me picking a cartoon to watch on drugs”
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Here’s a clip of them doing Marquee Moon. Literally one of my favorite songs ever and totally not expecting it last night!
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Holy shit, I am still basking in the glow of this show! I got a last minute miracle ticket from a friend and knew I could not pass it up. Some artists mellow with age, but not Patti! She had the same raw intensity she had back in the 70s! And her band were killer! 1/
A picture of the Fox Theater in Oakland’s neon sign and marquee that reads “Patti Smith and her Band perform Horses 50th Anniversary”
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Hot damn, Patti Smith still absolutely fucking brings it!
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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It’s 11:11 on 11/11 (well, it was a few minutes ago when I got the screenshot) and that means we celebrate the great Nigel Tufnel by playing it fucking loud!
A screenshot of my phone’s lock screen showing that it’s 11:11 on Tuesday, November 11 White text on a black background reads: Eleven. Exactly. One louder. Documentarian Marty DeBergi is interviewing Spinal Tap lead guitarist Nigel Tufnel. He asks “Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little lander?” To which Nigel replies “These go to even.”
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Here’s an old video of me jamming out some Dino Jr. #musiciansky
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Cool Oakland street art! San Pablo at 16th.
Street art in blue letters reads Fuck ICE & These Hoes with blue flowers around it Street art of a blue brain-like blob with gums and teeth and a heart hanging below. Reads Talk Yer Shit! and Electric Meat Suit Street art of a dog wearing an aviator’s helmet and goggles with his tongue stuck out long and a white placard next to him that reads Often change is hard, Medicine is bitter, things that aren’t pretty are misunderstood as something bad… Give it a second look.
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Quote something random from your device.
Picture of a very fancy white chicken with feathery feet shot through chicken wire.
November 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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A tweet from salt_baer Text above a picture of a delicious looking croque madame reads “I put a fried egg on my Croque Monsieur to make it a Croque Madame, and now JK Rowling is outside my house shouting at me.”
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Seriously, no more frakkin' toasters! Techbros be like Gaius Baltar over here. And just to mix metaphors...
A closeup shot of Sterling Archer's face. Text reads "Do you want Skynet? Because that's how you get Skynet"
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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A story from WEEKLY WORLD NEWS THE WORLD'S ONLY RELIABLE NEWS Shows a sandwich with olives on toothpicks for eyes speaking to microphones on a lectern. "I was just a po' boy caught in the wrong place at the wrong time!" SANDWICH THROWN AT ICE AGENT EXONERATED! Reuben declared a hero for justice!
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Who wants to buy me this shirt? www.etsy.com/listing/4322...
A white T-shirt made to look like a newspaper story. Features a picture of Morrissey and the headline "At last... it's OFFICIAL! MORRISSEY IS A TWAT... followed by more paragraphs than I'm going to try to transcribe here about why Morrissey is a twat.
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Laszlo from What we do in the Shadows says “NEW YAHK CITAY!”
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Dick down at the federal building. I haven’t been this happy about a half staff flag since Reagan bit it!
A picture of the Ronald Dellums Federal Building with the flag at half staff, presumably for Dick Cheney.
November 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM