Em M
@honeyglossed.bsky.social
black qa engineer with a special interest in comedy (always) and fiber arts (right now).
but it's so BORING
not gonna evangelize about it but tbh coming to understand the value of cardio is one of the biggest positive changes I've made of any kind to my adult life, for whatever that's worth
Fitness gurus are always knocking cardio. Well, the elliptical is super effectively for weight loss. It’s low impact so you can do it for long time periods, every day. I can burn 800-1000 calories in an hour. I can do it daily. I lost 100 lbs once doing nothing but that damned boring elliptical.
December 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
but it's so BORING
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Every Steely Dan fan is a 25-30 year old that wants to be a 50 year old that wants to be a 22 year old. Idk, i phoned this take in but I think it ended up pretty good.
December 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Every Steely Dan fan is a 25-30 year old that wants to be a 50 year old that wants to be a 22 year old. Idk, i phoned this take in but I think it ended up pretty good.
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in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
holy tech debt, Batman
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
holy tech debt, Batman
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i hope everyone had a nice day with lots of treats. i hope this every day but everyone seems more willing to have treats at the same time and post them online today and i think that is nice.
December 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
i hope everyone had a nice day with lots of treats. i hope this every day but everyone seems more willing to have treats at the same time and post them online today and i think that is nice.
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Found the CBS feedback form. Left a message about Bari www.cbs.com/showfeedback...
television, TV, video, CBS TV, Columbia Broadcast System, watch online video, watch tv, soap opera video, David Letterman, CSI, Big Brother, NCIS, The Price is Right, the Young and the Restless, Guiding Light, As the World Turns, Survivor, Two and a Half Men, The Amazing Race, Star Trek, Jericho.
www.cbs.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Found the CBS feedback form. Left a message about Bari www.cbs.com/showfeedback...
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IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE
How much are you going to pay doctors?
Which current hospitals get shut down ?
What happens if doctors opt out of the system ? Who is going to invest in new curative therapies. You ?
How much in taxes pr year do you think it's possible to collect if you took every penny from billionaires?
Which current hospitals get shut down ?
What happens if doctors opt out of the system ? Who is going to invest in new curative therapies. You ?
How much in taxes pr year do you think it's possible to collect if you took every penny from billionaires?
Half the amount that everyone currently pays could provide universal healthcare. Private health companies don’t need to exist. Eliminate them. And use your collective buying power and economies of scale to get it done. Every cent of their profit is healthcare denied.
December 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE
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"Like Amazon Prime, but with human beings."
December 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"Like Amazon Prime, but with human beings."
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO OUT MAGAZINE NO NO NO
December 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO OUT MAGAZINE NO NO NO
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I see there’s a post about microplastics going around with a photo of drinking straws, so here is my semi-regular reminder that the 3 biggest sources of microplastics are tires (45%), synthetic clothing particles (35%) and paint (~10%).
Lay article attached:
Lay article attached:
One of the biggest microplastic pollution sources isn’t straws or grocery bags – it’s your tires
Every few years, the tires on your car wear thin and need to be replaced. But where does that lost tire material go? The answer, unfortunately, is often waterways, where the tiny microplastic particle...
www.pbs.org
December 24, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I see there’s a post about microplastics going around with a photo of drinking straws, so here is my semi-regular reminder that the 3 biggest sources of microplastics are tires (45%), synthetic clothing particles (35%) and paint (~10%).
Lay article attached:
Lay article attached:
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Every time one of these censorship things happen I'm like IDK man why don't you just leak it?
December 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Every time one of these censorship things happen I'm like IDK man why don't you just leak it?
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when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal
U.S. regulators on Monday gave the green light to a pill version of the blockbuster weight-loss drug Wegovy, the first daily oral medication to treat obesity. n.pr/4pNYnVN
U.S. regulators approve Wegovy pill for weight loss
U.S. regulators on Monday gave the green light to a pill version of the blockbuster weight-loss drug Wegovy, the first daily oral medication to treat obesity.
n.pr
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal
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food for thought? no... you're terribly mistaken. food for eat
December 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
food for thought? no... you're terribly mistaken. food for eat
sister in law went to a neighborhood cookie exchange in her town yesterday morning and then brought those cookies to dinner. bitch I don't even trust your kitchen, why would I trust the cookies of UNKNOWN TOWNIES
December 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
sister in law went to a neighborhood cookie exchange in her town yesterday morning and then brought those cookies to dinner. bitch I don't even trust your kitchen, why would I trust the cookies of UNKNOWN TOWNIES
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this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
I hate that this was supposed to be a campy celebration of rescuing someone's grandma's embroidered Christmas sweaters and got bastardized into what we have now
My hot take for the day is that ugly sweater parties are stupid and wasteful bc unless you're wearing the same ugly sweater every year, you only wear it once, and you're spending money on something you don't even like. I don't know why I don't necessarily feel this way about Halloween costumes.
December 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I hate that this was supposed to be a campy celebration of rescuing someone's grandma's embroidered Christmas sweaters and got bastardized into what we have now
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"Oh my godddd okay so you don't like genAI because it steals from artists, makes processes slower, creates more work for underpaid employees, is supported by data centers that are poisoning Black communities, doesn't even look good, and no one asked for it, but do you have to be so MEAN about it"
December 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"Oh my godddd okay so you don't like genAI because it steals from artists, makes processes slower, creates more work for underpaid employees, is supported by data centers that are poisoning Black communities, doesn't even look good, and no one asked for it, but do you have to be so MEAN about it"
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Please Do Not Release Any More Epstein Files, They Are Not Important, by A Guy In The Epstein Files
December 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Please Do Not Release Any More Epstein Files, They Are Not Important, by A Guy In The Epstein Files
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"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out
pick up a pencil and a napkin
pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out
pick up a pencil and a napkin
pick up a pencil and a napkin
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absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos
December 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos
girl don't bring the high noons into this
Kristin Cabot, the woman seen embracing her boss on the "kiss cam" at a Coldplay concert, is speaking out for the first time about the incident
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/s...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/s...
December 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
girl don't bring the high noons into this
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depressed? have a coked out fascist president? try 30-40 minutes of old snl skits, you will certainly not regret 30-40 minutes of old snl skits
December 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
depressed? have a coked out fascist president? try 30-40 minutes of old snl skits, you will certainly not regret 30-40 minutes of old snl skits
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incredible that the oldest scam in the book — “look away from the greed and poor leadership that destroy your chance to make a career, it is the [blanks] that stole your job!” — still works
December 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
incredible that the oldest scam in the book — “look away from the greed and poor leadership that destroy your chance to make a career, it is the [blanks] that stole your job!” — still works