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When I was younger, I attended Sunday school exclusively because my grandparents would get me subway afterwards. That meal was my own communion, coke the blood of Christ, Italian herbs and cheese his flesh.
January 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
When I was younger, I attended Sunday school exclusively because my grandparents would get me subway afterwards. That meal was my own communion, coke the blood of Christ, Italian herbs and cheese his flesh.
My partner: I tried to draw Roger from memory… I think I just drew his baby on accident
#roger #americandad #doodle #art #hesperfect
#roger #americandad #doodle #art #hesperfect
January 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My partner: I tried to draw Roger from memory… I think I just drew his baby on accident
#roger #americandad #doodle #art #hesperfect
#roger #americandad #doodle #art #hesperfect
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the real beauty of thrifting is all the free ghosts
January 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
the real beauty of thrifting is all the free ghosts
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January 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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“Nobody’s gonna poison you, man.”
- - Me, moments before poisoning somebody
- - Me, moments before poisoning somebody
January 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
“Nobody’s gonna poison you, man.”
- - Me, moments before poisoning somebody
- - Me, moments before poisoning somebody
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*deep drag off cigarette
Lemme tell you a little bit about love, kid.
*proceeds to eat lit cigarette
Lemme tell you a little bit about love, kid.
*proceeds to eat lit cigarette
January 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
*deep drag off cigarette
Lemme tell you a little bit about love, kid.
*proceeds to eat lit cigarette
Lemme tell you a little bit about love, kid.
*proceeds to eat lit cigarette
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"I don't read that much" — common, often relatable
"I don't listen to music" — absolute weirdo, possible alien
"I don't listen to music" — absolute weirdo, possible alien
January 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"I don't read that much" — common, often relatable
"I don't listen to music" — absolute weirdo, possible alien
"I don't listen to music" — absolute weirdo, possible alien
January 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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January 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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"dress for the job you want"
me:
me:
May 12, 2023 at 12:53 PM
"dress for the job you want"
me:
me:
January 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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*anything happens*
ME: I was not prepared for this and need to lie down
ME: I was not prepared for this and need to lie down
January 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
*anything happens*
ME: I was not prepared for this and need to lie down
ME: I was not prepared for this and need to lie down
Nothing like a earth shattering perspective changing dookie~ when as soon as I open my eyes.
#ohmygod #ibs #shitpost #actualshitpost
#ohmygod #ibs #shitpost #actualshitpost
January 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Nothing like a earth shattering perspective changing dookie~ when as soon as I open my eyes.
#ohmygod #ibs #shitpost #actualshitpost
#ohmygod #ibs #shitpost #actualshitpost
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January 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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giving the rats back in produce a tiny kiss to their tiny noses before i clock off
December 1, 2024 at 8:24 PM
giving the rats back in produce a tiny kiss to their tiny noses before i clock off
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T is basically the last great letter before the alphabet completely goes off the rails
January 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
T is basically the last great letter before the alphabet completely goes off the rails
January 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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if you’ve ever flirted with me and i didn’t realize it, i may be entitled to compensation
January 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
if you’ve ever flirted with me and i didn’t realize it, i may be entitled to compensation
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why is the official beanie baby account posting this good
January 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
why is the official beanie baby account posting this good