hollalilly.bsky.social
@hollalilly.bsky.social
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here take the idol you must not let it fall into their hands
October 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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every single day since 2016 has felt like pressing a spoon into the seam on a Pillsbury can
August 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie
December 9, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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Thanks to all the atheists out there just doing the right thing without me threatening you with fire and brimstone.
December 8, 2024 at 12:22 AM
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Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is on tonight.

The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them.

🦌🦌🦌
December 6, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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before coffee: I hate everything

after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser
December 4, 2024 at 1:10 PM
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Who will tell him the Matterhorn straddles the border between Switzerland and Italy?
December 4, 2024 at 1:31 PM
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How are we supposed to sneak up on our enemies if they can smell the booze on the head of our military from a mile away?
December 4, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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FIRST TERM: The cruelty is the point

SECOND TERM: The incompetence is the point*

*Also cruelty and some light seditious conspiracy
December 4, 2024 at 10:09 PM
I fucking knew it👏
Writers: yes, you are still a "real" writer if you
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
December 3, 2024 at 4:07 AM
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i guess my question is have we ever really given strange women in ponds distributing swords as a system of government a chance
November 23, 2024 at 6:57 PM
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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"Way to go, Joe!" Says Rep Jasmine Crockett about the pardon of Hunter Biden. "We have a 34 count convicted felon that's about to walk into the WH. So for anyone who wants to clutch their pearls now, I would say take a look in the mirror."
December 2, 2024 at 1:25 AM
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Tommy Tuberville is so dumb, he could throw himself down on the ground and miss.
November 27, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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I’m rereading The Great Gatsby, and I’m happy to see that even in 1920s literature, “rich white football player” was synonymous for “huge piece of shit”
November 27, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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Ukrainian boxing legend (and brother of Kyiv's mayor) Wladimir Klitschko responds to Joe Rogan...
November 25, 2024 at 5:43 AM
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Let them eat tariffs.
November 26, 2024 at 3:08 AM
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Just saw my first Cybertruck, and now I have to carry THAT stupid memory around
November 16, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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Not everyone can agree on stuff like politics and religion, but everyone can agree that they all want to see Jake Paul get knocked out tonight
November 15, 2024 at 11:50 AM
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Every time a car commercial featuring a biracial couple airs Stephen Miller gets a nosebleed.
November 12, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism.

We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
November 12, 2024 at 1:22 AM