hogoswamp
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The Nintendo Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door changes Mario's sleep timers, which inadvertently buffs Luigi's ability to bore people to sleep. Before, listening to him was 2.6 times more boring than doing nothing; in the remake, it is 6.46 times more boring.
April 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The Nintendo Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door changes Mario's sleep timers, which inadvertently buffs Luigi's ability to bore people to sleep. Before, listening to him was 2.6 times more boring than doing nothing; in the remake, it is 6.46 times more boring.
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Some folks would rather “preorder” their “sin”-tendo when tbey should be “switch”-ing “2” jesus
April 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Some folks would rather “preorder” their “sin”-tendo when tbey should be “switch”-ing “2” jesus
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Creative ideas do not belong to you alone. They come from a large machine in the desert that beams them straight to your skull
April 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Creative ideas do not belong to you alone. They come from a large machine in the desert that beams them straight to your skull
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legally changing my name to "your honor" a week before my trial
April 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
legally changing my name to "your honor" a week before my trial
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Is squeaky wheel. Doesn't get the Greese
- Bad Luck Brian 😂
- Bad Luck Brian 😂
April 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Is squeaky wheel. Doesn't get the Greese
- Bad Luck Brian 😂
- Bad Luck Brian 😂
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(forgetting my lines on stage but drawing on my extensive improv background) Get ahold of yourself Uncle Vanya!! Nasty son of a bitch! (Slapping him like in the movie Airplane!) Nasty!! Oh You nasty huh!!
Director: (Biting his clipboard so hard his eardrums pop)
Director: (Biting his clipboard so hard his eardrums pop)
April 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
(forgetting my lines on stage but drawing on my extensive improv background) Get ahold of yourself Uncle Vanya!! Nasty son of a bitch! (Slapping him like in the movie Airplane!) Nasty!! Oh You nasty huh!!
Director: (Biting his clipboard so hard his eardrums pop)
Director: (Biting his clipboard so hard his eardrums pop)
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She’s looking for aliens but she forgot
April 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
She’s looking for aliens but she forgot
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My husband has taught human reproduction and development to the Cambridge medics for over three decades. When people start banging on about "only two biological sexes" he starts with "which sex: genetic, hormonal, or gonadal"?
Biological sex is not binary. www.scientificamerican.com/article/sex-...
Biological sex is not binary. www.scientificamerican.com/article/sex-...
Sex Redefined: The Idea of 2 Sexes Is Overly Simplistic
Biologists now think there is a larger spectrum than just binary female and male
www.scientificamerican.com
April 16, 2025 at 12:03 PM
My husband has taught human reproduction and development to the Cambridge medics for over three decades. When people start banging on about "only two biological sexes" he starts with "which sex: genetic, hormonal, or gonadal"?
Biological sex is not binary. www.scientificamerican.com/article/sex-...
Biological sex is not binary. www.scientificamerican.com/article/sex-...
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Oh hey look it’s Daisy, hi Daisy!!1!
April 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Oh hey look it’s Daisy, hi Daisy!!1!
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The term covert narcissist was a huge win for anyone with an enemy who they needed to discredit, cause then it's like, everyone can feel suspicious about them being sad or ashamed. And love bombing is great because then ppl won't believe them when they're nice either
April 16, 2025 at 10:18 AM
The term covert narcissist was a huge win for anyone with an enemy who they needed to discredit, cause then it's like, everyone can feel suspicious about them being sad or ashamed. And love bombing is great because then ppl won't believe them when they're nice either
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New frog priest has been swimming backstroke in the temple fountains every day since he was ordained. Do some fucking work.
April 15, 2025 at 11:26 AM
New frog priest has been swimming backstroke in the temple fountains every day since he was ordained. Do some fucking work.
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i think god should kill you if you go to space
April 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
i think god should kill you if you go to space
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(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin)
Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist
me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind
Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist
me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind
April 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin)
Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist
me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind
Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist
me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind
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Pleasant surprise
April 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Pleasant surprise
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I dont really worry about the tiny guided missiles that target me whenever I step outside anymore because I have a bunch of crap that floats around me and electronic countermeasures too
April 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I dont really worry about the tiny guided missiles that target me whenever I step outside anymore because I have a bunch of crap that floats around me and electronic countermeasures too
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Yes son the dog is in heaven & hes a pokemon now. The dog became a pokemon as thats what he desired most within his magic heart when he died
April 8, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Yes son the dog is in heaven & hes a pokemon now. The dog became a pokemon as thats what he desired most within his magic heart when he died
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(forgetting what i was going to say 30 seconds ago and not being able to remember) Oh well who cares What's the fucking point anyway to anything. (Remembering a fact I read 4 days ago about beetles) Life is lowkey Symphonic.
April 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
(forgetting what i was going to say 30 seconds ago and not being able to remember) Oh well who cares What's the fucking point anyway to anything. (Remembering a fact I read 4 days ago about beetles) Life is lowkey Symphonic.
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This looks like an interesting texture for driving my car into
April 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This looks like an interesting texture for driving my car into
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(Trying to impress the blue haired girl who works at the gas station) Five thousand dollars on pump eight, please
April 4, 2025 at 10:10 AM
(Trying to impress the blue haired girl who works at the gas station) Five thousand dollars on pump eight, please
