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it’s crazy that short guys today are surgically extending their legs to be taller. you don’t have to go that far. 200 years ago dudes would just wear a tall hat and everyone was like “looking good, Edwin”
March 16, 2025 at 6:59 AM
it’s crazy that short guys today are surgically extending their legs to be taller. you don’t have to go that far. 200 years ago dudes would just wear a tall hat and everyone was like “looking good, Edwin”
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we’re not “setting clocks” anymore. its all automatic and we just trust it. our phones could say spaghetti:15 and we’d be like damn, guess i’m late for spaghetti
March 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
we’re not “setting clocks” anymore. its all automatic and we just trust it. our phones could say spaghetti:15 and we’d be like damn, guess i’m late for spaghetti
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NYT crossword puzzle, 31 across, "Only 10% of Americans have one." Five letters. I resist the urge. I tell myself, "The answer isn't 'brain.' The answer can't be 'brain.'"
January 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
NYT crossword puzzle, 31 across, "Only 10% of Americans have one." Five letters. I resist the urge. I tell myself, "The answer isn't 'brain.' The answer can't be 'brain.'"
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Jim Acosta announces on air that he's leaving CNN and says, "it is never a good time to bow down to a tyrant ... don't give in to the lies."
January 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Jim Acosta announces on air that he's leaving CNN and says, "it is never a good time to bow down to a tyrant ... don't give in to the lies."
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“waahhhh egg prices are too high” just lay the eggs yourself you lazy prick
January 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
“waahhhh egg prices are too high” just lay the eggs yourself you lazy prick
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ICE attempted to enter a South Side elementary school this morning and were denied entry, Chicago Public Schools officials claim abc7chicago.com/amp/post/us-...
January 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
ICE attempted to enter a South Side elementary school this morning and were denied entry, Chicago Public Schools officials claim abc7chicago.com/amp/post/us-...
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it's like AOC is the only person who is expressing an actual emotion here
Four examples of Democratic messaging since yesterday. I know which one I'm supporting. And voting for.
January 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
it's like AOC is the only person who is expressing an actual emotion here
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ceo: our company is experiencing growing pains
support staff: ok so you’re hurting too?
ceo: haha no i am richer
support staff: ok so you’re hurting too?
ceo: haha no i am richer
January 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
ceo: our company is experiencing growing pains
support staff: ok so you’re hurting too?
ceo: haha no i am richer
support staff: ok so you’re hurting too?
ceo: haha no i am richer
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These 1,000 men and women are heroes.
January 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
These 1,000 men and women are heroes.
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Anyone looking to ban a book from a school should have to prove they read it by presenting a book report to the school committee.
January 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Anyone looking to ban a book from a school should have to prove they read it by presenting a book report to the school committee.
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When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.
December 5, 2024 at 1:12 PM
When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.
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I kept hearing my cat chewing last night under the bed and finally I checked it out and he had been eating an entire box of Cheez It’s
November 26, 2024 at 3:16 PM
I kept hearing my cat chewing last night under the bed and finally I checked it out and he had been eating an entire box of Cheez It’s
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A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
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At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
November 27, 2024 at 11:53 AM
At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
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Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like
November 26, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like
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Wicked was really good except for the 1 year intermission I don't need that long to go to the bathroom
November 27, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Wicked was really good except for the 1 year intermission I don't need that long to go to the bathroom
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She Beetlejuice on my The Musical til I Touring Production
November 27, 2024 at 5:15 AM
She Beetlejuice on my The Musical til I Touring Production
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Me and my friends are lying beneath a damp log in the forest come by
November 27, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Me and my friends are lying beneath a damp log in the forest come by
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used to be they at least offered you bread and circuses
November 25, 2024 at 5:46 PM
used to be they at least offered you bread and circuses
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Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?
November 26, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?
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I think adults should get a personal pan pizza for reading books too
November 19, 2024 at 3:42 PM
I think adults should get a personal pan pizza for reading books too