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Ozzy forever 🦇
July 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I am ready to be hurt again.
Happy Chicago-Bulls-In-The-Play-In-Tournament Day to those who celebrate
April 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
CORE MEMORY UNLOCKED
Some classic Sesame Street pinball wizardry for you to count on…
April 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
🙏🙏🙏
April 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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40 years ago
I Don't Want to Grow Up is the second album by the American punk rock band the Descendents, released in April 1985, 2 years after singer Milo Aukerman attended college and drummer Bill Stevenson left the band

#punk #punkrock #hardcorepunk #history #punkrockhistory
April 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
March 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Every team I cheer for coming together like the Avengers to disappoint me
March 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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TIL that Phil Collins is in his mid 70s now and I want to yell at the sky cursing the inevitable passage of time
The legendary Phil Collins checks out his drum kit.
March 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Was just reminded that it’s Casimir Pulaski Day (observed) and you know what that means: it’s time to WEEP, BITCHES
Casimir Pulaski Day
YouTube video by Sufjan Stevens - Topic
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March 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
A true cold weather album, one of my favs ❄️
Bloc Party released their second studio album ‘A Weekend In The City’ 18 years ago on February 5, 2007 | Visit https://album.ink/BlocPartyWknd to listen to the album + watch the official videos
Celebrating 18 Years of Bloc Party’s ‘A Weekend In The City’ (2007)
Bloc Party’s second studio album ‘A Weekend In The City’ was originally released on February 5, 2007.
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February 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The plan keeps coming up again.
February 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
jesus christ it’s only been 10 days??! 😵‍💫
johnbull.wtf John @johnbull.wtf · Jan 30
Congrats you all, we survived the first 10 days. Did we mentally survive? probably not, but god dammit, you physically survived!
January 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Timeline cleanse
October 27, 2024 at 8:06 PM
I want off this ride
Jewel was the surprise guest last night at the MAHA inaugural ball.

She sang “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” for Robert Kennedy Jr. and Cheryl Hines.
January 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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“And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."
September 26, 2024 at 12:19 AM
seems like a decent show idk
48 years ago today
The Talking Heads opened for the Ramones at CBGB, New York City, January 15, 1977

Photo by Roberta Bayley

#punk #punks #punkrock #postpunk #newwave #talkingheads #cbgb #history #punkrockhistory #otd
January 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
the bulls landing in the top 3 position is no surprise. mediocracy year after year 🤌🤌
Number of Mid Seasons over the past 10 years

Mid Season: Win % between 45 and 55. Corresponds to 37-45 wins in 82 game season
January 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
bring back halftime marlboro reds!!
As Tom Brady pointed out, this is some wild double fisting
January 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I think about this scene at least twice a week
Sometimes a movie will teach you an unexpected, but useful lesson. In the movie WarGames we learn about the dangers of poor computer security, but more importantly, we learn of a novel way to butter corn on the cob.

www.retroist.com/p/butter-you...
January 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Led Zeppelin released their eponymous debut album ‘Led Zeppelin’ in the US 56 years ago on January 12, 1969 | Read our anniversary tribute by Sarah Paolantonio + listen to the album here:
Rediscover Led Zeppelin’s Eponymous Debut Album ‘Led Zeppelin’ (1969) | Tribute
Complicated relationships of love continue every day in every sphere of art and life, and the author’s relationship with Led Zeppelin’s inaugural affair is indeed a complicated one.
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January 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Remembering David Bowie today on the 9th anniversary of his passing (January 10, 2016)

album.ink/DavidBowieRIP
January 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Nashville snow day ❄️🐶
January 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
truly awful stuff. i’ve always felt that LA was my second home and to see this is heartbreaking.
Sunset Hollywood Hills fire: The fire is 10 acres on the ridge per Incident Command.

Evacuation zones: Laurel Canyon Blvd (on the west) to Mulholland Dr (on the north) to 101 Freeway (on the east) down to Hollywood Blvd (on the south).
January 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
praise be🙏
ESPN Source: The Dallas Cowboys denied permission to the Chicago Bears to interview their head coach Mike McCarthy.
January 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
stone cold stunned X, drop kicked threads, and now i’m here. at this rate, i’ll be back on myspace before march.
January 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM