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Imagine being a Columbia alumnus and watching Linda fucking McMahon, the pedo queen of pro wrestling, take a victory lap like this because the other pedos in the administration dogwalked the university and made them eat shit and now they're all having a big laugh about it
Linda McMahon on Columbia settlement: "This is a monumental victory for conservatives who wanted to do things on these elite campuses for a long time because we had such far left-leaning professors."
July 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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if you took a dementia test and thought it was an IQ test you failed both the dementia test and the IQ test
Trump: "AOC -- look. I think she's very nice. But she's very low IQ, and we really don't need low IQ. Between her and Crockett, we're gonna give 'em both an IQ test to see who comes out best. I took a real test at Walter Reed medical center and I aced it. Now it's time for them to take a test."
July 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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If I was the President and the whole world was calling me a pedophile, I would release every page of the Epstein files to prove I wasn't in there.

Unless I was in there.
July 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Had Joe Biden tweeted "Pete Buttigieg killed it on MSNBC this morning" and Buttigieg wasn't even on, Jake Tapper and Alex Thompson would've written a book about it. Normal stuff from Trump though.
Pete Hegseth was not on Fox News this morning. They did play a clip of a video Hegseth posted on social media. Perhaps a confused Trump thought it was live.
July 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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McGovern: "For those Republicans who think it's okay to give Jeff Bezos a tax cut and at the same time cut food benefits for struggling families, let me say clearly: We don't share the same values... I believe there's a special place in hell for people who take food away from veterans, seniors..."
July 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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I saw today a German publication referred to Trump as a sadist. It's true. It's a strong word. And we should use it more. He's a sadistic monster. Millions upon millions will die and suffer because of policies that he and those around him gleefully celebrate.
This is what Trump is turning the country into: a spectacle for brutality.
July 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Paramount just paid Trump a bribe for merger approval. When Democrats retake power, I’ll be first in line calling for federal charges. In the meantime, state prosecutors should make the corporate execs who sold out our democracy answer in court, today.
Paramount agrees to pay Trump $16 million, clearing way for multibillion-dollar merger
Paramount agrees to pay Trump $16 million, clearing way for multibillion-dollar merger
The king demands tribute.
buff.ly
July 2, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Incredible
I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.

The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.

This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
July 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Journalists asking Trump if he's going to do something blatantly illegal, immoral, or corrupt to get a sharp soundbite is very much a part of normalizing those things.
"We'll have to take a look" -- Trump doesn't close the door on the idea of deporting Elon Musk for committing the infraction of criticizing him
July 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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alright this has gone too far—there is simply no excuse for making Gavin Newsom sound cool as hell
June 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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I feel like Musk could really blow MAGA's collective minds just by continuing to tweet out facts the rest of us have known for years but never penetrated their media bubble.
June 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy. can't have too may enemies.
June 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Joe Biden says he's started treatment for his prostate cancer and the prognosis is good. Donald Trump says Biden was executed in 2020 and was replaced with a legion of clones. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to believe.
June 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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In dialogue with Jon Cohen, the author of Losing Big, about sports betting in the United States of America. We talk about the past, the present, and the future, and how we increasingly are turning psychological vulnerabilities into financial infrastructure. Enjoy!

kyla.substack.com/p/gamblemeri...
Gamblemerica: How Sports Betting Apps Rewired a Generation's Relationship to Risk
In dialogue with Jon Cohen on sports betting, dopamine, and the strange ways we turn human vulnerability into infrastructure
kyla.substack.com
June 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Elon's legacy ranges from gutting cancer research to setting in motion millions of deaths from starvation or disease.

I'll be pushing for Congress to hold Elon & DOGE accountable—for every act of corruption, every disastrous consequence, and every law they have broken.
May 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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I want to hear from the bettors who think the Rapture will come AND that Polymarket will still be paying out bets in the aftermath
May 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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BREAKING: Scott Pelley just risked everything to make one thing clear:
The attack on free speech isn’t coming—it’s already here.

Journalists are being silenced, critics are being punished, and most of the media’s playing dead.

This is state-sponsored suppression. This is dictatorship in real time.
May 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Unprecedented corruption & constitutional crimes, happening right in front of us, while our entire National Conversation™️, led by this journalist to sell his book, is about Joe Biden.
This is a personal payday for the President, correct? Based on concerns he might use his official powers to block a business deal. How is this different from extortion?
May 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Trump is disappearing people, wants to strip people of citizenship, has assumed dictatorial budget powers, is ignoring court orders, tanking the economy, and taking open bribes left and right.

Media: maybe the last President was sicker than he let on.
May 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Big time fan and supporter of TeamUSA
May 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name

me:
May 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Laser focused on reducing prices for everyday Americans from Day One, the President has struck a deal that will lower the price of Rolls Royces, Bentleys, Jaguars, Aston Martin's, Range Rovers, and Minis.

*No other consumer good received carveouts.
May 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
More of this
Welcome to the resistance
May 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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“Griffen concedes” as if he had a %#!? choice. Will never ever forget these assholes. He shouldn’t be able to eat a fried shrimp in this state ever again. No one should help his wife find the right size at any store. May his grandkids grandkids only ever have middle school.
May 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM