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Misty Mountain Haute
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👁️ Sauron did
🏢 nothing wrong
Instead of overtime the refs should get together and vote on the winner.
October 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Name a TV show you're positive nobody remembers but you.
September 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary

The Muppets Take Gary
September 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If Isaac Asimov had been a Rastafarian, he would have written "I and I, Robot"
If Isaac Asimov had been a pirate, he would have written “Arr, Robot”
If Isaac Asimov had been from the Midwest, he would have written “Ope, Robot”
August 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Here I Go Again, Charlie Brown
Take Me Home Tonight, Charlie Brown
May 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Where does Medusa shop for groceries?

Hair-hiss Teeter
May 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
This fucked me up.
i gasp in horror as i realize that this IS my circus and these ARE my monkeys
April 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Would that it were so simple.
March 30, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Post your favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only
March 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Goonderella
The Goon of the Vanities
March 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Reposted by Misty Mountain Haute
JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
July 3, 2023 at 2:16 PM
Reposted by Misty Mountain Haute
(NYT) - President Trump, furious about delays in delivering two new Air Force One jets, has empowered Elon Musk to explore drastic options to prod Boeing to move faster, including relaxing security clearance standards for some who work on the presidential planes.

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/19/u...
February 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social

It's all too much
January 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
@thepressbox.bsky.social What's going on here?
December 19, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent free.
December 2, 2024 at 1:54 PM
@mikeduncan.bsky.social were you shouting out @thespaceshipper.com on the latest Resolutions?
November 25, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Merge two films:

Deus eXistenZ
Merge two films:

Withnail & I Saw the TV Glow
Merge two films:

The Princess Brideshead Revisited
July 11, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Reposted by Misty Mountain Haute
Yall sign this petition . Literally doesn't take long. Please.

innocenceproject.org/petitions/st...
Stop the Execution of Marcellus Williams, an Innocent Man - Innocence Project
DNA evidence not available at the time of trial proves his innocence but has not been considered in court. Act today.
innocenceproject.org
December 17, 2023 at 3:15 AM