Alex "I think you'll find it did not blow" P 🇨🇦
@alexmegami.bsky.social
Allegedly an 'adult', queer as fuck, actually four cats disguised as a D&D nerd. (she/her or he/him are fine) ✨ (18+)
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Yeah, it is pretty tight..."
"Yeah, it is pretty tight..."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
'Motherfucker, you're supposed to be in Beijing?'
'Motherfucker, you're supposed to be in Beijing?'
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Time to deal with the widows and orphans"
Or
"Needs more bleed"
"Time to deal with the widows and orphans"
Or
"Needs more bleed"
February 8, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Yeah, it is pretty tight..."
"Yeah, it is pretty tight..."
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I once saw a skeet that was like "I love worldbuilding fiction because creative ppl will literally build whole imaginary societies just to talk about their fetishes and hyperfixations, it's all a huge self-report" And
If a skeet could stab you in the heart, man
If a skeet could stab you in the heart, man
February 8, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I once saw a skeet that was like "I love worldbuilding fiction because creative ppl will literally build whole imaginary societies just to talk about their fetishes and hyperfixations, it's all a huge self-report" And
If a skeet could stab you in the heart, man
If a skeet could stab you in the heart, man
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i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"
February 7, 2026 at 4:22 AM
i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-A book
-A random medicine (50% Tylenol, 25% Pepto, 25% antidepressants)
-Dice
-Grip (liquid chalk)
-A book
-A random medicine (50% Tylenol, 25% Pepto, 25% antidepressants)
-Dice
-Grip (liquid chalk)
My kids used tissues
Fishing weights
Fishing weights
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- Pens, multiple colors
- Origami paper, multiple colors
- Reading glasses, multiple colors
- KN95 masks, multiple colors
- Handkerchiefs, white.
- Pens, multiple colors
- Origami paper, multiple colors
- Reading glasses, multiple colors
- KN95 masks, multiple colors
- Handkerchiefs, white.
February 6, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-A book
-A random medicine (50% Tylenol, 25% Pepto, 25% antidepressants)
-Dice
-Grip (liquid chalk)
-A book
-A random medicine (50% Tylenol, 25% Pepto, 25% antidepressants)
-Dice
-Grip (liquid chalk)
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Alternatively consider:
December 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Alternatively consider:
Genuinely funny Carney bit (this is, of course, re: #HeatedRivalry:)
"I'm a politician. I'm not above taking credit for the Canadian funding that helped you share this story with the world. I might not have been here when the decision was made, but I'm here now! I greenlit this thing!!"
"I'm a politician. I'm not above taking credit for the Canadian funding that helped you share this story with the world. I might not have been here when the decision was made, but I'm here now! I greenlit this thing!!"
January 30, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Genuinely funny Carney bit (this is, of course, re: #HeatedRivalry:)
"I'm a politician. I'm not above taking credit for the Canadian funding that helped you share this story with the world. I might not have been here when the decision was made, but I'm here now! I greenlit this thing!!"
"I'm a politician. I'm not above taking credit for the Canadian funding that helped you share this story with the world. I might not have been here when the decision was made, but I'm here now! I greenlit this thing!!"
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Ryanair preparing to give Elon Musk a poor customer experience
January 20, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Ryanair preparing to give Elon Musk a poor customer experience
Okay so I bought myself Heated Rivalry the book after binging the show *cough* times (I will go back and read Game Changers if I like her style and then continue forward, this was a fact-finding mission primarily and I had an Indigo gift card from Christmas) and I just want to record my impressions
January 18, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Okay so I bought myself Heated Rivalry the book after binging the show *cough* times (I will go back and read Game Changers if I like her style and then continue forward, this was a fact-finding mission primarily and I had an Indigo gift card from Christmas) and I just want to record my impressions
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*to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
January 17, 2026 at 9:30 PM
*to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*
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And now I've made this for @alexmegami.bsky.social. Apparently #HeatedRivalry has unlocked my need to make niche GIFs.
January 16, 2026 at 4:16 AM
And now I've made this for @alexmegami.bsky.social. Apparently #HeatedRivalry has unlocked my need to make niche GIFs.
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Because this will never get picked up by one of the GIF aggregators because swears, I made this for me. Enjoy! (Hoping the alt text shows up this time...) #fuckAI #HudsonWilliams #GoldenGlobes
January 15, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Because this will never get picked up by one of the GIF aggregators because swears, I made this for me. Enjoy! (Hoping the alt text shows up this time...) #fuckAI #HudsonWilliams #GoldenGlobes
No new pictures - where are you mentally?
January 12, 2026 at 11:44 PM
No new pictures - where are you mentally?
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
January 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Fun Fact: Monty Python and the Holy Grail was funded by Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin and Elton John because at the time the UK's income tax for the highest earners was around 90% so the used it as a tax write off
Seems like taxing the rich boosts the economy and results in fun indie films
Seems like taxing the rich boosts the economy and results in fun indie films
no one needs a billion dollars and that's why I will set the tax rate at 100% for everything over 100 million
January 10, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Fun Fact: Monty Python and the Holy Grail was funded by Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin and Elton John because at the time the UK's income tax for the highest earners was around 90% so the used it as a tax write off
Seems like taxing the rich boosts the economy and results in fun indie films
Seems like taxing the rich boosts the economy and results in fun indie films
Using a microphone to record a tinny version of music off the computer onto a cassette tape so it could be played in the car.
Mix tapes, generally.
Mix tapes, generally.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Using a microphone to record a tinny version of music off the computer onto a cassette tape so it could be played in the car.
Mix tapes, generally.
Mix tapes, generally.
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the computer used to have its own room
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 1:21 PM
the computer used to have its own room
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lmao a party company from LA posted that they’re doing a heated rivalry themed party at webster hall / NYC by popular demand, and it sold out in less than 12 hours. same in DC. anyone disregarding or diminishing the cultural impact of this show is truly a fool
January 8, 2026 at 4:21 AM
lmao a party company from LA posted that they’re doing a heated rivalry themed party at webster hall / NYC by popular demand, and it sold out in less than 12 hours. same in DC. anyone disregarding or diminishing the cultural impact of this show is truly a fool
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One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
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Four favorite tumblr posts
January 1, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Four favorite tumblr posts
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There are many solid ones, but this lives in my head.
January 1, 2026 at 4:26 AM
There are many solid ones, but this lives in my head.
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