Alex "I think you'll find it did not blow" P ๐จ๐ฆ
@alexmegami.bsky.social
Allegedly an 'adult', queer as fuck, actually four cats disguised as a D&D nerd. (she/her or he/him are fine) โจ (18+)
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Yeah, it is pretty tight..."
"Yeah, it is pretty tight..."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
'Motherfucker, you're supposed to be in Beijing?'
'Motherfucker, you're supposed to be in Beijing?'
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Time to deal with the widows and orphans"
Or
"Needs more bleed"
"Time to deal with the widows and orphans"
Or
"Needs more bleed"
February 8, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Yeah, it is pretty tight..."
"Yeah, it is pretty tight..."
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I once saw a skeet that was like "I love worldbuilding fiction because creative ppl will literally build whole imaginary societies just to talk about their fetishes and hyperfixations, it's all a huge self-report" And
If a skeet could stab you in the heart, man
If a skeet could stab you in the heart, man
February 8, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I once saw a skeet that was like "I love worldbuilding fiction because creative ppl will literally build whole imaginary societies just to talk about their fetishes and hyperfixations, it's all a huge self-report" And
If a skeet could stab you in the heart, man
If a skeet could stab you in the heart, man
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i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"
February 7, 2026 at 4:22 AM
i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-A book
-A random medicine (50% Tylenol, 25% Pepto, 25% antidepressants)
-Dice
-Grip (liquid chalk)
-A book
-A random medicine (50% Tylenol, 25% Pepto, 25% antidepressants)
-Dice
-Grip (liquid chalk)
My kids used tissues
Fishing weights
Fishing weights
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- Pens, multiple colors
- Origami paper, multiple colors
- Reading glasses, multiple colors
- KN95 masks, multiple colors
- Handkerchiefs, white.
- Pens, multiple colors
- Origami paper, multiple colors
- Reading glasses, multiple colors
- KN95 masks, multiple colors
- Handkerchiefs, white.
February 6, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-A book
-A random medicine (50% Tylenol, 25% Pepto, 25% antidepressants)
-Dice
-Grip (liquid chalk)
-A book
-A random medicine (50% Tylenol, 25% Pepto, 25% antidepressants)
-Dice
-Grip (liquid chalk)
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Alternatively consider:
December 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Alternatively consider:
I do do it for the love of the game though
February 2, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I do do it for the love of the game though
Exactly lmao
February 2, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Exactly lmao
SEMI?
February 1, 2026 at 5:58 AM
SEMI?
Genuinely funny Carney bit (this is, of course, re: #HeatedRivalry:)
"I'm a politician. I'm not above taking credit for the Canadian funding that helped you share this story with the world. I might not have been here when the decision was made, but I'm here now! I greenlit this thing!!"
"I'm a politician. I'm not above taking credit for the Canadian funding that helped you share this story with the world. I might not have been here when the decision was made, but I'm here now! I greenlit this thing!!"
January 30, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Genuinely funny Carney bit (this is, of course, re: #HeatedRivalry:)
"I'm a politician. I'm not above taking credit for the Canadian funding that helped you share this story with the world. I might not have been here when the decision was made, but I'm here now! I greenlit this thing!!"
"I'm a politician. I'm not above taking credit for the Canadian funding that helped you share this story with the world. I might not have been here when the decision was made, but I'm here now! I greenlit this thing!!"
January 30, 2026 at 2:58 AM
The most "give me a couple of years and I'll be running for leadership of the federal Conservatives" statement I've ever heard
January 29, 2026 at 10:25 PM
The most "give me a couple of years and I'll be running for leadership of the federal Conservatives" statement I've ever heard
I feel like I'd expect something different from something marketed as a poly romance than a "harem" romance, but admittedly 99.999% of where I've encountered the latter is anime
(This is separate from yes, a new term for the latter would be great)
(This is separate from yes, a new term for the latter would be great)
January 26, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I feel like I'd expect something different from something marketed as a poly romance than a "harem" romance, but admittedly 99.999% of where I've encountered the latter is anime
(This is separate from yes, a new term for the latter would be great)
(This is separate from yes, a new term for the latter would be great)
imo we often don't know F unless it's for cooking or right near 72ยฐF because that's "room temperature"
If you asked me what 50ยฐF was I'd have to pull out my phone
If you asked me what 50ยฐF was I'd have to pull out my phone
January 24, 2026 at 1:02 PM
imo we often don't know F unless it's for cooking or right near 72ยฐF because that's "room temperature"
If you asked me what 50ยฐF was I'd have to pull out my phone
If you asked me what 50ยฐF was I'd have to pull out my phone
The sky breaking open to sudden sunbeams through the clouds, choirs in the streets, etc
January 21, 2026 at 7:40 PM
The sky breaking open to sudden sunbeams through the clouds, choirs in the streets, etc
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Ryanair preparing to give Elon Musk a poor customer experience
January 20, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Ryanair preparing to give Elon Musk a poor customer experience
Drive*
January 20, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Drive*
We have now reached the point after the interminable Ontario Quรฉbec and Canada tax credit drice
Ilya stop trying to wife your man you only told him 'boyfriend' was fine like half an hour ago
Ilya stop trying to wife your man you only told him 'boyfriend' was fine like half an hour ago
January 20, 2026 at 1:21 PM
We have now reached the point after the interminable Ontario Quรฉbec and Canada tax credit drice
Ilya stop trying to wife your man you only told him 'boyfriend' was fine like half an hour ago
Ilya stop trying to wife your man you only told him 'boyfriend' was fine like half an hour ago
of someone trying to stay *remotely* closeted, but also, I still want the deleted scene of Ilya at the club lol)
January 20, 2026 at 1:15 PM
of someone trying to stay *remotely* closeted, but also, I still want the deleted scene of Ilya at the club lol)
Again we give Ilya Shane's line, re: talking to Scott Hunter, downgrading his actual response and eliminating Shane reaching out.
Honestly, I think I understand the choice (show-Shane absolutely is too terrified to even reach out and offer congratulations, and *going to a club* is not the behavior
Honestly, I think I understand the choice (show-Shane absolutely is too terrified to even reach out and offer congratulations, and *going to a club* is not the behavior
January 20, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Again we give Ilya Shane's line, re: talking to Scott Hunter, downgrading his actual response and eliminating Shane reaching out.
Honestly, I think I understand the choice (show-Shane absolutely is too terrified to even reach out and offer congratulations, and *going to a club* is not the behavior
Honestly, I think I understand the choice (show-Shane absolutely is too terrified to even reach out and offer congratulations, and *going to a club* is not the behavior
Again some good punching up of the dialogue, Yuna gets a lot more personality in the show
January 20, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Again some good punching up of the dialogue, Yuna gets a lot more personality in the show
Also book-Yuna does not need fuck buddies explained to her
January 20, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Also book-Yuna does not need fuck buddies explained to her
Also interesting that show-Yuna is confused when he shows up, whereas book-David has already told her. (Also why dishwasher tablets to a charger, lol)
January 20, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Also interesting that show-Yuna is confused when he shows up, whereas book-David has already told her. (Also why dishwasher tablets to a charger, lol)
I will say I do appreciate the symmetry of fucking --> love and fucking Ilya --> coming out as gay, just doing everything backwards (and on skates)
January 20, 2026 at 1:05 PM
I will say I do appreciate the symmetry of fucking --> love and fucking Ilya --> coming out as gay, just doing everything backwards (and on skates)
Again, I think a much stronger change to have Shane having a panic attack than laughing at the absurdity of getting caught just before he's decided to come out officially. I don't think there's been a single book-to-show change where I think the original scene is better so far.
January 20, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Again, I think a much stronger change to have Shane having a panic attack than laughing at the absurdity of getting caught just before he's decided to come out officially. I don't think there's been a single book-to-show change where I think the original scene is better so far.