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Alex "I think you'll find it did not blow" P 🇨🇦
@alexmegami.bsky.social
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Allegedly an 'adult', queer as fuck, actually four cats disguised as a D&D nerd. (she/her or he/him are fine) ✨ (18+)
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Dodger, he/him!
A chibi of a pale-skinned elf with black hair and dark blue eyes wearing a fancy suit and boots. He is clutching his cheeks and blushing while looking sidelong.
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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A neon sign in a window that reads LIVE NERDS
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
An eight panel meme. 1. [Solar eclipse] Look everyone! A total solar eclipse! 2. [Clouds] Southern Ontario 3. [Aurora Borealis in green, blue, and purple] Look everyone! Aurora Borealis! 4. [Clouds] Southern Ontario 5. [A blue-white comet streaking across a navy sky] look everyone! A never-before-seen-comet! 6. [Clouds] Southern Ontario 7. [Aliens with a UFO] look everyone! Alien invasion! 8. [Clouds] Southern Ontario
November 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Without downloading new pics, describe your gender:
Tweet from Jake Johnstone (@hijakejohnstone). His profile pic is of an attractive youthful white man in glasses and a suit. "Today marks a year since I kissed a very attractive twink in Brighton and then found out she was a lesbian who thought I was a lesbian."
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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My girlfriend has discovered that I am a sleeper agent fan for the Blue Jays, as any self-respecting Ontarian is. However, Quamara would have thought it hilariously funny back in 1931 to buy Dodger a Dodgers Jersey.

Therefore we wind up here:
An elderly elf couple sits in stadium bleachers. The man wears an old-school Dodgers t-shirt and a *Brooklyn* Dodgers cap as well as sunglasses. The woman wears modern Blue Jays fan attire. She is holding his hand affectionately. The text reads: Dodger: I still haven't forgiven them for moving to LA. Quamara: Darling, that was 67 years ago. Dodger: And? Quamara: And you should be cheering for the Jays.
November 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Day 29: Light Strawberry/Harvest/Maple Leaf/Magic Circle/Snake
Day 30: Water Dragon/Innkeeper/Bonfire
A strawberry themed elf fairy and a snake construct a magic circle. The snake forms the circle. The circle has a flower and a small apple in it: the snake has a maple leaf and the fairy holds a vine of ivy. An inn called the Weeping Knight. A black elven woman in a vaguely sari-like outfit is cooking fish over a bonfire her pet dragon has made for her as he rests beside her feet. There is a river and a tree, and several hot pepper plants. She is cooking outside.
November 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Day 25: Dark Wizard/Altar/Bamboo. An attempt at a Chinese themed version of the Magician tarot card.
Day 26: Earth Forest/Celtic, based on Evil Dead
Day 27: Air Barbarian/Forest, vaguely Tarzan inspired
Day 28: Fire Potion/Candles
An elven woman in an elaborate hanfu with a circular altar with bamboo (wood), a candle (fire), a jade sculpture (earth), a metal disc (metal), and a bowl of water (water). A tattooed elf woman with facial tattoos is tangled by vines and brambles in the forest, struggling to escape A tattooed elf man swings on a vine and lands on a thick tree branch. An elven alchemist inspects a fiery potion he has created. In front of him are his various alembics and beakers and such.
November 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Day 21: Earth Ranger/Mage/Pomegranate. Obviously elf Persephone.
Day 22: Air Graveyard, loosely based on Tibetan sky burials
Day 23: Fire Monk/Butterfly
Day 24: Light Tome/Cookies/Cottagecore
A woman in ancient Greek clothing and a cloak, holding two pomegranates. An elf monk watching some vultures pick at human remains on a mountain with the night sky in the background. A male elven Shaolin-style monk wielding a glaive that is flaming. There is a flame butterfly in his anima banner, Exalted styles. A grandmotherly elf takes cookies out of a vaguely 1800s giant oven.
November 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Day 17: Fire Keys/Star/Lantern/Chic (it's based on an outfit from Balmain's FW 2025 runway)
Day 18: Earth Arcane Artifact; the cup has a design of oleander flowers and neutralizes poisons
Day 19: Dark Warlock/Loungewear/Writer
Day 20: Water Swords/Toad
A black woman in an oversized hoodie sweater dress and slouchy boots. She is holding up a lantern with a star providing her flame/light inside. You can't really tell but she's an elf. A male elf in attempted Taisho-era kimono withe short hair. He is supposed to be holding a cup but I fucked up so the cup was drawn separately. An emo elf lies face down on a couch in a very Victorian-era-looking nightgown and slippers but he is looking at a laptop which is on the floor next to the sofa. His cat familiar is lying on his back. The text above them reads: -Noël ... Minesweeper isn't finishing your book. -Shut up, Puck. -I'm just saying, Titania will be upset if you miss your deadline AGAIN. An undersea elven warrior fights a giant toad. It is trying to hit her with its tongue and she is dodging. Her hair is braided. She wields a circular shield and a short sword. Her armor is vaguely shell-based and she has swim fins on her feet.
November 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Day 13: Dark Sorcerer - think I might have misread a # and added cat
Day 14: Water Aristocratic Mask (it's meant to look like a blue sea dragon)
Day 15: Light Bohemian/Painter
Day 16: Air artificer/book/runes
An elven woman mid transformation into a panther, crouched down. A bust of an elven woman with ringlets wearing a mask that looks like a blue sea dragon is on her face Michelangelo Buonarotti but as an elf painting the ceiling of an elf Sistine Chapel. He's lying on his arm but I fucked up which side the thumb is on and the perspective is poor. A female elf artificer envisioned as an airship captain, casting a magical helm, definitely stole her wardrobe from Setzer of FFVI
November 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Day 9: Light Fighter/Kitsune
Day 10: Dark Candles/Evening Wear
Day 11: Earth Rogue/Florist, which is secretly (not that secretly) Weiß Kreuz fanart lmao
Day 12: Air Archery/Starlight
A woman in vaguely Japanese armor wearing a kitsune mask with real kitsune tails. She wields a naginata. An elven woman in a complicated and slutty evening gown carrying a candelabra. Youji from Weiß Kreuz as an elf. He is holding an elaborate floral arrangement in a vase and smirking. A constellation of an elven archer.
November 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Day 5: a Light Bard dancing with a pan flute under a giant moon
Day 6: A water witch, which I misremembered as lich, so have an undead water witch
Day 7: Water Crown. I was in a hurry lol
Day 8: Fire Hoodie/Sweater. Definitely a modern AU lol
A bard in a medievalish dress, short hair, playing a pan flute under a giant moon A transmasc undead water lich with bones showing through and accompanied by the bones of an anglerfish The back of an elf with long wavy hair, wearing a crown, touching the edge of a pool of water. A leaf is also causing ripples. Modern AU tiefling with his elf bf. The tiefling has long hair and is wearing more preppy clothes; the elf has a man bun with an undercut and is wearing an oversized sweater with flames on it, obviously stolen from the BF, and ripped jeans. He's been surprised while playing on his phone by his bf hugging him from behind.
November 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Day 1: an Air Cleric
Day 2: a Dark Death Gardener (they're all poisonous mushrooms)
Day 3: a Fire Druid calming a volcano
Day 4: an Earth Witch with a huge deer, à la Mononoke
A male elf jumps down from on high, his gauzy top wrap and his hair billowing behind/above him. A male elf in medieval gardener garb wipes his brow as he examines his deadly mushrooms. A transfem elf in a bandana, chunky jewelry at the biceps, wrists, and ankles, a large sash, and gauzy skirt, attempts to calm a cracking earthen core A fat elf strokes the nose of an enormous resting deer. The deer's head alone is the size of the elf's body.
November 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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What I want to know is, has no one at the NYT ever spoken to any Canadian, anywhere? Ontario Province?????
Quoted from an NYT piece: "The advertisement, which the government of Ontario Province purchased to air in the United States, uses several sound bites from a weekly radio address Reagan made in April 1987, though not in the order he said them. Reagan warned Congress not to take broader protectionist action against Japan as he prepared to meet with prime minister Yasuhiro Nakasone."
October 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Montreal looking through the big metal hoop A fountain surrounded by stone dogs and sphinx in Bergamo, Italy, with buildings and covered outdoor dining areas behind Bergamo, Italy, photo of the lower city taken from the upper city. Lots of red roofs. Treviso, Italy: a fancy McDonalds on a canal, with a patio decorated with greenery
October 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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After days and nights of incredible labour and fatigue, I succeeded in discovering the cause of and generation of life; nay, more, I became myself capable of bestowing animation upon lifeless matter. When I found so astonishing a power placed within my hands, I hesitated a long time concerning the manner in which I should employ it. Although I possessed the capacity of bestowing animation, yet to prepare a frame for the reception of it, with all its intricacies of fibres, muscles, and veins, still remained a work of inconceivable difficulty and labour. I doubted at first whether I should attempt the creation of a being like myself, or one of simpler organization; but my imagination was too much exalted by my first success to permit me to doubt of my ability to give life to an animal as complex and wonderful as man. The materials at present within my command hardly appeared adequate to so arduous an undertaking, but I doubted not that I should ultimately succeed. I prepared myself for a multitude of reverses; my operations might be incessantly baffled, and at last my work be imperfect, yet when I considered the improvement which every day takes place in science and mechanics, I was encouraged to hope my present attempts would at least lay the foundations of future success. Nor could I consider the magnitude and complexity of my plan as any argument of its impracticability. It was with these feelings that I began the creation of a human being. As the minuteness of the parts formed a great hindrance to my speed, I resolved, contrary to my first intention, to make the being of a gigantic stature, that is to say, about eight feet in height, and proportionably large. After having formed this determination and having spent some months in successfully collecting and arranging my materials, I began. Pursuing these reflections, I thought that if I could bestow animation upon lifeless matter, I might in the process of time (although I now found it impossible) renew life where death had apparently devoted the body to corruption.
October 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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I love discovering old #rpg notes to self for a game I have no memory of even running (this is a lie. I think I ran one (1) game of it). WHAT DO THESE EVEN MEAN

(Tag yourself I'm The Room)
Storyline ideas: -meet-n-greet -cryptozoologist -Marie's return -by the way, those dolls are psychic and have no compunctions about morality, and also, they'll kill people for you -joining the family -university experiment -horror unleashed -the room -Casa Loma -do not disturb the delicate spiritual ecosystem, n00bs -the monstrous is not always evil
September 19, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Look 🤷
Your result: Consensual but not safe or sane You're a little bit feral, but that's okay - you weren't socialized as a puppy. It's not your fault. You mean well!
September 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Nerd cred undefeated
A Words With Friends/Scrabble board. The most recent entry, done by yours truly, is MANGA for 69 points.
September 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Congrats!!

(The middle picture here of Dodger and Quamara was by NikiMarii, the other two (Mags, the tiefling, and Nlossae, the elf) were drawn by me 💛)
A purple tiefling with silver eyes and horns, dark blue long straight hair, wearing a fine blue robe trimmed in gold. Two elves. The male, left, is lighter-skinned with black hair and blue eyes, wears a silver diadem, a white frilly shirt and a black vest with a pattern of blue and gold flowers and white doves. The woman, right, is darker-skinned with dark brown hair and green eyes. She is wearing gold jewelry, including earrings and a wedding ring, a sheer pale blue dress sleeve, and has blue morning glories and white jasmine woven into her hair. They are gazing at each other lovingly and about to kiss. A darker-skinned elf with green eyes. He has his dark brown hair in a man-bun with shaved sides. He is smirking. He has gold jewelry, including a dangling feather design, and is wearing a red robe with a cream undertunic.
August 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Something something gun to shoot my printer if it makes a noise I don't recognize
Tumblr post: I work in IT, which is the reason our house has: - mechanical locks - mechanical windows - routers using OpenWRT - no smart home crap - no Alexa/Google Assistant/... - no internet connected thermostats Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future! Programmers / Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.
August 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
The penguin-holding-a-machete meme, but instead of "become ungovernable", it reads "become untariffable"
August 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
Haruka from Sailor Moon wearing a white shirt sleeved collared shirt under a jean vest with torn sleeves. She is waving and winking. Text over top reads: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Who knows! But everyone finds me hot and that makes everyone gay
August 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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When @michaelhobbes.bsky.social and @notalawyer.bsky.social finally write the ur-IBCK management book, it will basically be this:
A quote from Terry Pratchett's The Last Continent: And that had led to all the trouble with _How to Dynamically Manage People for Dynamic Results in a Caring Empowering Way in Quite a Short Time Dynamically. Ponder didn't know when this book would be written, or even in which world it might be published, but it was obviously going to be popular because random trawls in the depths of L-space often turned up fragments. Perhaps it wasn't even just one book.
July 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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I love it when old men cats are babies. Mine is also a baby 17
Xander, a beige tabby, is lying on a beige comforter, pulling my hand to his face for scritches
July 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM