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👁️ Sauron did
🏢 nothing wrong
Also - what's up with black holes evaporating?
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
*Missions impossible
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
What did you think it meant?
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I always thought it was Slowflaccid Von.
November 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
For real though. Never once in like 20 years now has seeing what that dude thinks on literally any topic been useful to me in any way.
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
His name is Gus
November 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Correct, very much not a dumb law.
November 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Walk-in walkoff
November 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
They have money for starving families, but not for feeding them.
October 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Are we still doing phrasing?
October 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Starring Rory Calhoun - that's the guy who's always standing and walking!
October 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Buttermilk biscuits > croissants for making a breakfast sandwich, sorry. I don't want to cut a croissant.
October 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Maybe they're worried American pilots will refuse to conduct air strikes on Portland?
October 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
He never took molly again
October 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
@thepressbox.bsky.social "bucking tradition and legal precedent" is a great only in (terrible) journalism phrase
October 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Insurance companies want to quit paying for inhalers (and people with asthma).
October 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
True story -
My transmasc son: Sometimes I wish I wasn't trans.
Me: And just feel comfortable in a girl's body?
Son: Ew, no.
October 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Is there an Israel?
September 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I think that's probably true? I mean, you can never sleep on music, and someday someone might make a truly transcendent movie. Movies and video games are perhaps similar in not yet taking the highest heights. It took painting centuries to get there.
September 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I have not. Not heard of it before, actually, but I'm curious.
September 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM