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HeyAmie
@heyamie.bsky.social
Runner, singer, reader, writer, farmer, juggler, sarcasm extraordinaire
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Here’s a New Year’s Resolution:

Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.
January 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a freshly-fallen snow, a crackling fire, a riveting mystery novel, a kettle on the stove, and a healthy supply of emotional support scones.
January 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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I wonder if shampoo and conditioner are friends irl or if it’s purely professional
December 18, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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good job online today, everyone. i just saw all the posts
December 18, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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some people think eating soup alone in your car is sad, but:
1. eating soup
2. you’re alone
December 18, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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A single page of a novel or script comes to about 300 words or ~1650 characters. So if you can write 6 skeets in a day, you can put 1 page into your dream project. After about 100 days, you’ll have a script; after ~166 days, you’ll have crossed the threshold of being a novel. Just 1 page at a time.
December 17, 2024 at 12:30 AM
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Writing is an act of rebellion.
Writing is an act of creation.
Writing is an act of salvation.
Writing is an act of exploration.
Writing is an act of emotion.
Writing is an act of confession.
Writing is an act of speculation.
Writing is an act of reflection.
Keep writing.
December 16, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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Sunday evenings are great if you like depression and dread
December 15, 2024 at 11:07 PM
I’m just going to put on my peppermint chapstick and handle it.
December 13, 2024 at 1:40 PM
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I love a good graph. Always send me good graphs if you see one.
December 12, 2024 at 12:04 AM
The girl at the drive-thru window just called me babe, so I guess we’re dating now.
December 6, 2024 at 4:18 PM
It’s road trip day. Time to stock up on allllll the snacks.
December 6, 2024 at 12:21 PM
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my son: i like how cheetos don’t pretend to be anything other than terrible for you
December 6, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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[Gently waking my Mom] Mariah Carey wants me for Christmas.
December 6, 2024 at 8:46 AM
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quick while the mods are asleep, we’re gonna put a whole egg in the microwave
December 6, 2024 at 9:58 AM
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At the end of the day, don’t we all just want to pull a book from a bookshelf and find that it reveals a hidden room?
December 4, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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If you don't say wtf about me pretty frequently I wonder wtf is wrong with you
December 4, 2024 at 9:49 PM
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Pamper yourself today by finding a cottage in the Scottish Highlands and going off the grid for a few years.
December 3, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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I am 35 years old and STILL deeply terrified that consuming anything from the hotel room minibar will bankrupt my entire family somehow
December 1, 2024 at 5:12 PM
I am having the laziest, most luxurious morning and I’m loving it.
November 30, 2024 at 12:50 PM
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waiting for my family to go to bed so i can eat cheese from the fridge like a gremlin
November 30, 2024 at 3:47 AM