Herschel M
@herschel-martin.bsky.social
Skizzle connoisseur raised by Loons in Saint Paul, Minnesota
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The NYT is basically suduku, recipes, and a massive troop of Ivy League Yuppies helping out their buddies.
Tomorrow on The Daily, Michael Barbaro talks to all The NY Times journalists who had direct evidence of Trump’s relationship with pedophile pimp Epstein but chose to not investigate it.
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The NYT is basically suduku, recipes, and a massive troop of Ivy League Yuppies helping out their buddies.
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What's the plan, @mollycoleman.bsky.social and @melvincarter.bsky.social ? This is in Rebecca Noecker's ward, but she doesn't appear to have an account here.
From a St Paul Dept of Safety and Inspections email: construction permit for a new $11m CBP building construction permit at 670 Bayfield Street next to the downtown StP airport. Note location right near the runways. "Great" place to deport from! @mollycoleman.bsky.social @melvincarter.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
What's the plan, @mollycoleman.bsky.social and @melvincarter.bsky.social ? This is in Rebecca Noecker's ward, but she doesn't appear to have an account here.
What's the plan, @mollycoleman.bsky.social and @melvincarter.bsky.social ? This is in Rebecca Noecker's ward, but she doesn't appear to have an account here.
From a St Paul Dept of Safety and Inspections email: construction permit for a new $11m CBP building construction permit at 670 Bayfield Street next to the downtown StP airport. Note location right near the runways. "Great" place to deport from! @mollycoleman.bsky.social @melvincarter.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
What's the plan, @mollycoleman.bsky.social and @melvincarter.bsky.social ? This is in Rebecca Noecker's ward, but she doesn't appear to have an account here.
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It pains me to say as a Minneapolitan but Union station in St. Paul with its gorgeous public bathrooms, plentiful seating, games, art, bookstore, food and architecture is more family friendly and pleasant place to spend time at than anywhere in Minneapolis.
November 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
It pains me to say as a Minneapolitan but Union station in St. Paul with its gorgeous public bathrooms, plentiful seating, games, art, bookstore, food and architecture is more family friendly and pleasant place to spend time at than anywhere in Minneapolis.
Why is there a 98% probability that this happens at a concert? You can get there early and find the perfect spot, and then Detlef Schrempf just slides right in at the last minute. At least Jeff Tweedy *sounded* good.
November 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Why is there a 98% probability that this happens at a concert? You can get there early and find the perfect spot, and then Detlef Schrempf just slides right in at the last minute. At least Jeff Tweedy *sounded* good.
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every AI ad is like
“hey gemini, what would i have for lunch?”
and then the phone is like
“sandwich”
and the guy is like
“wow”
“hey gemini, what would i have for lunch?”
and then the phone is like
“sandwich”
and the guy is like
“wow”
September 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
every AI ad is like
“hey gemini, what would i have for lunch?”
and then the phone is like
“sandwich”
and the guy is like
“wow”
“hey gemini, what would i have for lunch?”
and then the phone is like
“sandwich”
and the guy is like
“wow”
It's so expertly crafted, an unsuspecting reader might see that and think, "well that's neat" or "that was nice of him to say", if they think anything. But if you know Dylan and where he's from, he's publicly wiping his ass with that honorary degree. It belongs in the "Minnesota Nice" Hall of Fame.
Absolutely savage Minnesotan passive aggressiveness in that Bob Dylan quote.
"What a pleasant surprise,” Dylan says in a statement. “Who knows what path my career might have taken if I’d been fortunate enough to learn from some of the great musicians who taught at Berklee. It’s something to think about.”
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
It's so expertly crafted, an unsuspecting reader might see that and think, "well that's neat" or "that was nice of him to say", if they think anything. But if you know Dylan and where he's from, he's publicly wiping his ass with that honorary degree. It belongs in the "Minnesota Nice" Hall of Fame.
Saint Paul City Council just voted to order the demolition of CVS at University and Snelling, in case the surrounding suburbs are wondering what all the hooting and hollering is about right now.
November 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Saint Paul City Council just voted to order the demolition of CVS at University and Snelling, in case the surrounding suburbs are wondering what all the hooting and hollering is about right now.
Saint Paul "Safer Summit" bike trail advocates should remember the cardinal rule of proposals, which is always ask for more than what you need. Propose the Saint Paul Canal, where kayak commuters will finally have a voice. Carve up those BMW parking spots and dig from Shadow Falls to Harriet Island!
November 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Saint Paul "Safer Summit" bike trail advocates should remember the cardinal rule of proposals, which is always ask for more than what you need. Propose the Saint Paul Canal, where kayak commuters will finally have a voice. Carve up those BMW parking spots and dig from Shadow Falls to Harriet Island!
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Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
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🧵🎉 We did it, St. Paul! This election, voters came together to overwhelmingly pass Administrative Citations.
⚖️ With this win, our city can hold corporate wrongdoers accountable, protect renters in their homes, and ensure workers get a fair day’s pay for a fair day’s work.
⚖️ With this win, our city can hold corporate wrongdoers accountable, protect renters in their homes, and ensure workers get a fair day’s pay for a fair day’s work.
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
🧵🎉 We did it, St. Paul! This election, voters came together to overwhelmingly pass Administrative Citations.
⚖️ With this win, our city can hold corporate wrongdoers accountable, protect renters in their homes, and ensure workers get a fair day’s pay for a fair day’s work.
⚖️ With this win, our city can hold corporate wrongdoers accountable, protect renters in their homes, and ensure workers get a fair day’s pay for a fair day’s work.
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In @thecity.nyc ‘s better-than-NYT detailed map, among other things, it’s wild clear that Mamdani had almost unanimous support from public transit commuters. Cars poison the mind www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/04/e... (attn @thewaroncars.bsky.social )
November 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
In @thecity.nyc ‘s better-than-NYT detailed map, among other things, it’s wild clear that Mamdani had almost unanimous support from public transit commuters. Cars poison the mind www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/04/e... (attn @thewaroncars.bsky.social )
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One of the funniest things I’m encountering in the St Paul election is that people will complain about how Carter has handled an issue. And what they want him to do is the more progressive thing but instead they’re voting for the more conservative person.
November 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
One of the funniest things I’m encountering in the St Paul election is that people will complain about how Carter has handled an issue. And what they want him to do is the more progressive thing but instead they’re voting for the more conservative person.
Absolutely savage Minnesotan passive aggressiveness in that Bob Dylan quote.
"What a pleasant surprise,” Dylan says in a statement. “Who knows what path my career might have taken if I’d been fortunate enough to learn from some of the great musicians who taught at Berklee. It’s something to think about.”
Bob Dylan Accepts Honorary Doctorate From Berklee College of Music
bit.ly
November 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Absolutely savage Minnesotan passive aggressiveness in that Bob Dylan quote.
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Never change blue sky
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Never change blue sky
Old fashioned "peanut butter" Halloween candy has endorsed Jacob Frey for Mayor of Minneapolis.
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Old fashioned "peanut butter" Halloween candy has endorsed Jacob Frey for Mayor of Minneapolis.
Greedo's Revisionist Shot has endorsed Jacob Frey for Mayor in Minneapolis.
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Greedo's Revisionist Shot has endorsed Jacob Frey for Mayor in Minneapolis.
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It's election season in St Paul. Every few years the whole town gets together to debate the pressing political questions of our time -- Is a small business an autonomous nation? Do garbage cans have rights? If I'm rich enough, do I own the street in front of my house?
November 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It's election season in St Paul. Every few years the whole town gets together to debate the pressing political questions of our time -- Is a small business an autonomous nation? Do garbage cans have rights? If I'm rich enough, do I own the street in front of my house?
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someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives
November 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives
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are you sure got everyone there @startribune.com ??????
this is beyond absurd.
this is beyond absurd.
November 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
are you sure got everyone there @startribune.com ??????
this is beyond absurd.
this is beyond absurd.
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A key St. Paul official will recommend that the CVS at Snelling and University be ordered demolished. City Council hearing Nov. 5. www.twincities.com/2025/10/29/s... #StPaul
St. Paul: Hearing officer recommends demolition of vacant Midway CVS
The St. Paul City Council will discuss potential demolition orders on Nov. 5.
www.twincities.com
October 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
A key St. Paul official will recommend that the CVS at Snelling and University be ordered demolished. City Council hearing Nov. 5. www.twincities.com/2025/10/29/s... #StPaul