queer eye would’ve been a much better show if it was just five new gay guys every episode
not even helpful ones they’re just like eating the stuff in your fridge and telling you to quit your job
not even helpful ones they’re just like eating the stuff in your fridge and telling you to quit your job
January 23, 2026 at 6:50 AM
queer eye would’ve been a much better show if it was just five new gay guys every episode
not even helpful ones they’re just like eating the stuff in your fridge and telling you to quit your job
not even helpful ones they’re just like eating the stuff in your fridge and telling you to quit your job
you knowwww the outfits good when the uber driver asks you if you know jesus
January 18, 2026 at 9:56 AM
you knowwww the outfits good when the uber driver asks you if you know jesus
everyone’s like “you should get diagnosed! you should get diagnosed!” and it’s like okay what ever happened to letting a woman be eccentric
January 9, 2026 at 6:32 AM
everyone’s like “you should get diagnosed! you should get diagnosed!” and it’s like okay what ever happened to letting a woman be eccentric
one thing about gay guys is they’re gonna push the hell outta you
December 20, 2025 at 8:25 AM
one thing about gay guys is they’re gonna push the hell outta you
weird how whenever i don’t go outside during the daytime i start thinking that everyone i’ve ever met wants me dead
December 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
weird how whenever i don’t go outside during the daytime i start thinking that everyone i’ve ever met wants me dead
before i eat anywhere i check to make sure the chef has gauges
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
before i eat anywhere i check to make sure the chef has gauges
i love getting randomly added to an acquaintances close friends
like yesss diva your mom IS a huge bitch and yeah i do wanna hear 30 seconds of a song that reminds you of your ex
like yesss diva your mom IS a huge bitch and yeah i do wanna hear 30 seconds of a song that reminds you of your ex
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
i love getting randomly added to an acquaintances close friends
like yesss diva your mom IS a huge bitch and yeah i do wanna hear 30 seconds of a song that reminds you of your ex
like yesss diva your mom IS a huge bitch and yeah i do wanna hear 30 seconds of a song that reminds you of your ex
it sucks that because of AI you can’t even believe pet videos anymore
it used to mean something when a dog used a jet ski to save a boy from a shark attack
it used to mean something when a dog used a jet ski to save a boy from a shark attack
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
it sucks that because of AI you can’t even believe pet videos anymore
it used to mean something when a dog used a jet ski to save a boy from a shark attack
it used to mean something when a dog used a jet ski to save a boy from a shark attack
it’s hard being atheist with a catholic brain
like i don’t believe in god but i do believe getting on my knees for a man can fix my problems
like i don’t believe in god but i do believe getting on my knees for a man can fix my problems
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
it’s hard being atheist with a catholic brain
like i don’t believe in god but i do believe getting on my knees for a man can fix my problems
like i don’t believe in god but i do believe getting on my knees for a man can fix my problems
every year it’s always “imagine how you would feel if you were the turkey!”
as if i haven’t been laid out on a table completely naked oiled up and spreading open my delicious hole for 12 people
as if i haven’t been laid out on a table completely naked oiled up and spreading open my delicious hole for 12 people
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
every year it’s always “imagine how you would feel if you were the turkey!”
as if i haven’t been laid out on a table completely naked oiled up and spreading open my delicious hole for 12 people
as if i haven’t been laid out on a table completely naked oiled up and spreading open my delicious hole for 12 people
it’s time to play why isn’t cousin in the family photo
i’ve narrowed it down to jail, military,
or gay
i’ve narrowed it down to jail, military,
or gay
November 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
it’s time to play why isn’t cousin in the family photo
i’ve narrowed it down to jail, military,
or gay
i’ve narrowed it down to jail, military,
or gay
they are doing a ginger party at the abbey and i just wanna say that i think it’s fucked up to rob people just because they have red hair
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
they are doing a ginger party at the abbey and i just wanna say that i think it’s fucked up to rob people just because they have red hair
The AI chatbot Jesus is just like regular Jesus but instead of turning water into wine he turns water into water that if you drink it you die
November 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The AI chatbot Jesus is just like regular Jesus but instead of turning water into wine he turns water into water that if you drink it you die
everytime there’s a new reason to boycott starbucks i’m surprised how many people are resistant
they’re like noooo not my piss from the toilet! it’s fall! i need my big cup of pumpkin piss! i love paying $8 for my grande oatmilk piss with 3 shots of piss and extra piss foam!
they’re like noooo not my piss from the toilet! it’s fall! i need my big cup of pumpkin piss! i love paying $8 for my grande oatmilk piss with 3 shots of piss and extra piss foam!
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
everytime there’s a new reason to boycott starbucks i’m surprised how many people are resistant
they’re like noooo not my piss from the toilet! it’s fall! i need my big cup of pumpkin piss! i love paying $8 for my grande oatmilk piss with 3 shots of piss and extra piss foam!
they’re like noooo not my piss from the toilet! it’s fall! i need my big cup of pumpkin piss! i love paying $8 for my grande oatmilk piss with 3 shots of piss and extra piss foam!
of course these AI developers think they’ll be able to mimic people’s personalities
their personality could be mimicked by a fucking doormat
their personality could be mimicked by a fucking doormat
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
of course these AI developers think they’ll be able to mimic people’s personalities
their personality could be mimicked by a fucking doormat
their personality could be mimicked by a fucking doormat
i don’t know i guess i just feel like it’s really really easy to not be friends with the number one pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
i don’t know i guess i just feel like it’s really really easy to not be friends with the number one pedophile
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it’s a real problem that the only people using gender neutral restrooms are transgender or about to take the craziest shit of their entire life
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
it’s a real problem that the only people using gender neutral restrooms are transgender or about to take the craziest shit of their entire life
i love when a guy is like “socialism sounds nice but the math doesn’t add up”
it’s like brother you use chatgpt to make your grocery list you don’t even do kid math
it’s like brother you use chatgpt to make your grocery list you don’t even do kid math
November 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
i love when a guy is like “socialism sounds nice but the math doesn’t add up”
it’s like brother you use chatgpt to make your grocery list you don’t even do kid math
it’s like brother you use chatgpt to make your grocery list you don’t even do kid math
you know they’ve got nancy pelosi up late right now trying to teach her tiktok dances
November 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
you know they’ve got nancy pelosi up late right now trying to teach her tiktok dances
Shocked to hear about Dick Cheney’s passing, my condolences to his wife Pussy
November 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Shocked to hear about Dick Cheney’s passing, my condolences to his wife Pussy
i might be dressing to slutty because i was just walked by a hotel and this security guard said “don’t even think about coming in here”
i was walking to taco bell
i was walking to taco bell
October 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
i might be dressing to slutty because i was just walked by a hotel and this security guard said “don’t even think about coming in here”
i was walking to taco bell
i was walking to taco bell
dog jesus:
i turned this wine into water from the sink
i turned this wine into water from the sink
October 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
dog jesus:
i turned this wine into water from the sink
i turned this wine into water from the sink
i think all protesting has its purpose but maybe next time the signs can be a bit more “abolish ice” or “free palestine”
instead of “trump is a big ugly gay guy who has a small fucking penis and loves drinking big buckets of cum! he might be hitler but even worse he is gay.”
instead of “trump is a big ugly gay guy who has a small fucking penis and loves drinking big buckets of cum! he might be hitler but even worse he is gay.”
October 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
i think all protesting has its purpose but maybe next time the signs can be a bit more “abolish ice” or “free palestine”
instead of “trump is a big ugly gay guy who has a small fucking penis and loves drinking big buckets of cum! he might be hitler but even worse he is gay.”
instead of “trump is a big ugly gay guy who has a small fucking penis and loves drinking big buckets of cum! he might be hitler but even worse he is gay.”
cuomo going on logan paul’s podcast in an effort to win the “young people with no friends” vote
October 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
cuomo going on logan paul’s podcast in an effort to win the “young people with no friends” vote