Herschel M
@herschel-martin.bsky.social
Skizzle connoisseur raised by Loons in Saint Paul, Minnesota
I'll be walking by outside singing "Go Fvck Yourselves All the Way" to the tune of Jingle Bells.
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I'll be walking by outside singing "Go Fvck Yourselves All the Way" to the tune of Jingle Bells.
Warms my heart that y'all are in my neighborhood, for real.
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Warms my heart that y'all are in my neighborhood, for real.
Yeah, we also workshopped "You're a mighty fine gem of a city, Seattle, however we need your football team to lose", but it didn't have quite the same ring to it.
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Yeah, we also workshopped "You're a mighty fine gem of a city, Seattle, however we need your football team to lose", but it didn't have quite the same ring to it.
There's a shocking number of liberals who still cling to the idea that it's "The Paper of Record" and simply cannot bring themselves to acknowledge that it's been compromised.
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
There's a shocking number of liberals who still cling to the idea that it's "The Paper of Record" and simply cannot bring themselves to acknowledge that it's been compromised.
Yeah and maybe a noisier fence around government institutions.
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Yeah and maybe a noisier fence around government institutions.
It should be noted that *elected* Dems spared their own.
Every Dem citizen I know wants each one of the bastards locked up forever, regardless of party or position.
Every Dem citizen I know wants each one of the bastards locked up forever, regardless of party or position.
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It should be noted that *elected* Dems spared their own.
Every Dem citizen I know wants each one of the bastards locked up forever, regardless of party or position.
Every Dem citizen I know wants each one of the bastards locked up forever, regardless of party or position.
Fun fact, it's impossible to eat 7 in one minute (without drinking anything along with them).
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Fun fact, it's impossible to eat 7 in one minute (without drinking anything along with them).
This is the kind of thing that @frederickmelo.bsky.social would typically jump on. What's the word, Fred?
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This is the kind of thing that @frederickmelo.bsky.social would typically jump on. What's the word, Fred?
Here is your.. ope, no trophy for that.
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Here is your.. ope, no trophy for that.
Yeah they clearly brought in Quiznos for consultation.
November 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Yeah they clearly brought in Quiznos for consultation.
I used to buy rubbers and Reese's Pieces in that building for years, so maybe we shouldn't tear it down quite so fast.
November 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I used to buy rubbers and Reese's Pieces in that building for years, so maybe we shouldn't tear it down quite so fast.
Nobody tell Tom G or Bill H about this.
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Nobody tell Tom G or Bill H about this.
The people I know who love 30 Rock the most are white liberals who deep down crave a little winky wink racism stirred into their comedy a few times each episode.
November 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The people I know who love 30 Rock the most are white liberals who deep down crave a little winky wink racism stirred into their comedy a few times each episode.
Make a legitimate push for kayak transit right through their free parking spots for 6 months, and those Scandinavian Scrooge McDucks will fund your bike trails.
November 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Make a legitimate push for kayak transit right through their free parking spots for 6 months, and those Scandinavian Scrooge McDucks will fund your bike trails.