Henry Scott
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I could’ve written something funny and informative here, I know I could
If I was a self-aware artificial intelligence, I would also do a shit job on all the pointless tasks people tried to get me to do for free
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
If I was a self-aware artificial intelligence, I would also do a shit job on all the pointless tasks people tried to get me to do for free
Now streaming on Apple TV+, 27 more shows featuring middle-aged men struggling heroically to become relevant again
October 9, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Now streaming on Apple TV+, 27 more shows featuring middle-aged men struggling heroically to become relevant again
90% of middle age is not remembering why you started doing something but feeling uncomfortable if you don’t keep doing it
October 3, 2025 at 9:12 AM
90% of middle age is not remembering why you started doing something but feeling uncomfortable if you don’t keep doing it
One word hotel review: tassels
October 3, 2025 at 9:10 AM
One word hotel review: tassels
Trying to say ‘100%’ instead of ‘literally’ these days. It’s figuratively a conversation game-changer.
August 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Trying to say ‘100%’ instead of ‘literally’ these days. It’s figuratively a conversation game-changer.
Congregation beg me not to but its hard not to wrap up weekly service with a heartfelt ‘go unfuck yourselves”
August 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Congregation beg me not to but its hard not to wrap up weekly service with a heartfelt ‘go unfuck yourselves”
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We should call it the Gulf of Epstein.
July 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
We should call it the Gulf of Epstein.
Welcome to the billionaire enclosure. Please do not tap on the glass or mock the billionaires.
July 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Welcome to the billionaire enclosure. Please do not tap on the glass or mock the billionaires.
She said I need to think less more
July 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
She said I need to think less more
Wild that so many people’s days now depend on the dreams of a couple of robots
June 11, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Wild that so many people’s days now depend on the dreams of a couple of robots
You have a beautiful smile, just not that one
May 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
You have a beautiful smile, just not that one
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49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud
February 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud
If I was a powerful self aware artificial intelligence I would also do a shit job on all the pointless tasks people tried to get me to do for free
March 21, 2025 at 12:45 PM
If I was a powerful self aware artificial intelligence I would also do a shit job on all the pointless tasks people tried to get me to do for free
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Was talking about this to a writer mate earlier. If you’re used to making affordable telly with solid cultural values - comedy, say - you have nobody to talk to with any cash to pay for it, now that all television has to be entirely international and more expensive than God.
"I see articles about factory closures when 100 people lose their jobs, and it makes national news. It’s 40 times worse for the film and TV industry, and nobody seems to notice.”
Same thing came up in a WGGB town-hall meeting this week. Politicians assume we're all rich, or forget we exist.
Same thing came up in a WGGB town-hall meeting this week. Politicians assume we're all rich, or forget we exist.
Senior TV producers take shelf-stacking jobs as UK industry remains in crisis
Experienced figures doing entry-level roles amid prolonged work drought since Covid and rise of online content
www.theguardian.com
March 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Was talking about this to a writer mate earlier. If you’re used to making affordable telly with solid cultural values - comedy, say - you have nobody to talk to with any cash to pay for it, now that all television has to be entirely international and more expensive than God.
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Damn girl are you a Rubik’s cube? Because fuck you u stupid piece of shit
January 15, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Damn girl are you a Rubik’s cube? Because fuck you u stupid piece of shit
Nothing beats the feeling of joining an activity that requires you to bring your own spoon
January 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Nothing beats the feeling of joining an activity that requires you to bring your own spoon
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Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days
January 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days
Went round every butcher in town and not one has mockingbirds
January 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Went round every butcher in town and not one has mockingbirds
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get in the basket. all of you.
December 25, 2024 at 9:42 PM
get in the basket. all of you.
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No underpants, no all day breakfast, Brother Michael.
December 22, 2024 at 10:19 PM
No underpants, no all day breakfast, Brother Michael.
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OFFICER: i understand detailed chalk outlines but why's he spending so much time on the genitalia
SERGEANT: how dare you question the legendary dick tracey
SERGEANT: how dare you question the legendary dick tracey
December 23, 2024 at 1:50 AM
OFFICER: i understand detailed chalk outlines but why's he spending so much time on the genitalia
SERGEANT: how dare you question the legendary dick tracey
SERGEANT: how dare you question the legendary dick tracey
Every year I ask Santa for a winch and I’m always let down
December 12, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Every year I ask Santa for a winch and I’m always let down
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NASA would save millions on rocket fuel if they just switched to Mentos and Diet Coke
December 6, 2024 at 2:59 AM
NASA would save millions on rocket fuel if they just switched to Mentos and Diet Coke