Henry Scott
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Day 43 of the case and the dyslexic detective had yet to find the smoking gnu
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Day 43 of the case and the dyslexic detective had yet to find the smoking gnu
Just rescues some animals from the burning forest came out all gnus blazing
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Just rescues some animals from the burning forest came out all gnus blazing
brought a fnike to a gnu fight
November 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
brought a fnike to a gnu fight
How do we keep visits to the billionaire enclosure free? My dear, you are the payment.
July 27, 2025 at 6:32 AM
How do we keep visits to the billionaire enclosure free? My dear, you are the payment.
The billionaires are very busy
July 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The billionaires are very busy
If this is your first time at the billionaire enclosure please remember that while you can see the billionaires, they cannot see themselves
July 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
If this is your first time at the billionaire enclosure please remember that while you can see the billionaires, they cannot see themselves
Because of the high running costs of the billionaire enclosure the other exhibits have had to be sold, to the billionaires
July 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Because of the high running costs of the billionaire enclosure the other exhibits have had to be sold, to the billionaires
Visitors are not welcome at the billionaire enclosure
July 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Visitors are not welcome at the billionaire enclosure
Before the Industrial Revolution billionaires were known as emperors or kings.
July 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Before the Industrial Revolution billionaires were known as emperors or kings.
Billionaire fact: despite their thin skins billionaires have almost total immunity from any consequences of their actions
July 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Billionaire fact: despite their thin skins billionaires have almost total immunity from any consequences of their actions
Billionaires are created by created by secret government experiments in fiscal policy - it takes the entire wealth of around 100000 regular Homo sapiens to support one billionaire
July 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Billionaires are created by created by secret government experiments in fiscal policy - it takes the entire wealth of around 100000 regular Homo sapiens to support one billionaire
The enclosure is home to 3028 billionaires. 247 were created this year alone.
July 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The enclosure is home to 3028 billionaires. 247 were created this year alone.
Billionaire feeding time is between 1840 and 2028
July 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Billionaire feeding time is between 1840 and 2028
Can that house be down the road from Sally and Wayne Rooney’s place?
July 15, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Can that house be down the road from Sally and Wayne Rooney’s place?