Helly Kelly
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Helly Kelly
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@martylyricfm.bsky.social seven years ago today!
May 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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This absolutely peak snark from @bryce.lol about how clueless and yet profligate Sam Altman is in the kitchen alone is worth the cost of an FT sub. www.ft.com/content/b180...
Three things we learned about Sam Altman by scoping his kitchen
All Drizzle, no sizzle
www.ft.com
May 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Happy Easter to this great post
April 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Meta AI ‘Unable To Remember Anything’ After Being Trained On Gerry Adams’ Books
Meta AI ‘Unable To Remember Anything’ After Being Trained On Gerry Adams’ Books
SHARES in Facebook/WhatsApp/Instagram parent company Meta have crashed to near zero after the AI model Meta had planned to pour billions into has suffered a catastrophic malfunction, credited to the t...
waterfordwhispersnews.com
April 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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The man may actually be allergic to reading the room. Could be the first documented medical case of a person being room-illiterate
March 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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This week I wrote about vigilance, and how I'm less interested in litigating whether Garron Noone is a racist, than in whether what he said was true or not. It wasn't. And people are right to be alarmed that he said it, and to wonder why he did.

www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...
Séamas O'Reilly: I think anti-racists are right to be on high alert
I’m less concerned with why Garron Noone said what he said, than with whether it’s true or not
www.irishexaminer.com
March 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Ticketmaster when I try to log into the same account I've had for fifteen years.
March 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat
March 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Members of Congress exploded in anger after the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic revealed he was inadvertently included in a Trump administration Signal chat on airstrikes in Yemen.

"This is an outrageous national security breach and heads should roll."
"Heads should roll": Congress erupts over Trump administration's Signal leak
"We can't chalk this up to a simple mistake – people should be fired for this," said one House Democrat.
www.axios.com
March 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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I think the Atlantic piece is probably the scoopiest scoop of the last few decades. And it has clarified one thing - other than the total idiocy of sending opsec over group chats - Hegseth and Vance have a genuine animosity towards Europe. Something for us all to ponder.
March 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Reminder: the publicly stated reason that Hegseth, Vance et al. - the people who accidentally texted secret operational strike-package details to the Editor-in-Chief of The Atlantic - oppose DEI at the DOD is because they claim that it might lead to incompetent people holding positions of authority.
March 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
www.theatlantic.com
March 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Bang of Mr Wormwood off this
March 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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He wasn't "silenced" - he was actually speaking to 1.7 million followers, and he (or his management) made the decision to delete the accounts, not Twitter or Facebook or "the gubbermint".
Bullying or attacking Garron personally is not acceptable, but criticising what someone says is not "bullying".
March 22, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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If we're going to go on about Garron Noone all weekend, can we just agree on some of the basic facts:

1. He made a video
2. People reacted negatively to things he said in it
3. He made another video
4. People continued to react negatively
5. He closed his TikTok & Instagram accounts

That OK?
March 22, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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March 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I didn’t think this story could get worse until the last sentence in this paragraph
March 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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You read about it but nothing prepares you for actually seeing the little signs.
March 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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An underrated part of this video is you can watch the Dow go down in real time in the bottom right
Trump: "Tomorrow, tariffs -- 25 percent on Canada and 25 percent on Mexico. And that'll start."
March 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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The half an avocado I cut open and tried to save for later
March 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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There has been a lot of chatter today about Zelenskyy's meeting with Trump, some regarding this moment when White House correspondent Brian Glenn asked if the Ukrainian president plans to wear a suit. I want to address idea in this thread. 🧵
March 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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In November, they voted for Trump. In February, he laid them off. For the next election, they're thinking Trump.
February 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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coming this holiday season
February 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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"Priced out of the housing market? Try living in a hut in your parents backyard" is now the official government stance

We are so fucking cooked man
Government to make cabin homes in back gardens exempt from planning
The minister believes there needs to be planning exemptions to allow family members to live together on the same site.
www.thejournal.ie
February 19, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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wrote a bit about boyzone 🔨
I am going to chase Louis Walsh with a hammer
You better run, bitch.
open.substack.com
February 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM