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Missy
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Words, words, words.
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If you're a leftist this is the best day since... when
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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fandom is crazy bc wdym we're collectively watching a trump speech for taylor swift
October 13, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
“In light of the President's statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately”
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts
June 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read
June 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Now now, let’s leave some jokes for tomorrow. Pace yourselves, guys.
if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck
June 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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Yep
March 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
January 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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there is a 24/7 right-wing propaganda apparatus that operates across multiple mediums and it designed to do exactly this: smother any kind of local, material concern with cultural war signifiers and cultivate a “political affiliation as team sport” ethos
Montana is the clearest place to see the nationalization of US politics. Whole Dem ticket was multigenerational MT hunters & farmers in bolo ties. Dem gov candidate owned a gun manufacturer. GOP slate was outta state tech.

Whole race was dominated by natl culture war & southern border, GOP sweep
December 23, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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gitched sign + one of those pointless TikTok-style ads = unintentional cyberpunk at the Whole Foods
December 12, 2024 at 4:38 AM
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barred from interstate fucking travel. anyone with a uterus is a second class citizen in potentia
jessica.substack.com/p/idaho-will...
An appeals court has ruled that Idaho can enforce most of its anti-abortion travel ban, making it the first state in the nation to do so.
Idaho Will Enforce Abortion Travel Ban
12.2.24
jessica.substack.com
December 5, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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Amazon and Walmart are the largest US companies by both revenue and number of employees.

But 87% of jobs for Amazon and 91% for Walmart pay less than $20/hr.

Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos is worth $229B and the Walton family is worth roughly $270B.

See the problem here?
December 2, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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Monday Motivation
November 25, 2024 at 8:37 AM
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every media segment about bluesky
November 22, 2024 at 1:18 PM
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Folks online talking about the need for a womenswear version of @dieworkwear.bsky.social and I realize, oh, fuck, that might be me.

Hi, I'm OMG!ThatDress! and since 2010 I've run an extremely popular Tumblr account discussing fashion history and roasting ugly celebrity fashion on the red carpet.
November 22, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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First picture of the new cabinet members!
November 13, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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Ukrainian resistance: heroism

Palestinian resistance: terrorism
October 7, 2023 at 6:02 PM
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"Hostage-taking of civilians is a war crime.

What we’re witnessing in the Middle East right now are multiple war crimes.

Some of us condemn war crimes there, regardless of whether the perpetrators are Israeli or Palestinian.

Some only condemn war crimes by Palestinians."

Mehdi Hasan
October 7, 2023 at 6:12 PM
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I have immense sympathy for the global Jewish population and the millennia of oppression they have suffered but that doesn't excuse the fact that Israel runs an apartheid state that is actively engaged in genocide against the indigenous Palestinian populations in the area at the behest of The West
October 7, 2023 at 6:13 PM
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A list of some of my favorite palindromes:

"Lonely Tylenol."

"Mr. Owl ate my metal worm."

"Step on no pets."

"Do geese see God?"

"A Toyota's a Toyota."

"Do nine men interpret? Nine men, I nod."

"I saw desserts; I'd no lemons, alas no melon. Distressed was I."

"Meet animals; laminate 'em."
June 22, 2023 at 12:51 AM
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make no mistake this is a war between the creators of The Movies, the greatest collaborative art form to ever exist, and soulless money-grubbing goons who want to destroy all that is beautiful and pure
July 13, 2023 at 7:53 PM