Hazel Wander
@hazelwander.bsky.social
Hi.
I'm 30 something wtf, she/her/emotional support pegasus. Some may know me as Sena.
Refugee from too many social media sites, I'm getting too old for this shit. Technically all ages.
I'm 30 something wtf, she/her/emotional support pegasus. Some may know me as Sena.
Refugee from too many social media sites, I'm getting too old for this shit. Technically all ages.
Pinned
Hazel Wander
@hazelwander.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Hi! I'm Hazel! Aspec ΘΔ birdhorse who would really like to be petted please.
I like nerf, nerd stuff, MLP and geology porn and accessibility design.
Fascists catch my hooves.
This is going to be a dumping ground of shiny posts I found and random things. I hope you like them, they're for you.
I like nerf, nerd stuff, MLP and geology porn and accessibility design.
Fascists catch my hooves.
This is going to be a dumping ground of shiny posts I found and random things. I hope you like them, they're for you.
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this is just how i am irl
September 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
this is just how i am irl
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MW correctly reading the room
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
MW correctly reading the room
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it's also why i turn on the ac and ice the room out so i can have a blanket on because cozy and snug
September 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
it's also why i turn on the ac and ice the room out so i can have a blanket on because cozy and snug
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When you think about it, it's pretty weird that we based our nation's healthcare system around having random guys in an office somewhere who say "nah, you don't need that medication" and then fuck your doctor's wife.
October 21, 2023 at 8:59 PM
When you think about it, it's pretty weird that we based our nation's healthcare system around having random guys in an office somewhere who say "nah, you don't need that medication" and then fuck your doctor's wife.
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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Autism isn’t a disease to be cured or even eradicated. It’s a neurotype that results in many of the most beautiful and creative brains to have existed. Autists need systemic support to thrive in a world built for allistics, not the blame and shame that make our lives harder than they need to be.
September 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Autism isn’t a disease to be cured or even eradicated. It’s a neurotype that results in many of the most beautiful and creative brains to have existed. Autists need systemic support to thrive in a world built for allistics, not the blame and shame that make our lives harder than they need to be.
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"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."
Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.
Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.
Jimmy Kimmel Returns: ABC Ends Suspension Starting Tuesday
Jimmy Kimmel will return to late night on Tuesday
variety.com
September 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."
Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.
Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.
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You know what’s definitely worse than taking Tylenol during pregnancy? Untreated fevers.
This is not going to end well.
This is not going to end well.
September 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
You know what’s definitely worse than taking Tylenol during pregnancy? Untreated fevers.
This is not going to end well.
This is not going to end well.
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Different vulvae sketches based on the study"Classification of the anatomical variation in female external genitalia" by gynodiversity. The study
September 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Different vulvae sketches based on the study"Classification of the anatomical variation in female external genitalia" by gynodiversity. The study
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Remember how doctors and nurses were revered? Remember how amazed we were at mRNA technology? Remember how the vaccine was developed in record time thanks to investment in underlying basic science? 🧬
August 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Remember how doctors and nurses were revered? Remember how amazed we were at mRNA technology? Remember how the vaccine was developed in record time thanks to investment in underlying basic science? 🧬
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Remember when COVID vaccines were first available? Remember how they saved lives and helped us move toward normalcy? Remember how relieved and grateful we were? Remember how amazing our healthcare workers were? Remember how science rescued us?
August 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Remember when COVID vaccines were first available? Remember how they saved lives and helped us move toward normalcy? Remember how relieved and grateful we were? Remember how amazing our healthcare workers were? Remember how science rescued us?
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![4-panel comic. (1) [Roomba next to two people] PERSON 1 to Person 2 with white hat: The Roomba keeps my floor clean. But what do I do when the *Roomba* gets dirty? (2) PERSON 1: Simple: I got a second Roomba and a ramp, so they can clean each other. [a second Roomba takes ramp to be on top of first Roomba] (3) PERSON 1: After the tops are clean, I flip one of them over so they can clean each others’ undersides. [flips Roomba upside down] (4) [stacked Roombas vibrating] PERSON 2: There’s nothing NSFW about this, and yet it’s the most NSFW thing I’ve ever seen. PERSON 1: Yeah, my YouTube DIY video about it got demonetized.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicowxulcoikrb7a7datbtfucl3yb2kfxjuoknszcvbrhjanpek7f4@jpeg)
August 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Queer folk - go do self care. If you aren't involved in antifash work and countering misinfo, then your energy is better sent protecting your mental health instead of being logged onto the social media news cycle.
Honestly, I suggest all my followers take the next couple days off of social media and go do self-care. There's gonna be a lot of bigotry targeting us these next couple of days because of the lone wolf shooter, and if you're not involved in antifash work or countering misinfo, no point to seeing it
August 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Queer folk - go do self care. If you aren't involved in antifash work and countering misinfo, then your energy is better sent protecting your mental health instead of being logged onto the social media news cycle.
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So it's clear - I'm aware that the Minneapolis church shooter is a transfem, and have confirmed this independently myself via her name change documents. Myself & literally every trans person condemns this type of shit, especially targeting kids.
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August 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
So it's clear - I'm aware that the Minneapolis church shooter is a transfem, and have confirmed this independently myself via her name change documents. Myself & literally every trans person condemns this type of shit, especially targeting kids.
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Our main story tonight concerns Mech pilots, the easiest and cheapest way to make sure you get a pet that's already housebroken.
August 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Our main story tonight concerns Mech pilots, the easiest and cheapest way to make sure you get a pet that's already housebroken.
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gofund.me/9bb2080b
I'm struggling with being homeless and I'm hoping I could raise some money to help me get back on my feet. Details down below because I can't be arsed with this character limit.
If you could donate any kind of money, it would be most appreciated.
I'm struggling with being homeless and I'm hoping I could raise some money to help me get back on my feet. Details down below because I can't be arsed with this character limit.
If you could donate any kind of money, it would be most appreciated.
Donate to Emergency Funds, organized by Cotton Cloud
I'm struggling with getting off the streets and I'm hoping I could raise some money for emergency funds. … Cotton Cloud needs your support for Emergency Funds
gofund.me
August 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
gofund.me/9bb2080b
I'm struggling with being homeless and I'm hoping I could raise some money to help me get back on my feet. Details down below because I can't be arsed with this character limit.
If you could donate any kind of money, it would be most appreciated.
I'm struggling with being homeless and I'm hoping I could raise some money to help me get back on my feet. Details down below because I can't be arsed with this character limit.
If you could donate any kind of money, it would be most appreciated.
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LOOK AT THIS INCREDIBLE PIECE @lightdizzy.bsky.social DREW FOR ME AGDFIUHGFH
July 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
LOOK AT THIS INCREDIBLE PIECE @lightdizzy.bsky.social DREW FOR ME AGDFIUHGFH
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how to grab a canine therian by the muzzle:
-index and middle finger hooked over nose
-thumb wrapped around the bottom of the chin
-rest of yr hand curled around where their muzzle is
almost guaranteed to catch them off guard enough to make them shut up. do this consensually
-index and middle finger hooked over nose
-thumb wrapped around the bottom of the chin
-rest of yr hand curled around where their muzzle is
almost guaranteed to catch them off guard enough to make them shut up. do this consensually
November 30, 2024 at 8:21 PM
how to grab a canine therian by the muzzle:
-index and middle finger hooked over nose
-thumb wrapped around the bottom of the chin
-rest of yr hand curled around where their muzzle is
almost guaranteed to catch them off guard enough to make them shut up. do this consensually
-index and middle finger hooked over nose
-thumb wrapped around the bottom of the chin
-rest of yr hand curled around where their muzzle is
almost guaranteed to catch them off guard enough to make them shut up. do this consensually
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Senate Republicans just voted to pass the largest slashes to your health care and kids' nutrition assistance in our nation's history.
They're gambling with your lives to pay for tax cuts for their wealthiest friends.
The fight isn't over: call your reps at (202) 224-3121.
They're gambling with your lives to pay for tax cuts for their wealthiest friends.
The fight isn't over: call your reps at (202) 224-3121.
July 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Senate Republicans just voted to pass the largest slashes to your health care and kids' nutrition assistance in our nation's history.
They're gambling with your lives to pay for tax cuts for their wealthiest friends.
The fight isn't over: call your reps at (202) 224-3121.
They're gambling with your lives to pay for tax cuts for their wealthiest friends.
The fight isn't over: call your reps at (202) 224-3121.
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My favourite example is still the studio heads forcing Evenescance to have a Christian rapper in "Bring Me To Life" because they felt it was too feminine and America needed strong masculine leadership!
Everyone is throwing out examples of Iraq War-era mass derangement so I might as well throw in Amanda Bynes doing a peace sign on a movie poster being photoshopped out for fear of being seen as an antiwar statement
June 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
My favourite example is still the studio heads forcing Evenescance to have a Christian rapper in "Bring Me To Life" because they felt it was too feminine and America needed strong masculine leadership!
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