Hazel Wander
@hazelwander.bsky.social
Hi.
I'm 30 something wtf, she/her/emotional support pegasus. Some may know me as Sena.
Refugee from too many social media sites, I'm getting too old for this shit. Technically all ages.
I'm 30 something wtf, she/her/emotional support pegasus. Some may know me as Sena.
Refugee from too many social media sites, I'm getting too old for this shit. Technically all ages.
Pinned
Hazel Wander
@hazelwander.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Hi! I'm Hazel! Aspec ΘΔ birdhorse who would really like to be petted please.
I like nerf, nerd stuff, MLP and geology porn and accessibility design.
Fascists catch my hooves.
This is going to be a dumping ground of shiny posts I found and random things. I hope you like them, they're for you.
I like nerf, nerd stuff, MLP and geology porn and accessibility design.
Fascists catch my hooves.
This is going to be a dumping ground of shiny posts I found and random things. I hope you like them, they're for you.
Oh I misread. Well, regardless I think it's got a great feel!
October 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Oh I misread. Well, regardless I think it's got a great feel!
Can confirm system antics (although we don't have quite as much argue *then* make out) the confrontations over haircolor/style are legendary wars that have been ongoing
October 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Can confirm system antics (although we don't have quite as much argue *then* make out) the confrontations over haircolor/style are legendary wars that have been ongoing
It actually really strongly reminded me of Duck Hunt, so you aren't doing too bad on translating the feeling (I actually went and checked if it WAS because i wasn't sure)
October 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
It actually really strongly reminded me of Duck Hunt, so you aren't doing too bad on translating the feeling (I actually went and checked if it WAS because i wasn't sure)
Two hooves (and a bunch of feathers) up, looking good!
October 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Two hooves (and a bunch of feathers) up, looking good!
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My favorite was when the new director of trust and safety of one social media was a groomer I knew personally. I think he moved on somewhere else.
October 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
My favorite was when the new director of trust and safety of one social media was a groomer I knew personally. I think he moved on somewhere else.
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this is just how i am irl
September 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
this is just how i am irl
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MW correctly reading the room
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
MW correctly reading the room
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it's also why i turn on the ac and ice the room out so i can have a blanket on because cozy and snug
September 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
it's also why i turn on the ac and ice the room out so i can have a blanket on because cozy and snug
The "fuck anyone next to me, at least I'm safe" button
September 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The "fuck anyone next to me, at least I'm safe" button
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When you think about it, it's pretty weird that we based our nation's healthcare system around having random guys in an office somewhere who say "nah, you don't need that medication" and then fuck your doctor's wife.
October 21, 2023 at 8:59 PM
When you think about it, it's pretty weird that we based our nation's healthcare system around having random guys in an office somewhere who say "nah, you don't need that medication" and then fuck your doctor's wife.
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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Autism isn’t a disease to be cured or even eradicated. It’s a neurotype that results in many of the most beautiful and creative brains to have existed. Autists need systemic support to thrive in a world built for allistics, not the blame and shame that make our lives harder than they need to be.
September 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Autism isn’t a disease to be cured or even eradicated. It’s a neurotype that results in many of the most beautiful and creative brains to have existed. Autists need systemic support to thrive in a world built for allistics, not the blame and shame that make our lives harder than they need to be.
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"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."
Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.
Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.
Jimmy Kimmel Returns: ABC Ends Suspension Starting Tuesday
Jimmy Kimmel will return to late night on Tuesday
variety.com
September 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."
Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.
Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.
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You know what’s definitely worse than taking Tylenol during pregnancy? Untreated fevers.
This is not going to end well.
This is not going to end well.
September 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
You know what’s definitely worse than taking Tylenol during pregnancy? Untreated fevers.
This is not going to end well.
This is not going to end well.
Unironically so amazing, have slept in one overnight and it's wonderful. 10/10 would be scritched again
September 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Unironically so amazing, have slept in one overnight and it's wonderful. 10/10 would be scritched again
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Different vulvae sketches based on the study"Classification of the anatomical variation in female external genitalia" by gynodiversity. The study
September 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Different vulvae sketches based on the study"Classification of the anatomical variation in female external genitalia" by gynodiversity. The study
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Remember how doctors and nurses were revered? Remember how amazed we were at mRNA technology? Remember how the vaccine was developed in record time thanks to investment in underlying basic science? 🧬
August 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Remember how doctors and nurses were revered? Remember how amazed we were at mRNA technology? Remember how the vaccine was developed in record time thanks to investment in underlying basic science? 🧬
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Remember when COVID vaccines were first available? Remember how they saved lives and helped us move toward normalcy? Remember how relieved and grateful we were? Remember how amazing our healthcare workers were? Remember how science rescued us?
August 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Remember when COVID vaccines were first available? Remember how they saved lives and helped us move toward normalcy? Remember how relieved and grateful we were? Remember how amazing our healthcare workers were? Remember how science rescued us?
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![4-panel comic. (1) [Roomba next to two people] PERSON 1 to Person 2 with white hat: The Roomba keeps my floor clean. But what do I do when the *Roomba* gets dirty? (2) PERSON 1: Simple: I got a second Roomba and a ramp, so they can clean each other. [a second Roomba takes ramp to be on top of first Roomba] (3) PERSON 1: After the tops are clean, I flip one of them over so they can clean each others’ undersides. [flips Roomba upside down] (4) [stacked Roombas vibrating] PERSON 2: There’s nothing NSFW about this, and yet it’s the most NSFW thing I’ve ever seen. PERSON 1: Yeah, my YouTube DIY video about it got demonetized.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicowxulcoikrb7a7datbtfucl3yb2kfxjuoknszcvbrhjanpek7f4@jpeg)
August 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I remember those days... Not getting art days, the you getting art constantly days
August 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I remember those days... Not getting art days, the you getting art constantly days
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Queer folk - go do self care. If you aren't involved in antifash work and countering misinfo, then your energy is better sent protecting your mental health instead of being logged onto the social media news cycle.
Honestly, I suggest all my followers take the next couple days off of social media and go do self-care. There's gonna be a lot of bigotry targeting us these next couple of days because of the lone wolf shooter, and if you're not involved in antifash work or countering misinfo, no point to seeing it
August 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Queer folk - go do self care. If you aren't involved in antifash work and countering misinfo, then your energy is better sent protecting your mental health instead of being logged onto the social media news cycle.
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So it's clear - I'm aware that the Minneapolis church shooter is a transfem, and have confirmed this independently myself via her name change documents. Myself & literally every trans person condemns this type of shit, especially targeting kids.
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August 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
So it's clear - I'm aware that the Minneapolis church shooter is a transfem, and have confirmed this independently myself via her name change documents. Myself & literally every trans person condemns this type of shit, especially targeting kids.
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Our main story tonight concerns Mech pilots, the easiest and cheapest way to make sure you get a pet that's already housebroken.
August 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Our main story tonight concerns Mech pilots, the easiest and cheapest way to make sure you get a pet that's already housebroken.