hazelmoon
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I have more respect for the Iraqi journalist who threw a shoe at George W Bush than any of the cowards in the current White House press pool.
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I have more respect for the Iraqi journalist who threw a shoe at George W Bush than any of the cowards in the current White House press pool.
@named4wool.bsky.social you're selling that adorable dobby loom?!
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
@named4wool.bsky.social you're selling that adorable dobby loom?!
@named4wool.bsky.social hey! When you had to replace the (probably my fault) bolts on Her Highness, what did you use and where did you get them? I've got a buyer for Henry the Eighth here and want to get a second set of bolts to make sure he's got a full set.
August 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
@named4wool.bsky.social hey! When you had to replace the (probably my fault) bolts on Her Highness, what did you use and where did you get them? I've got a buyer for Henry the Eighth here and want to get a second set of bolts to make sure he's got a full set.
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The President cannot commandeer any local law enforcement.
The President does not run the Smithsonian.
The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law.
Release the Epstein files.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
The President does not run the Smithsonian.
The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law.
Release the Epstein files.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
August 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The President cannot commandeer any local law enforcement.
The President does not run the Smithsonian.
The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law.
Release the Epstein files.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
The President does not run the Smithsonian.
The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law.
Release the Epstein files.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
The Commonwealth of Virginia has entered the chat.
Everyone in North Carolina buys 100% of their hard liquor from state-run stores
My sister-in-law grew up in the Soviet Union. One thing I can say with 100 percent certainty is I’m not *ever* going to be shopping at a government-owned and -operated grocery store when I’m in New York City 🙃
June 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The Commonwealth of Virginia has entered the chat.
Apparently Hamas put out a statement condemning this action, so now I live in a timeline where I agree with something Hamas said and I'm not okay with that.
June 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Apparently Hamas put out a statement condemning this action, so now I live in a timeline where I agree with something Hamas said and I'm not okay with that.
"Iran has been backed into a corner"
Well. There's a thought that's gonna fester.
Well. There's a thought that's gonna fester.
June 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"Iran has been backed into a corner"
Well. There's a thought that's gonna fester.
Well. There's a thought that's gonna fester.
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Your School House Rock moment...🤔
May 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Your School House Rock moment...🤔
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Huck Finn's cure for warts involved taking a dead cat to a graveyard, waiting for a devil to come take a corpse, throwing the cat after the devil and saying "devil follow corpse, cat follow devil, warts follow cat, I’m done with ye!" This is still a better understanding of medicine than RFK Jr's
April 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Huck Finn's cure for warts involved taking a dead cat to a graveyard, waiting for a devil to come take a corpse, throwing the cat after the devil and saying "devil follow corpse, cat follow devil, warts follow cat, I’m done with ye!" This is still a better understanding of medicine than RFK Jr's
My late-20s son has autism. He also holds a high-level job, just sold the house he bought himself at age 25, is happily dating, and in every part of his life basically refutes every but of bullshit that Junior spouted.
April 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
My late-20s son has autism. He also holds a high-level job, just sold the house he bought himself at age 25, is happily dating, and in every part of his life basically refutes every but of bullshit that Junior spouted.
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how the white house press corps hasn't lit up karoline leavitt is beyond me. they're going to replace you with brett swastika of the keto-rahowa podcast at the drop of a hat anyway, you might as well earn it instead of taking it like little worms, writhing in the most prestigious career filth
“no hes not”
- the reply every single journalist should give immediately and to the face of lying republicans in reply to the false “human trafficker” and “ms-13” accusations levied at kilmer garcia
- the reply every single journalist should give immediately and to the face of lying republicans in reply to the false “human trafficker” and “ms-13” accusations levied at kilmer garcia
April 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
how the white house press corps hasn't lit up karoline leavitt is beyond me. they're going to replace you with brett swastika of the keto-rahowa podcast at the drop of a hat anyway, you might as well earn it instead of taking it like little worms, writhing in the most prestigious career filth
And, in fact, arguing strenuously and vociferously against it. Disgusting.
imagine having the power to return someone home from a gulag and choosing to not do it
April 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
And, in fact, arguing strenuously and vociferously against it. Disgusting.
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Do not normalize children dying from measles. Measles was previously eliminated in the US, thanks to vaccines.
When children die from measles, it means that adults have catastrophically failed to protect them because they have rejected basic science.
When children die from measles, it means that adults have catastrophically failed to protect them because they have rejected basic science.
April 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Do not normalize children dying from measles. Measles was previously eliminated in the US, thanks to vaccines.
When children die from measles, it means that adults have catastrophically failed to protect them because they have rejected basic science.
When children die from measles, it means that adults have catastrophically failed to protect them because they have rejected basic science.
He's been going for more than 15 hours and it is amazing to watch. m.youtube.com/watch?v=N5Nf...
April 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
He's been going for more than 15 hours and it is amazing to watch. m.youtube.com/watch?v=N5Nf...
I mean, around here we just call that "Sunday" 🤷🏻♀️
Couldn’t bear the world, drank half a bottle of Beaujolais, and ended up in an argument about to what extent the Gilligan’s Island theme song was a 4/4 version of the Agincourt Carol.
March 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I mean, around here we just call that "Sunday" 🤷🏻♀️
Went for a long walk with my bestie and my doggo. Potomac path started getting too crowded for us, so we took the metro back to Arlington. Which made this truly a training outing for Bailey! She totally rocked it, too.
March 30, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Went for a long walk with my bestie and my doggo. Potomac path started getting too crowded for us, so we took the metro back to Arlington. Which made this truly a training outing for Bailey! She totally rocked it, too.
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I know a bunch of inept clowns are jeopardizing our national security on the daily but can we please not forget that a ketamine-addicted foreigner is busy destroying Social Security because he can't regulate his emotions and is completely unable to function in social society?
March 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I know a bunch of inept clowns are jeopardizing our national security on the daily but can we please not forget that a ketamine-addicted foreigner is busy destroying Social Security because he can't regulate his emotions and is completely unable to function in social society?
@named4wool.bsky.social hey! Going to MDSW? Lmk, it'd be fun to see you 😁 (I'm probably not attending but will totally drive up for the day)
March 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
@named4wool.bsky.social hey! Going to MDSW? Lmk, it'd be fun to see you 😁 (I'm probably not attending but will totally drive up for the day)
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If you can’t pet the bomb-sniffing dogs, don’t pick the cute dogs to bomb sniff. Put the ugly dogs to work.
February 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
If you can’t pet the bomb-sniffing dogs, don’t pick the cute dogs to bomb sniff. Put the ugly dogs to work.
And lots of times you can get cards for surrounding counties! Once I get Arlington county, my DC/NoVa collection will be complete 😁 And ebooks and audiobooks have no late fees!
This and Libby! I’ve gotten so many amazing audiobooks through Libby! I love them. Go get a library card if you don’t have one already!
February 29, 2024 at 10:52 PM
And lots of times you can get cards for surrounding counties! Once I get Arlington county, my DC/NoVa collection will be complete 😁 And ebooks and audiobooks have no late fees!
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It’s only fascism if it’s exactly like 1930s Europe, otherwise it’s just sparkling far right, hyper-nationalist populism that deploys antisemitic & racist propaganda in defense of a nostalgic concept of the traditional patriarchal family supposedly besieged by culturally-foreign & degenerate others.
January 28, 2024 at 2:43 AM
It’s only fascism if it’s exactly like 1930s Europe, otherwise it’s just sparkling far right, hyper-nationalist populism that deploys antisemitic & racist propaganda in defense of a nostalgic concept of the traditional patriarchal family supposedly besieged by culturally-foreign & degenerate others.
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Remember, the Holocaust didn’t start with gas chambers.
It started with politicians dividing the people with “us vs. them”.
It started with intolerance and hate speech.
It started when people stopped caring, became desensitized, and turned a blind eye.
Remember.
It started with politicians dividing the people with “us vs. them”.
It started with intolerance and hate speech.
It started when people stopped caring, became desensitized, and turned a blind eye.
Remember.
January 27, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Remember, the Holocaust didn’t start with gas chambers.
It started with politicians dividing the people with “us vs. them”.
It started with intolerance and hate speech.
It started when people stopped caring, became desensitized, and turned a blind eye.
Remember.
It started with politicians dividing the people with “us vs. them”.
It started with intolerance and hate speech.
It started when people stopped caring, became desensitized, and turned a blind eye.
Remember.
The smiley face is what makes it art.
January 27, 2024 at 6:26 PM
The smiley face is what makes it art.
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I don’t want to see any push notifications about Donald Trump unless it ends with “died”
January 24, 2024 at 1:38 AM
I don’t want to see any push notifications about Donald Trump unless it ends with “died”
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For all you fans of the classic film.
January 23, 2024 at 3:24 PM
For all you fans of the classic film.